A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

 

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

 

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

 

Here for a video:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-23109,00.html

didn't watch the video, but HAHAHAHAHA.

 

HILAROIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

what a loser. :P!!!

"They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis".

 

You couldn't make this stuff up could you.

I hate it when this happens...its painful

:lol: :lol: :lol:

How did he stay aroused that long? :lol: viagra perhaps?

the video is hillarious! :lol:

Sharks investigate things by biting it. This is our equivalent.

I hate it when this happens...its painful

:stunned:

 

:dozey:

 

 

 

So why didn't he just think about baseball? That would have freed him up.:rolleyes:

Last week it was Free Tibet, this week Free De-bits!

^ROTFFL

Haha what a fool!!

that video is funny...but why have sex with a bench...i mean thats why they have those blow up dolls or hookers....he should have just used one of those. :laugh3:

*sigh* Why on earth do these people walk around thinking: "look at that pipe, i could stick something in there":dozey:

Some people are weird. :lol: