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The Perv Unit

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Actually Jonny will only like you if you strum his guitar...if you follow....:sneaky:

 

:wink3: hmm strumming his guitar ! sounds good to me !

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yeah eyes closed...you never know what you might grab a hold of....hee hee

:wink3: hmm strumming his guitar ! sounds good to me !

 

I thought so :D

yeah eyes closed...you never know what you might grab a hold of....hee hee

 

His......hat?:P

^ Bwahahaha oh GOD :lol::laugh3:

 

Here's the wallpaper:

Lash.jpg

 

Jonny! TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF! kiss him a couple times... maybe somewhere down below.... BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if only we had the power... superpower to animate this out on a computer...

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that pic that Thalia made^^^ does very naughty things to me....closes eyes..imagines lots of thrusting...sweat dripping....:sneaky:

that pic that Thalia made^^^ does very naughty things to me....closes eyes..imagines lots of thrusting...sweat dripping....:sneaky:

 

*Closes eyes.........there's Chris and Jonny.....there're so close together......OMG....OMG...OMG......wait.....what the fuck?......this isn't a dream!.........I'm in the Bakery......NO CHRIS!!!!!!!........NO JONNY!!!!!!!!!!.......stop saying "yes"..............nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........*

 

Cries quietly in the corner.

 

Then Eno walks in. "Aw fuck, not again."

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*Closes eyes.........there's Chris and Jonny.....there're so close together......OMG....OMG...OMG......wait.....what the fuck?......this isn't a dream!.........I'm in the Bakery......NO CHRIS!!!!!!!........NO JONNY!!!!!!!!!!.......stop saying "yes"..............nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........*

 

Cries quietly in the corner.

 

Then Eno walks in. "Aw fuck, not again."

 

 

I think that is probably what really happens at the Bakery...or at least that's what I'm going to tell myself:laugh3:

hellooo pervies!! I've been busy busy :sneaky: .....if you include getting half-naked with doctors to take chest x-rays:dozey:

I moved to a new house yesterday and today... well..most of you know what happened today... *gets car accident flashbacks**shudders*

I see we've got men joining us.. so many things we could do :sneaky: muahahahahahaha!!

and Guy and Will are upstairs still pretending nothing's happening ! :lol:

Hey Aleja ! yeah more male pervs more fun !!

 

*raises hand to ask question*

 

is this for all types of perving or just towards coldplay? lol :D

 

all types ;)

ok then.....i dunno what to say though lol.

 

Its rather scary how easily it comes to you dude!

 

And that story bout the Bakery is ALL TRUE don't worry ladies!

Its rather scary how easily it comes to you dude!

 

And that story bout the Bakery is ALL TRUE don't worry ladies!

ok so do i say "wooooooo! im a perv! yayyyyyyyyy!"

ok so do i say "wooooooo! im a perv! yayyyyyyyyy!"

 

first piece of advice : never do that in the street or public places !

first piece of advice : never do that in the street or public places !

 

Yeah and never outside a school either dude:lol:

first piece of advice : never do that in the street or public places !

yeah i know i will take ur advice to heart :D.......i'll leave it for this board of fellow pervs

Yeah and never outside a school either dude:lol:

i go to school lol......not as bad as if i were an adult

i go to school lol......not as bad as if i were an adult

 

I don't know what to say! I'm only finished second year in college and you saying that makes me feel like I should be buying a zimmerframe yeesh! :laugh3:

I don't know what to say! I'm only finished second year in college and you saying that makes me feel like I should be buying a zimmerframe yeesh! :laugh3:

is that that climbing thing?...and i did not mention a climbing thing in my last comment :D

is that that climbing thing?...and i did not mention a climbing thing in my last comment :D

 

:wink3: there you go !!

:wink3: there you go !!

 

James James James......you say "climbing" and BINGO these ladies have a mental image of doing the rumba with Chris/Jonny/Will/Guy/all of em/them doin each other - - - whatever!!

James James James......you say "climbing" and BINGO these ladies have a mental image of doing the rumba with Chris/Jonny/Will/Guy/all of em/them doin each other - - - whatever!!

lol ok i'll try think of the most un-sexual word ever! .......... bread! make summit perv related out of that if u dare

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