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The Perv Unit

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Chris and Jonny HAVE to know they're fuelling the fire with pictures like that...

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oh there you are !

 

I bet you were still busy with Juliet Jules after your gig last night :shifty:

Don't forget the strawberry flavour condoms!

well, if he's ready to get in some naughty action with the boys, then let's call him !

Oh nononono, i dont swing that way :disappointed: Plus coldplay actually turn me off :wacko:

 

How about we include, scarlett and natalie portman ? then yesh yesh! :whip:

Oh nononono, i dont swing that way :disappointed: Plus coldplay actually turn me off :wacko:

 

How about we include, scarlett and natalie portman ? then yesh yesh! :whip:

 

 

dude, you've gotta get over it! scarlett would only suffocate you!

I on the other hand..

 

:shy:

oh there you are !

 

I bet you were still busy with Juliet Jules after your gig last night :shifty:

Don't forget the strawberry flavour condoms!

Yeah but i'm still ready for more you know :whip:

 

Aww sure, want me to bring the ones that glow in the dark too? :wacko:

Yeah but i'm still ready for more you know :whip:

 

Aww sure, want me to bring the ones that glow in the dark too? :wacko:

 

sure chewie :wink3:

 

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bzzz bzzz

 

Join the force!

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that's what i call life :heart:

 

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this is what he looked like last night :whip:

Are you guys planning an orgy? I'm in!

dude, you've gotta get over it! scarlett would only suffocate you!

I on the other hand..

 

:shy:

bah, you're jealous!I'd love to die between those babies *drools*

 

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The orgy is already on man! :wacko:

sure chewie :wink3:

 

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bzzz bzzz

 

Join the force!

My lightsaber isnt glowing the way it should, care to give me a hand?:wink3:

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"milo ventimiglia: how a hero added 20 pounds of raw muscle"

 

I wonder where that all went :lipsrsealed2:

:uhoh: it's already on ?!

I feel left out :cry:

My lightsaber isnt glowing the way it should, care to give me a hand?:wink3:

 

 

I think the battery has died, man!

You need to take a magic pill!

Didnt you have some butt action with milo last night rolly? :wacko:

Didnt you have some butt action with milo last night rolly? :wacko:

 

He never makes mistakes about the right address dear!

 

You'd never make him enter your hairy hole man.. He's more into lady chewbaccas.. like me :charming:

raise you hand if you want some hairy holes digging :whip:

He never makes mistakes about the right address dear!

 

You'd never make him enter your hairy hole man.. He's more into lady chewbaccas.. like me :charming:

bah you hairy monster! but hey who said i wanted milo? :o again i dont swing that way but i wouldnt mind taping you with him and sell the hot vid on ebay :wink3:

raise you hand if you want some hairy holes digging :whip:

 

 

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I'm all ready for your supermassive black hole sir :policeman:

bah you hairy monster! but hey who said i wanted milo? :o again i dont swing that way but i wouldnt mind taping you with him and sell the hot vid on ebay :wink3:

 

you have just enough of those vids already!

 

I wonder what you've done with all of them actually..

You would've gotten TONS of money if you sold them..but no..you've got no money whatsoever

 

that means only one thing : You've been watching the tapes till they broke down :o

 

you perv!! I didn't know you're that into chewbacca action :disappointed:

You and your horny tools :o

 

I wonder how the hell you're gonna make that fit into your own ermm cave :lol:

You and your horny tools :o

 

I wonder how the hell you're gonna make that fit into your own ermm cave :lol:

 

Oh there's enough space for 10 of those! no problemo whatsoever!

 

I think i actually lost a sandwich down there on the other day :(

I was having my breakfast and "excercising" at the same time and woops the sandwich just disappeared

you have just enough of those vids already!

 

I wonder what you've done with all of them actually..

You would've gotten TONS of money if you sold them..but no..you've got no money whatsoever

 

that means only one thing : You've been watching the tapes till they broke down :o

 

you perv!! I didn't know you're that into chewbacca action :disappointed:

Busted! :disappointed:

hahaha actually i gave them to ykw and macco! They all loved the hairy action!

And i dont like cheebacca acion nonononono, you're the only chewbacca i tolerate :kiss:

 

Now lets celebrate with some kamasutra poses :charming:

Oh there's enough space for 10 of those! no problemo whatsoever!

 

I think i actually lost a sandwich down there on the other day :(

I was having my breakfast and "excercising" at the same time and woops the sandwich just disappeared

ewww , you're sick, you bitch! :sick:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck it, i'd still give it a try :charming:

Busted! :disappointed:

hahaha actually i gave them to ykw and macco! They all loved the hairy action!

And i dont like cheebacca acion nonononono, you're the only chewbacca i tolerate :kiss:

 

Now lets celebrate with some kamasutra poses :charming:

 

Aww cheers my shaved man :kiss:

 

alriight, what do you have on mind dear? doggy ,catty or turtle style?

 

ewww , you're sick, you bitch! :sick:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck it, i'd still give it a try :charming:

 

 

Haha i bet you'd like to be able to have a snack while we're at it :wacko:

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