Your shocked routine is busted :sneaky:

 

We know the truth about you:smug:

 

 

 

**Puts head in hands....cries.....**

 

Well, the truth will out (eventually):dozey:

 

EDIT:

I was originally gonna put down "hands in head" but I figured that could have lasting complications for me!

**Puts head in hands....cries.....**

 

Well, the truth will out (eventually):dozey:

 

EDIT:

I was originally gonna put down "hands in head" but I figured that could have lasting complications for me!

 

 

what? you mean something like - you had your hand on your head, you naughty boy - was that about the gist of it??

 

 

:whatever:

 

 

:laugh3:

I love JD, I want to spank him with a paddle.

 

:stunned: - Well, I'm very flattered.... but, I mean... with a paddle?

 

won't that... hurt?

 

:kiss::P:cool:

:stunned: - Well, I'm very flattered.... but, I mean... with a paddle?

 

won't that... hurt?

 

:kiss::P:cool:

 

 

:shocked2: how the fuck did you do that?

 

 

LMAO!!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:shocked2: I don't know how you did that but it makes me want you more! :whip:

 

do what?? :P

do what?? :P

 

 

you are VERY naughty...

 

 

get down on all fours...

 

 

damn it!

 

where is my paddle?:sneaky:

oh.... no, please don't spank me with the paddle...

 

*gives you the paddle*

 

*gets down on knees*

 

TELL ME I'M A FILTHY BITCH

 

:laugh3:

oh.... no, please don't spank me with the paddle...

 

*gives you the paddle*

 

*gets down on knees*

 

TELL ME I'M A FILTHY BITCH

 

:laugh3:

 

Look here, you filthy bitch! No one tells ME what I'm going to yell at them!

 

*takes paddle in hands* damn that paddle feels nice....heavy:wink3:

 

Remember, if you scream it'll only make me beat you harder:sneaky:

Shut up and hit me HARDER!

 

or maybe I'll just spawn my own paddle and beat you with it! :sneaky: :square:

Shut up and hit me HARDER!

 

or maybe I'll just spawn my own paddle and beat you with it! :sneaky: :square:

 

 

Damn you're bossy! That's hawt.

 

You own paddle, huh?

 

I can think of something better you could beat me with:sneaky:

oh really....

 

So can I....

 

Allow me to "Whip" it out...

 

*grabs chris martin's penis*

 

;)

oh really....

 

So can I....

 

Allow me to "Whip" it out...

 

*grabs chris martin's penis*

 

;)

 

damn that's wicked...you read my mind:laugh3:

:P I know you so well, after such little time! :lol:

hey everyone.

:P I know you so well, after such little time! :lol:

 

 

So, you go around grabbing people huh? Well while you're at it, grab little Jonny for me too....

 

 

then you can all strip down and let me see what I've got to work with:sneaky:

So, you go around grabbing people huh? Well while you're at it, grab little Jonny for me too....

 

 

then you can all strip down and let me see what I've got to work with:sneaky:

 

oh.... there is NOTHING little about jonny, let me assure you of THAT! :kiss::laugh3:

oh.... there is NOTHING little about jonny, let me assure you of THAT! :kiss::laugh3:

 

gets down on knees...

 

 

 

 

...and thanks god

 

 

 

why? what did you think i was going to say?:sneaky:

I never thought you were going to say or suggest anything inparticular... why don't you elaborate :sneaky:

:stunned:

 

that was STEAMING hot!

 

you should SO post an uncensored full version in a spoiler. :P

 

oh, wait, I have a girlfriend...

 

nevermind :lol:

 

Age Six Racer has a girlfriend?!

 

*shakes fist at cruel Universe*

yo, what's going on with everyone seriously? I'm bored and i really want to get my mind off of things. What's the latest perv update? anything new? ANYTHING?

Age Six Racer has a girlfriend?!

 

*shakes fist at cruel Universe*

 

:laugh3: what's that supposed to mean!

:laugh3: what's that supposed to mean!

 

Dude we were so going to live in Radiohead-free bliss until that revelation! :wink3:

haha oh yes!! - I remember now.

 

well, I could always break up with my girlfriend, for you.... :wink2: :wink3:

what? you mean something like - you had your hand on your head, you naughty boy - was that about the gist of it??

 

 

:whatever:

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

Well, I'm back now from working (not THAT kind of work) and THIS is what awaited me lol??!

 

No no no you got the 'gist' of it all wrong!! It was NOTHING like that:lol:

 

(Nice wanking emoticon, though who the hell goes green - that little guy is tryin too hard lol)

 

*Sigh* describing this to my therapist will be most intriguing...

well, I could always break up with my girlfriend, for you.... :wink2: :wink3:

 

*gasp* :stunned: