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Johnny Rotten Slams 'Humourless' Coldplay

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The Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has slammed Coldplay for creating boring music - insisting he feels sorry for fans who pay to see the "humourless" group perform live.

 

Rocker Rotten, real name John Lydon, is convinced the Yellow hitmakers take themselves too seriously - and is adamant their music suffers as a result. He says, "I pity the poor bastards who have to watch them. They are utterly humourless. I met them a few years ago, said hello and realised they were just men in anoraks. They looked like a gang of little poncy masturbators.

 

"There is no fun, they don't offer joy. Their music has a couple of quite nice tones here and there but it's a box of tosh (rubbish) sold to slightly inadequate, half-baked people."

 

http://www.showbizspy.com/news/06162008/rotten-slams-humourless-coldplay

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meh. i couldn't give two shits about whatever this bloke says.

 

i haven't even read the article, really, haha.

fuck him and what he says

That picture says it all. :D

I think you probably need to have a sense of humour to be able to recognise one!

wow, thirty years after the Sex Pistols were even vaguely popular this guy comes back and thinks he can just shit on every cool band in the world?

 

what i actually find boring is his willingness to reunite the Pistols for a few bags of cash and beplague our world with their talentless tripe once again

 

(although i have to admit the 'poncy masturbators' comment made me laugh)

Wow.... this guy is so unbelievable ugly :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

... uh sorry, what was the point?

why would he even bother saying that

Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols would not know music if it hit em in the face, they never had or never will be able to play music just load of inaudible noise our dog could make a better job.

I just dont know how he can slam talented musicians or is it sour grapes that his load of has beens find it difficult to sell out a 200 seat gig

:laugh3: He's Jonny Rotten. I can't believe anyone here is even bothering to get upset. :laugh3:

humourless?

 

what Chris is humourless or humorous?!:laugh3:

why i should even bother to see Chris if i am stupid!

 

I Love Chris and i'll die even to meet him!

 

i don't mind where ever it'ld be,before i die i need to meet him!

 

or else my life goes meaningless!

Why would anyone waste their time saying stuff about people like that? Its so funny, how the entire industry of music is one insult after another.

Oops sorry. I posted this in the wrong thread. haha.. Oh well.. Not exactly having a good impression of this Johnny Rotten guy

That picture says it all. :D

 

I agree! That guy is creepy!! :freak:

/sigh why is this guy even breathing? :dozey:

Fuck you Rotten. What have the Sex Pistols accomplished. They suck and always have. And guess what, they actually have fans and the best ones. And they sell albums at record sellouts. They didnt win Grammys or any of the top music awards...FUCK YOU

Pfft Sex Pistols, at least The Clash were talented.

 

God save the queen and her fashist regieme.... fuck off.

 

Even so hes good fun in an interview.

He should learn how to sing before he slags off Chris.:rolleyes:

this from a washed up old ex reality show loser, jealousy is a bad personality trait

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