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The Perv Unit

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Indya, you are the queen of pervyness!!! Your stories are just... :stunned:

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Aww well, thank you Maria. I do try my best. It's lovely to see people interested in what I write. I guess all those years of slash have finally come in handy:wink3::whip:

Does what happens in this thread stay in this thread?

wow. I feel stupid. I had to read that sentence about 3 times before I understood what he meant!! :laugh4:

wow. I feel stupid. I had to read that sentence about 3 times before I understood what he meant!! :laugh4:

 

yeah me too..

for a second i was like "what the hell, this guy is from the uk and writes these nonsense sentences"

 

But then suddenly it made a lot of sense :cool3:

Even UK folk can have moments of nonsensical brilliance.

When my PC works again, I will make a pervness cup with photoshop for you Indya :)

Even UK folk can have moments of nonsensical brilliance.

 

yeah this forum has proved that right :lol:

No offence anyone!

hello you horny beast, how you doing? :kiss:

I just had my last exam for months! So now i'm basically on holidays :cool3:

Wow, congrats! :dance: That means you have plenty of time for some hot action now eh? :wink3:

Wow, congrats! :dance: That means you have plenty of time for some hot action now eh? :wink3:

 

hey... I've always had time when it comes to hot action!

That's what babe ,mc and ykw told me :wacky:

That's what babe ,mc and ykw told me :wacky:

 

Nah-ah, that's what you experience every time you call me and i don't answer :o

When my PC works again, I will make a pervness cup with photoshop for you Indya :)

 

Why... I feel honored! :crown: teehee, well, I had no idea this meant so much... boy I feel special! :kiss:

I finally had some time to read-up on these last pages and..... I have this huge smile from ear to ear after reading Indya's stories!!

They're so f***** great!! I had my face right in front of the compu screen and my eyes were like :o

hahaha so friggin brilliant

 

on a side note I'm sooo worried about getting good seats for the concert here in Italy... I haven't even had time to sit back and go "woot!! they're coming on september!!" I've been walking all over the house thinking "how do I get the money really fast? how do I travel all the way to Bologna by myself? I'm such a clutz I'll probably get lost! but I'm supposed to go to egypt on september!! holy shit!" and then I start all over again.."how do I get the money really fast?...." I even went swimming at the beach today and I kept repeating the same questions to myself... I couldn't even enjoy that moment :(

 

It's hard to pervy right now!! ..but Indya's stories definitely help :sneaky:

Nah-ah, that's what you experience every time you call me and i don't answer :o

You're always too busy when i call you :disappointed:

You're always too busy when i call you :disappointed:

 

 

I only get busy right on the same moment when you call :wacko:

 

Do the math

I only get busy right on the same moment when you call :wacko:

 

Do the math

I just hope you dont use one of this old cell phones :lol:

 

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I just hope you dont use one of this old cell phones :lol:

 

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Honey, they don't call it supermassive black hole for no reason

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Honey, they don't call it supermassive black hole for no reason

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

 

This made my day!:lol:

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