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The Perv Unit

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GRRRR!

 

 

 

 

i think there's going to be some bumpage from the back with those two... if you... hehe, catch my drift.....

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GRRRR!

 

 

 

 

i think there's going to be some bumpage from the back with those two... if you... hehe, catch my drift.....

smilie-sex.gif

 

 

Interesting times:wink3:

 

 

EDIT:

Is Melanie a little freaked out?? Hot damn!!

Interesting times:wink3:

 

 

EDIT:

Is Melanie a little freaked out?? Hot damn!!

 

haha most likely.

 

 

 

Ha! That reminds me of a time when two of my guy friends at school manwiched me in front of my ex boyfriend when I wanted to go back out with him. LOL, good times...

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no i'm just gutted i wasn't a part of the sandwich:cry:

:wreck:

 

 

 

 

If I had em, my dancing leprechauns would be VERY happy! *Evil laugh*

 

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We can't ALL be in the sandwhich...(even I don't know what that means lol)

you can be! - lets make this beast a a DOUBLE cheeseburger. :charming:

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now we are on to burger territory...fuck the sandwich...well, not LITERALLY...but...oh dear

haha most likely.

 

 

 

Ha! That reminds me of a time when two of my guy friends at school manwiched me in front of my ex boyfriend when I wanted to go back out with him. LOL, good times...

 

 

 

 

Hahahaha, we guys are conspiratorial:sneaky:

 

But I must now go out now in the big bad scary world, til tomorrow sweet Perv Unit threaders!!!!

now we are on to burger territory...fuck the sandwich...well, not LITERALLY...but...oh dear

 

:laugh3: yes, not literally!

 

but burger territory better for you? :wink3:

 

think how greasy it can get, I'm not gonna lie... this could get messy ;)

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:laugh3: yes, not literally!

 

but burger territory better for you? :wink3:

 

think how greasy it can get, I'm not gonna lie... this could get messy ;)

 

 

hmmm...slippery even...

 

how messy? can i just lick my fingers or do i need some paper towels?:sneaky:

You will need ALOT of paper towels,

hell, you might need several showers to get rid of the grease we're gonna get covered in.

 

it's gonna be kinky.

 

:wink3:

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I'm not scared...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok...maybe a little

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just be gentle, ok??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding...I like it rough.....:sneaky:

 

MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

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ahhh..the tables have turned...it ok..i can be gentle

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so we're waiting for Jay to come....:wink3:

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