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Talk in Haiku, rule - of verse is five seven five - syllables in three.

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A thread for Haikus

What a grand idea that is

I shall post again

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wow, my friend is dumb

or at least very clueless

I LIKE HIM, UH DUH. :rolleyes:

 

sorry for venting

but i asked her a question

and she was no help. :(

 

although i guess that's

not really a good reason

for me to post here. :\

 

nonetheless, it's fun

to make up little haikus

about my dumb friend. :P

it's alright to vent

especially in haiku

it was fun to read:)

this is a bump here

I'm bumpatating this thread

bump bump bumpy bump! :wacko:

haha that was cute

and really funny to-boot

does that make sense, eh? :confused:

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This haiku is not

very good but I hope my try

is good for this thread

It was quite pleasant

Cobalt, how are you doing?

It's nice to meet you.

hello cobalt, hi

isn't this your thread i bumped?

haikues are quite fun.

splendifferous fun

fabtabulous funny ones

nonsensical puns

:)

I am not

Good at haiku

And It sucks.

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Just because you are

unskilled at haiku does not

really mean they suck

 

Hello revolwem

I am ok but tired

But enough of me

 

How how how how how

are are are are are are are

you you you you you?

 

Yes, I was lazy

I couldn't bother

in making that smart

 

Crests of Daylight, yes

this is a thread I started

indeed, I am proud

hej der cobalt pal

good that you are doing well

i myself am down

 

this thread here you made

is interesting and cool

i come back each day

 

i like to see who's

left something for us to read

oh, yes yes indeed

 

 

so yeah thats really

all i have for the moment

see ya'll later huh?

 

and radiohead

is the best don't get too down

you're not bad at all

Hello there Cobalt

You seemed to have gone missing

Glad to see you back

 

;)

It's morning right here.

I am eating a bagel.

Yawnyawnyawnyawnyawn

i just heard a bang

at my front door, real creepy

what could it have been?

it could have been wind

That happens to us a lot

Or maybe a theif... :confused:

I took a gander

Outside the door and windows

And I saw nothing

 

Only issue is

It was not windy at all

When I went outside

 

I had my roommate

Come outside with me to check

And we saw a cat

 

-_-

 

I went back inside

And hopped into my warm bed

Thinking: Damn that cat!

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

if you cant rhyme then

thats really okay because

this is haiku, k?

Bumpty Bump Bump

I Bump Up This Thread For Me

Hot Science Project

  • 2 weeks later...

This is another

bump. cuz this thread is teh cool

and im really bored

I remember this!

It was lots and lots of fun.

I need to leave now.

no, why must you leave

were just getting started on

our good haiku fun

  • 1 month later...
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This thread I will bump

Because haiku is much fun

Until the next post

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