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The Perv Unit

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but someone will have to stand in for me soon *yawns*

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:idea2: why don't you make a "when will I reach the 1000 post mark?" thread ...I'm sure people would love to talk to you there :dozey:

that' s pretty funny

 

 

 

you're mean to me:P

that' s pretty funny

 

 

 

you're mean to me:P

aw that almost makes me feel bad for you :D

 

but someone will have to stand in for me soon *yawns*

Chaviiiiiiiii you still there?? I gots a question

he likes it when you talk to him like shit ! he's a naughty boy ! :D

 

hmm question.. ok, ask ! i'll see if i want to answer.. :P

hahahaahaha

 

Chavi I need a perv alert avi with Jonny ...who makes em?

you need to ask Master Thalia for that :D she's the Jonny Buckland of all the photoshop magic !

great thanx

..you can go to sleep now :)

 

 

g'night..don't let the pervs bite

 

 

 

 

 

ari I feel like I've been ignoring you .....or maybe the sleep's affecting me lol ...nice to meet you too

yeah Im off ! night night everyone :cool:

I'm behind by several pages.... but I'm back... laden with work :bigcry:

 

~ Beauregard Diening

LIL MALIBU[/color][/b]

Lovely Cardinal.

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Turtle George

 

None of these can beat... Juliet Delaney! :sneaky:

 

Hahah the Coldplay-pervness spreads! We're taking over the world!!:laugh3::lol:

 

 

I have to tell something reeaaaallly embarrassing. I even blush when I'm thinking of it :embarassed:

 

Okay it was at school. My friends and me had this totally boring german lesson, where we all sit at the back of the classroom. I was lost in Coldplay thoughts, when my friend suddenly said:

"Yo, Thalia, did ya know that Chris has a new boyfriend?"

I was like :o BOYFRIEND!?

 

Me:"WHAT! WHO?"

She:"Chris! I think the boyfriend's name is Jon or so, dunno exactly"

Me: *breathes heavily*

She:"Uuuuh everything's okay?"

Me:" Holy shit! Is it official!?"

She:"Uhhm well, some other people know that too"

Me:"Gawd woot! I bet it's already is on the internet, WOOHOO! Have to read about that!!"

She:" EEhh moment please. Why should it be on the net? It's nothing special! She just met this random body somewhere..."

Me:"Wait, SHE?!"

She:"Yeah, SHE! Christine!"

Me: *facepalm*

 

 

After she found out, that I mean CHRIS and JONNY, she laughed her ass off :confused:

 

"8D8D8D"

 

 

So yes, in my Japanese test I could only remember ass, hands and tail. Proud much :laugh3:

 

Oh and uh my sis found my collection of Chris pics :embarassed: as per usual I blushed :laugh3: beh

hahahaha I bet they weren't just normal Chris pics were they?

 

 

 

probably some really hot photomontages :laugh3:

btw your porn name is great .......now, what exactly should we do with this name?

Who knows? Use it against a certain Coldplay member? :sneaky:

 

About those pics... they were kinda a mix of pervy and just general gorgeous ones so yes, she was a bit... suprised...

ahh!! Jonny's guitar-playing in DAAHF sounds so sexy ..I dunno.. it just does

 

 

wait I'm not sure it's DAAHF or LIJ ..but you guys get the point

 

 

 

WHERE'S THALIA?????!!!

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ahh!! Jonny's guitar-playing in DAAHF sounds so sexy ..I dunno.. it just does

 

 

wait I'm not sure it's DAAHF or LIJ ..but you guys get the point

 

 

 

WHERE'S THALIA?????!!!

 

She's mourning her broken pc...no she's on now!:P

I'M HERE!!

 

As I said before on my art thread, my own PC is defect, it has some major problems, can't boot and bluescreen appearance...

 

I'm at my dad's PC, which doesn't have any art programs. So I have to wait 5 days until my father comes back from work and hopefully he can help me with my PC.

 

 

Btw I laughed trough all the ladt 5 pages here, you're cracking me up with your pervness :laugh3:

Awww! Thalia! I miss you being on here! I'm so happy to see you back!

 

I can't shut off my computer because it takes a numerous amount of tries to get it working again. I have the bluescreen appear every single time until I get lucky. My computer is had to be put into safe mode and set at a new system restore point. It's terrible, if I shut off my computer and it refuses to get to my main scream, I'll have to put it on new restore points and I've ran out of all good restore points... so eventually I need it fixed.

Lonely lonely me.. :cry:

 

WAIT ! means those two naughty boys are ALL MINE :wink3:

 

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nope.. I'm here too ..you'll have to share :wink3:

 

 

great pic btw

oh dammit !! :dozey: I almost got them for myself !

let's call it a sevensome if we add Guy and Will :wink3:

 

oh well, that's an orgy !

Heey orgies!

we can't leave Ren and his marvellous secret weapon aka wee wee aka lightsaber aka dick out of this party! :o

well, if he's ready to get in some naughty action with the boys, then let's call him !

Did you just call me?:wink3: *prepares his lightsaber for action*

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