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The Perv Unit

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it's too early in the day to be thinking about sandwiches and burger and meaty penetration.

 

maybe later :P

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it's too early in the day to be thinking about sandwiches and burger and meaty penetration.

 

maybe later :P

 

Definitely after work. Yum yum lol

One word Cobalt:

 

 

 

AWESOME

:stunned: :stunned::stunned: :stunned::stunned::stunned: :stunned::stunned::stunned: cobalt.... that's...... amazing!! I feel like I just watched a really exciting soap-opera :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

mooooooorrrreeeeeeeeeeeee *drools*

Wow Cobalt! That's fucking amazing!:shocked2:

I feel honored that you used my dream to write it, gaaahh!!!, now it feels even more intense in my mind with your story, mwhuhuhuhu :wink3::wink3::wink3:

why thank yee :3

 

:stunned:

 

that was STEAMING hot!

 

you should SO post an uncensored full version in a spoiler. :P

 

oh, wait, I have a girlfriend...

 

nevermind :lol:

Uncensored version? UNCENSORED? :bomb:

 

Depends. :smug:

 

OMG THAT WAS SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU COBALT!! I LOVE YOU! You are officially the queen of Pervyness...

Yup, When I heard from people's comments on your fanfic, I was pretty jealous. yup.... :blank: But, I've got to say, I honestly like it ALOT. No, Love it. It's simple but yet so... sexy. I can't wait to hear it when they're banging each other. I'm currently writing a story on jNc slash but I want to hear more of yours.... one thing leading to another... then.. man I can't wait to hear more!! *sigh*

That's the way I write :D it'll be a while but it'll be worth it :sneaky:

 

@ Cobalt: I pray to God that you have not been a fly on the wall at the Bakery:lol:

I wish... the THINGS I could get up to, the THINGS I could DO. :wideeyed:

 

Did I forget to mention one of the things that helped was probably quite the orgasmic dream of Coby/Guy action a few nights ago? He knows how to please a lady :wink3: too bad MY ALARM WOKE ME UP. ALARMS ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. ARGH. Stillll.... :wink3:

why thank yee :3

 

 

Uncensored version? UNCENSORED? :bomb:

 

Depends. :smug:

 

 

That's the way I write :D it'll be a while but it'll be worth it :sneaky:

 

 

I wish... the THINGS I could get up to, the THINGS I could DO. :wideeyed:

 

Did I forget to mention one of the things that helped was probably quite the orgasmic dream of Coby/Guy action a few nights ago? He knows how to please a lady :wink3: too bad MY ALARM WOKE ME UP. ALARMS ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. ARGH. Stillll.... :wink3:

 

 

I did not know that! Thanks....I think!!:laugh3:

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Hey JD...all this talk about meaty penetration...is getting me.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...hungry:laugh3: What's for breakfast?

it's too early in the day to be thinking about sandwiches and burger and meaty penetration.

 

maybe later :P

 

agreed. lets talk about.... I dunno... pevy pancakes. There's three.

 

pancakes.jpg

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agreed. lets talk about.... I dunno... pevy pancakes. There's three.

 

pancakes.jpg

 

damn! now i'm really hungry:laugh3:

I had a KFC today,

all of that greasy meat making it's way slowly down my tongue :P

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I had a KFC today,

all of that greasy meat making it's way slowly down my tongue :P

 

 

wow...that is very pervy....sounds like some man love to me:wink3:

dammit where is jay when you need him :P

 

what? so you can make greasy KFC love to him and Mel or something?

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probably somewhere with some greasy meat on his tongue too

Melanie HONESTLY! ew... i'd prefer like Chocolate drizzled down yalls bodies before that... ewwwwww.

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HEY! I'm not the one who started this KFC nasty fantasy....

 

chocolate sounds much better to me...

*grabs the popcorn and enjoys the show*

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*grabs the popcorn and enjoys the show*

 

 

you perv lurker!!:kiss:

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if you are pervy in the perv unit thread and you're all alone......:sneaky:

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