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The Perv Unit

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Hehe... I came back to steal Thalia's dream post because I was gonna experiment writing it out for that CJ fic :sneaky: you'll be able to see my writing style at least twenty hours away! And... several other things :wink3:

 

YAY! I'm happy that my weird dream was an inspiration, hehe:lol:

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The more I think on it... I think this HAS to be the PERV anthem....

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

so many songs out there to describe the perv unit actually !

 

and I sure cant get them out of my head :wink3:

 

edit : btw, I looove this cover :dance:

oh yeah. I have this cover on my ipod... hmm... they sounded gay not the sound, cuz it was sexy just when Chris says, Boy your love is all I think about... well wait... DUH! :P

 

sure, that can be our anthem if you'd like though many songs may describe us.

shoot it could be Is This Love by White Snake for all I care. :P

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

:lol: did you too guys imagine Chris and Jonny in that bedroom ?? Chris doing the sexy dancing of course ! :laugh3:

^ Of course!:P Those fine legs, my my Chrisy.... sense Jonny had that wild hair way back when... he's most likely the one in the bed.

 

 

You know what I imagined a couple days ago? I imagined me, backstage, sneaking on....right? And with a camera, looking through the crack of the door at Chris and Jonny moaning and doing each other... man... if only I could capture this perfect moment... though I don't think a lot of people on here would think that as a good thing. Man, that would make history... all over the world people would see the video of Chris fucking Jonny... LOL, what a thought. *sigh* silly me again.

:bomb: you'd become a legend for filming THAT !

*sigh* a legend indeed. But C and J wouldn't be to fond of me... Gwen would probably divorce... Jonny's gf would dump him... well Chris and Jonny still have each other. I wonder if the other members of the band know already that they fuck each other. Well, if one of them did something wrong like Chris says something bad, Guy could blackmail him and tell Gwen... Lol. the things I think up, let me tell you....:lol::evil:

 

 

hm.. i wonder if I could catch them... hm... what could I do... honestly?... :thinking:

HAHAHA !! you know I honestly think that deep inside Chris and Jonny want to get rid of those two and finally be able to fully enjoy their gay relationship !

and Guy and Will KNOW everything about it, they just dont want to admit it .. (see pics when C and J are kissing each other and G and W are looking the other way :lol:)

 

If you'd catch them, just join them ! :sneaky:

ohhhh I'd join!:evil: most definitely join... but depends if they're too shocked I'm there... with them... omg, I just totally imagined their reactions. :stunned:

 

I know! I bet they don't want those women around though it does make things hot and heavy and on the edge... things are always sexy when there's a possibility of getting caught.:sneaky::whip: lol, it's so funny to see Guy and Will's faces once they kiss. It's like... um... Ok.... :thinking: and why are you kissing each other? WELL DUH you guys! Don't you ever read these forums! It's FULL of this kind of thing. Goodness, why do you think I have a folder in my pictures Called Chris loves Jonny? Put two and two together and you get MARTLAND!

they'd freak out because someone would actually see them doing it, they'd blush and hide their genitals (of course they'd be pants down) and keep saying 'omg no we werent doing anything!' AND THEN, you'd say 'it's ok, no need to hide' (hide their relationship and genitals :wink3:) and.. you know !!

 

HAHAHA ! you really do have a folder called Chris loves Jonny ?? :lol::lol:

Me: *peeks in*

Chris: *doing Jonny*

Me: *Video Camera*

Jonny: *moan*

Me: *turns off Camera and sneaks in room*

Jonny spots me

"Oh my God, Chris!" he says.

Chris: *Opens his eyes from the pleasure and leans his head forward from the thrusting* :stunned:

Me: Oh no, you don't have to stop, please go on. I won't tell a soul *crosses fingers*

Chris: Well, ahh....

Jonny: erm... *looks at Chris* well, ahh...

Me: Well, can I join?

Jonny: um, what?

Me: Can I join in on the action? It looks fun. I don't have HIV or AIDS so there's nothing wrong. I won't tell anyone! just...

Chris: Well, if you'd like... *shuts the lights off, black light flicks on*

Me: *takes off clothes, then grabs Jonny's genitals and starts to caress*

 

Jonny thrusts his head back with pleasure, Chris puts his hands onto my waist and slides deep inside my ass. Thrusting harder and harder he....

