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The Perv Unit

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Aww cheers my shaved man :kiss:

 

alriight, what do you have on mind dear? doggy ,catty or turtle style?

 

 

 

 

Haha i bet you'd like to be able to have a snack while we're at it :wacko:

 

lets try doggy first so i can spank you while we're at it :whip:

 

and sure! imagine having fun down there and then find some snack that will give me more strenght to continue with my holy duty, just perfect :cool3:

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lets try doggy first so i can spank you while we're at it :whip:

 

and sure! imagine having fun down there and then find some snack that will give me more strenght to continue with my holy duty, just perfect :cool3:

 

fine... you know i'm more into duck style but whatever...

 

I even have some magic pills down there...i think :thinking:

at least one old fellow got some super powers after some tongue action!

by the way..where did the "perv unit" disappear :shocked3:

 

I thought there was an orgy going on..

fine... you know i'm more into duck style but whatever...

 

I even have some magic pills down there...i think :thinking:

at least one old fellow got some super powers after some tongue action!

Hahaha i think i know that old fellow :wacko:

Aww , we can try ducky style after that if you want but you have to let me call you scarlett while w're at it :whip:

 

I dont mind if you call me milo :cool3:

by the way..where did the "perv unit" disappear :shocked3:

 

I thought there was an orgy going on..

 

I know! i miss them , i was ready to sex them up, every single one of them :(

you lost me after the sandwich story... :stunned:

^If you bend over i'll tell ya how the story goes :wink3:

Hahaha i think i know that old fellow :wacko:

Aww , we can try ducky style after that if you want but you have to let me call you scarlett while w're at it :whip:

 

I dont mind if you call me milo :cool3:

 

Raaawr :whip:

It's a deal then!

You've called me scarlett for the last 1,5 years thought but ah well

 

:wacky:

 

I know! i miss them , i was ready to sex them up, every single one of them :(

 

Come back people! We won't bite :shy:

 

Well...at least Ren won't :nice:

you lost me after the sandwich story... :stunned:

 

it's a true story!

It doesn't look like a sandwich anymore but it was a sandwich once!

aww, you know i'm very bendy !

and I dont mind a bit of biting every now and then :sneaky:

Raaawr :whip:

It's a deal then!

You've called me scarlett for the last 1,5 years thought but ah well

 

:wacky:

 

 

 

Come back people! We won't bite :shy:

 

Well...at least Ren won't :nice:

hahaha i know, sorry for that but your hoo boots and wonder bra plus the blonde wig made me think of you as scarlett :o

 

But you loved it anyway, i gave some extra effort when i called you scarlett, didnt i? :wacky:

Know what, screw ya bitches, i found a new muse :kiss:

 

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*drools*

 

 

But dont worry, i'll tape you both so go for some lesbo action, i dont mind :charming:

hahaha i know, sorry for that but your hoo boots and wonder bra plus the blonde wig made me think of you as scarlett :o

 

But you loved it anyway, i gave some extra effort when i called you scarlett, didnt i? :wacky:

 

oh yesh, some extra effort!

I was lucky to survive in one pieces after that ride!

I was almost able to give you both mouth and down there action at the same time

you monster lightsaber man!

oh yesh, some extra effort!

I was lucky to survive in one pieces after that ride!

I was almost able to give you both mouth and down there action at the same time

you monster lightsaber man!

I'm the best you'll ever have and you know it :charming:

And hey you told me you werent able to walk for 2 days after that :lol:

I'm the best you'll ever have and you know it :charming:

And hey you told me you werent able to walk for 2 days after that :lol:

 

shhht, i don't want everybody to know how weak i am :\

I'm getting stronger all time though :wacko:

 

Just give it a try and i'll show you :charming:

shhht, i don't want everybody to know how weak i am :\

I'm getting stronger all time though :wacko:

 

Just give it a try and i'll show you :charming:

Is that so? Then meet me in the bathroom in 30 mins, i' wanna see how strong you are now :wink3:

 

ps . dont forget the hoo boots and the mini skirt :wacko:

Is that so? Then meet me in the bathroom in 30 mins, i' wanna see how strong you are now :wink3:

 

ps . dont forget the hoo boots and the mini skirt :wacko:

 

 

I'll be there :cool3:

but damn i borrowed the ho boots to babe :(

babe wanted them for some special occasion for the weekend..god knows what it was :shocked2:

Babe has your ho boots? :o You better burn them once you get them back :sick:

what's going on here :stunned:

 

just spending a nice sunday evening :nice:

what's going on here :stunned:

 

it's supposed to be an orgy... :lol:

now, it more between the two calling each other Scarlett and Milo !

And Yeah, I've been lurking !

Babe has your ho boots? :o You better burn them once you get them back :sick:

 

How on earth did i miss your post :bigcry:

 

ah well, i'd never burn my ho boots :o what are you talking about man!

Not even babe's greasy leg (and other) hair and make me want to BURN them!

it's supposed to be an orgy... :lol:

now, it more between the two calling each other Scarlett and Milo !

And Yeah, I've been lurking !

 

Aw no I just like to show my love to Renny ding doo aka the shaved man :kiss:

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