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Miley Cyrus's mom thinks Chris is ugly!!!!!

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Ya u read right!!....We all know that Miley likes Chris and wants a 16 year old version of Chris and apparently Her mom said she had bad taste!!!!:veryangry2:

 

 

"My ideal man is a 16-year-old Chris Martin. But my mum says I have terrible taste," the Daily Express quoted her, as saying

 

Now i dont know bout all of u but who ever says our man is ugly should go FUCK THEMSELVES!!!! :veryangry2: :angry:

 

http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsdetails/19854

 

Miley Cyrus's mom also went and had a kid with Billy Ray Cyrus. :dozey:

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Miley is ruining my life..

First she say's she likes John Lennon on her twitter account.. NOW THIS!??!

 

We should just plan to kill her and her mom..

Let's do it! Just like hitler!

Smiley Cyrus is completely insignificant, so what does that make her mum??

 

:rolleyes:

 

lol for real

Miley is ruining my life..

First she say's she likes John Lennon on her twitter account.. NOW THIS!??!

 

We should just plan to kill her and her mom..

Let's do it! Just like hitler!

Sorry ? Did I read well ? What does him have to do with this ?

Yet we didn't succeed to kill hitler.. he commited suicide..

Then nvm what i said..

 

And about John...

Well i just think she's fuckin' lying just so we don't hate her..

 

Now i dont know bout all of u but who ever says our man is ugly should go FUCK THEMSELVES!!!! :veryangry2: :angry:

 

:laugh3:

Well, my mom thinks Chris is adorable!!!

Ya u read right!!....We all know that Miley likes Chris and wants a 16 year old version of Chris and apparently Her mom said she had bad taste!!!!:veryangry2:

 

 

"My ideal man is a 16-year-old Chris Martin. But my mum says I have terrible taste," the Daily Express quoted her, as saying

 

Now i dont know bout all of u but who ever says our man is ugly should go FUCK THEMSELVES!!!! :veryangry2: :angry:

 

http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsdetails/19854

 

WOW! This is from the lady who got married with the guy with the mullet and the "Achy Breaky Heart"?!?!?!?!

 

HAHAHAHA:laugh3: Yeaaah right! she´s got an excelent taste on men:rolleyes:.

The fact that Miley Cyrus is attracted to the same man that I am attracted to makes me question MY taste. I really don't want to share the same crush as that brat.

 

anyways, we all know hes gorge and its more than LOOKs that make us drawn to him. Her mom is a shallow bitch, and it's rude for Miley Cyrus to say a quote like that.

 

He would never consider a vapid teen like her anyway.

The fact that Miley Cyrus is attracted to the same man that I am attracted to makes me question MY taste. I really don't want to share the same crush as that brat.

 

anyways, we all know hes gorge and its more than LOOKs that make us drawn to him. Her mom is a shallow bitch, and it's rude for Miley Cyrus to say a quote like that.

 

He would never consider a vapid teen like her anyway.

 

Well said :smug:

We all know if Chris was younger he would go for the teens on Coldplaying.com :D

*cough*me*cough* ... :p

We can all share him for a day. There ARE 365 days in a year. LOL.

 

 

Miley probably doesnt know sh!t about CP. I can imagine her gushing now" lyk omgzzz i luv that song viva la vida.....itz lyk so romantic and speeckz to my hillybilly soul. and omg chris has such pretty blue eyezzzz. i wanna send him naught myspace picz. i am so much purdier than that gwyneth bitch anyway. who cares if shes classy, intelligent, and a great mother? im yung and hawt!"

We can all share him for a day. There ARE 365 days in a year. LOL.

 

 

Miley probably doesnt know sh!t about CP. I can imagine her gushing now" lyk omgzzz i luv that song viva la vida.....itz lyk so romantic and speeckz to my hillybilly soul. and omg chris has such pretty blue eyezzzz. i wanna send him naught myspace picz. i am so much purdier than that gwyneth bitch anyway. who cares if shes classy, intelligent, and a great mother? im yung and hawt!"

 

:laugh3: :P

Nice! And yeah we will share him, urgh, but only if he was younger! Not fair! :( Please tell me their is life someone like him thats younger, I know its impossible, but please...

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please, come back and sing to me :D

and somehow Miley's mom found Billy Ray attractive with a MULLET?!

 

 

 

bahahha.....couldnt agree more.

BLAH.....miley and her whole family annnooooysss the crap outta me.

Why the heck would Miley want a 16 yr old version of Chris? Thats no fun :lol:

Better with age my dear.....maybe she can be a cougar and have Moses a lil later on in life....he's a cutie. ;) :laugh4:

Well , I'm almost 18 and he's just 32. That's not a big age difference. How old are you anyway?

 

I am glad he is not 16. I wouldnt want a 16 year old version of him because 16 year olds are immature. He got better with age, anyway.

 

And his looks aside, he's talented, intelligent, humble, and funny. He's also very conscious about the world and its problems. So it's unfair for Miley(and her mother) to focus on only one aspect.

 

oh and for the record, MY MOM THINKS HE'S HOT.

Well , I'm almost 18 and he's just 32. That's not a big age difference. How old are you anyway?

 

I am glad he is not 16. I wouldnt want a 16 year old version of him because 16 year olds are immature. He got better with age, anyway.

