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Oh... wow.

 

You have a perfect figure. :shocked2:

 

This has inspired me. I've got to hit the gym again and present you ladies with my impressive beach bod. :wink2:

 

Ah Jay, thanks.:blush:

 

Yes, let's see your bod:sneaky: You're cute I know that much but what's under the cute dress shirt and tie?:thinking:

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hoe mean was that!? :P

 

wait til I tell my african-american friend Turk

he'll kick your ass! :P

 

"Hoe"?

 

Well, screw Turk, I have my own SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE BEAR that'd so kick Turk's ass. Plus he has a girlfriend called...Zarla...who is even bitchier. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@ Melanie - Wow, you were true to your word! Chris is soooooo gonna notice you when you go to their concerts, especially if you go in a bikini hahaha

 

Jay may have to hit a gym to get ripped, but I already am lol - all those years of back-breaking work helping the less fortunate etc etc - I'm a regular super-man

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:shocked3:

 

mel you are freaking HOTTTTTTTTTTT

 

C'mere.... :wink3:

 

 

Screw the foursome....well, not literally....its all you, JD;)

 

 

Thanks for the kind words JD (and Jamie too)

 

And now...for those of you not fast enough....too bad:P

 

 

its gone:vanish:

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Screw the foursome....well, not literally....its all you, JD;)

 

 

Thanks for the kind words JD (and Jamie too)

 

And now...for those of you not fast enough....too bad:P

 

 

its gone:vanish:

 

You remembered my name! *Tears well up in eyes*

 

Mwahaha, JD my man, were we lucky!!

 

I believe this calls for an air high five: on my mark...

 

1............2...............3.......................4.................HIGH 5!!

 

*Clicks fingers*

 

Now that's ol school.

 

:D

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Did I miss the pic? :bigcry:

 

It. Was. Freaking. AWESOME.

 

Ouch dude. Clearly its God pissing all over you for posting away after we had that little "talk" - mwahahaha, I'm well connected. :smug:

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You probably saved it, yeah? :wink3:

 

Unfortunately no, for two reasons:

 

1) I didn't think Melanie would take it down lol

 

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2) It was on first come, first serve basis - and you weren't first. So I say: :P

 

Haha

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Ah well... I'm sure it'll be back someday. And it will be a pervier one! And then you won't be around!

 

Don't come knocking at my door begging for the pic!

 

Haha

 

Yes. Quite. Maybe use it as your avatar?:wink3:

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Only if you pm me the bikini shot! I know you did save it! :lol:

 

I honest to God didn't. I feel like a damn fool!

 

Ask JD or Briggins though...they're pervs to the hilt plus JD and Mel have..."history" :lol:

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I bet you're looking at it right now, you perv :lol:

 

Nope, I'm actually reading the Kama Sutra though...whoah the illustrations in this thing! Who knew a chick's body could bend like that? My girlfriends have been most reluctant to expand their horizons!

 

I'll put scans up soon, promise! :P

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! melanie!!!!!!!! that's so unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't see it!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I'll be posting my bikini shot in a few I think ....it's terrible don't even bother people :smug:

 

PM me and Stefan - we're loyal and honest people (well, me anyway:P)

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