New topic, I have create

I wonder what discussion

it will generate?

 

Respond in Haiku

Or else moderator will

slap you stupid, bitch

 

Haiku is three verse

with syllables five-seven

-five; you try it, fun!

i'm not sure i can

do this 'cause i am hopeless

haiku is my friend

 

All silly lovers

should eat jellies and pop corn

and play ninja games

 

Kids, watch hollyoaks

it is rubbish, man

i'm in love with you

No.

that wasn't a haiku :sad:

New topic, I have create

I wonder what discussion

it will generate?

 

Respond in Haiku

Or else moderator will

slap you stupid, bitch

 

Haiku is three verse

with syllables five-seven

-five; you try it, fun!

 

Haiku consist of

motifs with seasonal themes

therefore you fail

 

:P

(therefore you fail doesnt have 5 syllables)

 

when i see this thread

it makes me think very hard

i must write haiku....

 

(sorry about the bad grammar in the last line :P)

Haikus are easy

but sometimes they dont make sense

refrigerator

so, what is the point,

precisely, of this thread here?

I don't understand.

 

:confused:

so, what is the point,

precisely, of this thread here?

I don't understand.

 

:confused:

 

wow that was so good!

i really liked that haiku

i wish i was you. :blush:

"I wish I was you?"

No, you do not, (trust me here)

my life is crappy. :P

 

this thread is quite fun

and since we are working on

poetry in English,

 

this is good practice

though slightly difficult, sure,

this is not so hard! :D

i am bad at this

they take me long to make up

like this one right here.

 

(except that didnt take that long haha :lol:)

they take some practice

(actually, lots of it)

but you'll get "the hang"

 

(another trick is to be lazy and say "the hang" instead of "the hang of it")

they take some practice

(actually, lots of it)

but you'll get "the hang"

 

(another trick is to be lazy and say "the hang" instead of "the hang of it")

 

haha yes, so true

i might be good at it now

after this practice

 

(yah, and also bad grammer helps :lol:)

you must always be

very positive, and then

the learning will start :D

 

(or just write random senseless dribble that sounds vaguely wise)

A mourning dove feeds

In a marijuana bush

And sings a high coo.

 

:lol:

hahahahaha

hahahahaheheha

hoho XD ha

 

this is possibly

the most pointless post I have

ever yet composed.

How very pointless,

This thread of haiku and rhyme.

But I quite like it.

 

:D

How good it is to

Escape from this busy busy world

To my love back home

^

you quite like escape, *or* you like escaping,

this i can easily see

i hope you come back.

:)

I wish to see him,

For once in my simple life,

The one who loves me.

 

...

 

Please excuse this mess.

'Twas not my first intention,

To write of romance.

^^

I'm pretty sure I

know how you feel... (not to sound

like a stalker, though)

Escaping is life

To run away is to run

towards the future

oh, so deep you are

thy thoughts seep into my mind

congratulations

^^

I'm pretty sure I

know how you feel... (not to sound

like a stalker, though)

 

Oh no, not at all.

You don't sound like a stalker.

I know what you mean.

My mind is a box

A glass case of emotions

But I think outside