 

And his looks aside, he's talented, intelligent, humble, and funny. He's also very conscious about the world and its problems. So it's unfair for Miley(and her mother) to focus on only one aspect.

 

oh and for the record, MY MOM THINKS HE'S HOT.

 

Well I am a teen (in highschool), I wont say my age. But I am not 18 yet. So its weird because he is alot older than me. I just wish he was a teen/young adult that would be a better age. And my mom loves his voice :D

^^ my mom thinks hes hot too. Chris is 14 yrs older than me.....not too much of a jump. :laugh4:

I have a crush on Johnny Depp and Colin Firth, both whom are in their 40s.

 

Chris is actually the youngest celeb I find attractive.

 

Seriously? Younger guys are a bore. I won't consider dating anyone under the age of 25. I may be calld a Lolita, but whatever!

^ I agree. Young guys are a bore. I've dated a few, but I don't really see myself getting in a serious relationship with someone until I'm in my late 20s (when the maturity level has caught up, no?)

 

A 16 year old Chris Martin? Just point me in his direction! :P

i wonder what she thinks of her eldest son. :thinking: :escaping:

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Usually moms don't have the same taste in men as their daughters. It is called generation gap. To me Chris is the best, and I don't care what my mom thinks.

^ I agree. Young guys are a bore. I've dated a few, but I don't really see myself getting in a serious relationship with someone until I'm in my late 20s (when the maturity level has caught up, no?)

 

A 16 year old Chris Martin? Just point me in his direction! :P

 

*points to my time machine that i havent finished yet*

haha I am wayyyyy younger... but I don't care, he's still gorgeous. Who cares what Miley's mom

Thinks, she's obviously a complete idiot ;)

Ahh, I'm in the mood to rant about something. I finish this and I'll leave to go to sleep.

 

Let's begin, I wanted to rant about Miley Cyrus for so long but not in a OMGIHATEEHUUR!!!11!! kind of way.

First, let's start with where she came from, her dad's testicles. He's not the most attractive guy in the world really, so I don't know why she'd say that.

I think her mom meant "CHRIS HAS NO LIQUID GOLD CUMMIN" OUT OF HIS NIPPLES SO HE UGLY" Or something.

But I'm more in the topic about Miley, and the whole Disney Channel buisness that we all know, and love.

 

Miley Cyrus is a fake plastic doll controled by Disney, we all know that, and it seems like whenever disney makes one of these, they seem to escape to the real music buisness, or mainstream, because they think that just because they're made it big in Disney, they'll be just as big in the real world.

She was raised being loved, by her family and strangers from young fangirls to creepy old pedophiles, so she always had that idea that everybody loves her, and that the haters aren't real. She thinks too much of herself, and I hate how they call her The Princess of Pop.

 

Wrong, I don't like pop as much, but even I know that, that belongs to Madonna or maybe Britney Spears, or someone who deserves it, Lady Gaga. Or that's in my opinion.

 

We go through these tween stars maybe every decade, and they fade away some how, like Avril Lavigne for example, not from disney, but theres an example. Oh, and Hilary Duff!

But she.. for me stands out, for some reason. It could be because she's of my generation, maybe because she did it a lot quicker then others, she seems a lot more stupid, etc.

 

Now, heres something that really ticks me off, and maybe the part that will actually interest you.

I didn't know this before, but I was hearing some Howard Stern, and I wanted to hear his opinion of Miley Cyrus. Then he commented about some incident that she had at the Grammys 2009. She's apparently a big Radiohead fan and wanted to meet them, so she asked some people to "pull some strings" and get her to meet them. So, Radiohead says no, for the obvious reason that it's Miley Cyrus, or fuck, it's the Grammys, they're probably going to get ready to perform, or Thom Yorke is just awesome like that.

So, Milers, angry as heck says that she didn't want to watch the performance and that she's going to ruin them.

 

One, it's like she's saying "It's me! How could you not want to meet ME?" and that, like I said, she thinks she's so massive that she can change the worlds opinion.

Two, why would that change if you like their music? They probably have some reason why they didn't want to meet you. And if it's because they didn't want to, maybe you'll realise how horrible you are.

Three, MILEY? RUINING RADIOHEAD? WTF.

 

At first, I liked her. She seemed sweet and I thought she'd be the one to break a record to not end up like some drug addict slut.

Then she got these naked pictures of herself, that's when I didn't like her anymore.

And even worse, this whole Radiohead thing, made me realise that all of those haters, aren't just saying bull shit.

 

Coldplay did agree to meet her, because they're push overs.

And because Chris is such a sweet heart :heart:

So, with that and "OMG I LOVE VIOLET HILL IT'S SO ROCK AND ROLL" of course she said that she wanted a 15 year old version of Chris.

 

I would say I'm jealouse I guess, because as horrible as she is, she got to meet Coldplay, but then I thought, I would rather live that I never met Coldplay that meet them but be hated by the whole world.

 

Okay, sleep now :sleep:

Miley is a whore. Her parents must be so proud to have raised such an upstanding pillar of society. Her mother is not in a position to criticise the perfection that is CAJM as she is a genetically un-blessed troll that has stepped outside of her marriage vows. What a fine example to set her young and impressionable daughter. We all know that Chris is perfect. Somebody order her a white stick off Ebay.

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