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The Coldplaying Army

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DAMN STRAIGHT.

 

FUCK ALISON KRAUSS AND ROBERT PLANT TOO.

 

 

FUCK 'EM.

 

 

lol.

 

but seriously. fuck em.

 

Why? What have they done? :uhoh:

 

*hides away scared*

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They won album of the year grammy :uhoh:

we need to add that douche bag, Peter Van Houten, that Dutch guitarist who sued the band over plagiarism with Clocks too back in the day :veryangry: what is with these douche guitarists trying to always sue them..?

 

also we should add the screen writers of "the 40 year old virgin" for coining that phrase, "you know how i know your gay? because u listen to coldplay!"

grrr!!! they obviously were hating on Coldplay in that script!! :veryangry:

Hahaha you probably haven't hear that because you're not a guy, i'm a straight guy but people told me that a few times just to bug me cos like it or not, coldplay are more for girls now that when they first started, damn! No wonder i miss the parachutes era :disappointed:

Ah good, the thread is made. Granted, I do think we need a few legal advisers and totally irrational attorneys. If somebody offends us, we will file a lawsuit. Of course, to "file a lawsuit" is codename for "send letter bomb", while "charge & allegation" secretly means "pre-emptive strike". If we get in trouble with any government organization, well...then the government can go on our hitlist, too.

 

I certainly suggest adding Andrew Hoepfner - VLV's first plagiarism accuser.

Why? What have they done? :uhoh:

 

*hides away scared*

Two-time robbery. Of our awards. Made Jonny and Chris share a Grammy that night while Will and Guy got to sleep with their own.

They won album of the year grammy :uhoh:

 

So? Unless they cheated their way to it, they have done nothing wrong by winning it. Of course I think Coldplay deserved to win it, but to bug those who won it just because they won it over Coldplay just seems like... jealousy? :inquisitive:

So? Unless they cheated their way to it, they have done nothing wrong by winning it. Of course I think Coldplay deserved to win it, but to bug those who won it just because they won it over Coldplay just seems like... jealousy? :inquisitive:

Pick a side. We're at war. :lol:

Pick a side. We're at war. :lol:

 

agreed. chose your loyalties

 

:lol:

I join! :D

So? Unless they cheated their way to it, they have done nothing wrong by winning it. Of course I think Coldplay deserved to win it, but to bug those who won it just because they won it over Coldplay just seems like... jealousy? :inquisitive:

That's what i think but shhhh, they might kill us :lol:

 

 

I actually wanted radiohead to win but oh well :P *hides*

 

That's what i think but shhhh, they might kill us :lol:

 

 

I actually wanted radiohead to win but oh well :P *hides*

I agree on everything.

of course I love coldplay, but plant and kraus haven't done anything to coldplay.

Besides you're all wrong, all that bashing towards Satriani, Gallagher and Kid Rock it's not enough

But remember who first said we are starting an angry mob, me.

It was also my idea to start a facebook group and this thread.

 

If you want proof just go read the "Kid Rock disses Coldplay" thread, it clearly shows who thought of what.

 

But we better not fight over who's idea it was. That would make us just as bad as Joe Satriani.

 

Well actually before you said that me and ren were preparing on starting a mob agianst him:P

 

but i wont arguee..

hhah Marisa i knew u would be a loyal soldier to the coldplay kings!! :D

yes join the FB group...we have a mission to discuss soon!! get those haters :angry:

Well actually before you said that me and ren were preparing on starting a mob agianst him:P

 

but i wont arguee..

 

 

I never saw that conversation, you and/or rem can have the credit:D

i just joined the facebook group :) :D

What about when Thom Yorke put down the CP music.

 

 

Now choose your sides. All you devoted Radiohead fans, will you sacrifice for the army?

 

 

RADIOHEAD OR COLDPLAY?

 

 

MAKE YOUR DECISION.

 

 

:p

What about when Thom Yorke put down the CP music.

 

 

Now choose your sides. All you devoted Radiohead fans, will you sacrifice for the army?

 

 

RADIOHEAD OR COLDPLAY?

 

 

MAKE YOUR DECISION.

 

 

:p

 

Thom Yorke will be beaten for that.

 

And the Radiohead fans should sacrifice because we also defend really good band like Raidiohead.

I never saw that conversation, you and/or rem can have the credit:D

 

aww its ok!:hug:

i'll still give some credit to you:nice:

 

 

What about when Thom Yorke put down the CP music.

 

 

Now choose your sides. All you devoted Radiohead fans, will you sacrifice for the army?

 

 

RADIOHEAD OR COLDPLAY?

 

 

MAKE YOUR DECISION.

 

 

:p

 

NOOO!

 

You won't make me choose sides!

What about when Thom Yorke put down the CP music.

 

 

Now choose your sides. All you devoted Radiohead fans, will you sacrifice for the army?

 

 

RADIOHEAD OR COLDPLAY?

 

 

MAKE YOUR DECISION.

 

 

:p

 

COLDPLAY

 

ALL THE WAY!!

 

Count me in :D

(for the satch fans)

 

 

 

Those who like him

Don't like him

They just like to suck his d***

 

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You thought they might have stolen his song

You thought they might have stolen his song

But he is just an a**hole with an empty head

But he is just an asshole with an empty head

 

You thought they might have stolen his song

You thought they might have stolen his song

But he is just an as**hole with an empty head

But he is just an a**hole with an oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh

 

Those who like him

don't like him

they just like to suck his d***

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*tries to think of more*

 

What about when Thom Yorke put down the CP music.

 

 

Now choose your sides. All you devoted Radiohead fans, will you sacrifice for the army?

 

 

RADIOHEAD OR COLDPLAY?

 

 

MAKE YOUR DECISION.

 

 

:p

 

 

Definitely Coldplay!!! :D

 

I hate Radiohead so much. They are completely overrated.. and Thom Yorkes wonky eye gives me nightmares.

Definitely Coldplay!!! :D

 

I hate Radiohead so much. They are completely overrated.. and Thom Yorkes wonky eye gives me nightmares.

 

 

 

We can make his eyes match.

 

 

DUN DUN DUN.

:o

 

you all disgust me...

We can make his eyes match.

 

 

DUN DUN DUN.

 

:lol: lmao

 

Yes! lets do it :army:

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