When you have some unknown problems at your ears and you heard just muffled noises from two days and you mum says "You always sad, you are insomniac, now you can't hear good...maybe you turning into Chris Martin :laugh3:"

[Thank you for caring about me mum :dozey:]

 

 

When you are in bed bed with your boyfriend, after very good sex, and you says "Ok, I have a very important question for you" "What's up?" "If I ever meet Chris and Jonny and...I don't know...they decide to have a threesome with me...you would consider it like a cheat or you would consider it a once in life occasion that I could not refuse?"

[Don't look at me like this, I'm the biggest perv of the year, I'm allowed to say things like this]

 

 

When you text your male best friend "Fuck this world...Chris Martin...curls...beard...perfection...kill me please"

^ :facepalm: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: I wonder what your poor boyfriend said!

^ :facepalm: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: I wonder what your poor boyfriend said!

 

He laughed for several minutes cause I had a very serious tone asking :laugh3:

Then added that even if he doesn't think there will ever be this eventuality I need to ask first about just Chris and just Jonny and then the other combinations cause in his opinion I would never refuse a threesome if Chris is in it, no matter who is the other one :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: [He knows me too well]

He laughed for several minutes cause I had a very serious tone asking :laugh3:

Then added that even if he doesn't think there will ever be this eventuality I need to ask first about just Chris and just Jonny and then the other combinations cause in his opinion I would never refuse a threesome if Chris is in it, no matter who is the other one :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: [He knows me too well]

 

HAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: like you, Chris and a cactus :laugh3:

 

 

Oh wait...

 

 

:uhoh: I shouldn've have said that.

It's just that I was scrolling Tumblr and I found that word and... Yeah.

you own every song ever made by Coldplay

you own both Live 2003 and Live 2012

 

i'd like to see that CD collection :P :o :D

you own every song ever made by Coldplay

 

:)

 

You own a copy of Safety EP? :o

When you've listen to one Coldplay song over 250 times in one day... Life in Technicolor II :)

HAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: like you, Chris and a cactus :laugh3:

 

 

Oh wait...

 

 

:uhoh: I shouldn've have said that.

It's just that I was scrolling Tumblr and I found that word and... Yeah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is what I was looking at:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was/is right. :nod:

 

 

 

 

haha! :D

When taking the time to clean your room/put tons of paper into order actually makes you enthusiastic because you know you're going to listen to a Coldplay concert while doing it :D

When your having a bad day, so you try to write what you feel into a protest song like Violet hill or Politik.

When you are felling very sad from days and your best friend [that is learning how to make Android apps for his internship project at university] makes this for you for every time you feel sad and lonely :lol::nice:

 

 

[The horrible draw is made by me :sweatdrop:]

^awww so cute :dazzled: :dazzled: :dazzled:

 

when you re-organize your coldplay file on laptop when you got bored :lol:

When you are felling very sad from days and your best friend [that is learning how to make Android apps for his internship project at university] makes this for you for every time you feel sad and lonely :lol::nice:

 

 

[The horrible draw is made by me :sweatdrop:]

 

:dazzled::dazzled::dazzled:

When you are felling very sad from days and your best friend [that is learning how to make Android apps for his internship project at university] makes this for you for every time you feel sad and lonely :lol::nice:

 

 

[The horrible draw is made by me :sweatdrop:]

 

I want it :dazzled:

When you've, today, made a Viva painting and drew Chris :D

when you check coldplay.com every day to see if there are any new concert dates :D

When you and another addicted [DANY!:escaping2:] make plans about how to kidnap Jonny :laugh3:

When your addiction starts to spread in your family and your 7-year old son "forces" you to play him a live concert from every year, wants you to interpret the meanings of all songs and now recognizes almost all the songs and tries to sing and dance around like Chris...

When you met the boyfriend of your boyfriend's cousin and you thought he was pleasant then you added him on FB and you discovered he is a Coldplayer and suddenly you liked him more than a minute before :laugh3:

^ Lucky you! :lol:

 

When you and another addicted [DANY!:escaping2:] make plans about how to kidnap Jonny :laugh3:

 

Me? What have I done? :wings: :awesome:

 

When your addiction starts to spread in your family and your 7-year old son "forces" you to play him a live concert from every year, wants you to interpret the meanings of all songs and now recognizes almost all the songs and tries to sing and dance around like Chris...

 

Aww :wacky:

When this Charlie Brown voice stalking story is confusing to you

When you were waiting for Keane to do a triple bow at the end of their concert....

When you watch Muse's Seattle concert on Youtube and you don't understand why they don't bow at all but just hail to everyone at the end