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

:laugh3::laugh3: Loooooooove it !!!! Brilliant !!! :bomb:

 

I'm off to bed, and I think I might happen to have the BEST dream ever tonight with that story fresh in my head ! :wink3::wink3: thanks for that !

 

Night night my pervy friend !

I need to start Slashing stories more often eh? Man, I haven't written like that in AGES. I can't wait to start up again if that's ok with everyone... I don't want to freak people out with my pervertedness.

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Wait? What? You're a perv? NAH!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Damn girl...you might want to start writing those down so you're brain doesn't explode from all the gay porn in there;)

 

 

 

damn....Chris doing Jonny...thrusting...sweating...moaning....awww yeah:sneaky:

^ hahahaha! you know it! I have this friend named Billy that we use to instant message online sex back and forth. We said things we'd do to each other so I'm pretty good at this type of thing. Slashing is so fun.

 

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Chris reaches over and grabs Jonny's cock and caresses him slowly. Each of them smiling with pleasure. Sweat rolls down each of their bodies. Jonny moans with such feeling, as if what he's experiencing is just a fantasy. His teeth grind. Jonny turns over onto his stomach. Chris inserts his cock deep within his ass. In and out, back and forth. He starts out slowly. Thrusting only gently. Chris' starts to fuck harder. Then leans forward to bite Jonny on his throat. Jonny moans with painful pleasure. Chris thrusts his head back and starts working harder, much faster now. So much sweat rolls down his body. His beautiful voice moaning with such passion... to be continued.... lol

 

^

 

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

 

Damn that was IMMENSE! When I'm writing, I try to hide those... umm.. words :lol: Haha you're amazing, it's scary that you write such stuff with that age, lol.

 

 

Well it's the internet, the age doesn't matter! GIVE US MORE OF YOUR PERVNESS!

:dance:

Well she's only one year older than me, so I'm the baby!! :baby: August I'll be 15 :sneaky:

 

Buuuut... HOLD ON TO YER SEATS (and possibly your head and pants, please, for the love of God HOLD ON TO THEM IN CASE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS). CJ writing excercise coming right up ;)

The more I think on it... I think this HAS to be the PERV anthem....

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

I actually find that more funny than suiting us for some reason, Chris' voice trying to match those girly parts are funny as!! :laugh3:

 

Still, we can't, can we? :lol:

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*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

 

Damn that was IMMENSE! When I'm writing, I try to hide those... umm.. words :lol: Haha you're amazing, it's scary that you write such stuff with that age, lol.

 

 

Well it's the internet, the age doesn't matter! GIVE US MORE OF YOUR PERVNESS!

:dance:

 

Yeah she just whipped them right out didn't she??? HAHAHAHAHAH!:laugh3:

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I actually find that more funny than suiting us for some reason, Chris' voice trying to match those girly parts are funny as!! :laugh3:

 

Still, we can't, can we? :lol:

 

Nope we sure can't:laugh3:

Unfortunately that writing thing won't be here until tommorow thanks to my computer-hogging sister, not to mention there were cute Chris pics I wanted to save :veryangry:

 

...stay turned on! Ehem. Tuned in :rolleyes::laugh3:

Well she's only one year older than me, so I'm the baby!! :baby: August I'll be 15 :sneaky:

 

Buuuut... HOLD ON TO YER SEATS (and possibly your head and pants, please, for the love of God HOLD ON TO THEM IN CASE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS). CJ writing excercise coming right up ;)

 

I was born December 5th '92. lol, I feel so young.... :\

 

Oh you'll be writing for us then? greatt :sneaky:

 

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*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

 

Damn that was IMMENSE! When I'm writing, I try to hide those... umm.. words :lol: Haha you're amazing, it's scary that you write such stuff with that age, lol.

 

 

Well it's the internet, the age doesn't matter! GIVE US MORE OF YOUR PERVNESS!

:dance:

 

LOL! I know, I don't normally write fanfic slash anymore. I use to read tons of it... lol scary you say? I scare myself wondering how I think of such words sometimes. I'd love to give you more. I'll be writing in my notebook on what to say... hmm... It should be longer and more book like. We could definitely use more thrusting... hmm... harder... more moaning sounds.... much more.... yess much much more... Muaha MUAha MUAHAHAHAHAHA :evil: *sigh* their love is so complex yet so simple.

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