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Talk in Haiku, rule - of verse is five seven five - syllables in three.

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Your syllable counting skills amaze me, how do you do it?!!

 

Learning English school

you wanna try it my friend?

only twenty quid!

 

:laugh3:

haha

If it weren't for the fact that I was involved in this, I would be grabbing some popcorn right about now.

 

Ah screw it, I think I will anyway.

Mango, you have? Oh!

Put it on your head, why not?

Your hair will smell sweet!

mango and popcorn

yummy indeed... although sweet

smelling heads are... odd.

My hair smells like metal.

I also have a boiled egg.

I just came home from seing Metallica.

I was hungry.

:)

Metal-smelling head?

The answer lies in shampoo

made from mango juice

 

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:laugh3:

Wow, you're the master of this puppet.

I am no master

My puppet rules me, rather

I am a lap dog :(

 

:D

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noonsun, Nathan has

points so perhaps you should

ignore and let it be

^

 

She has already

And you should have said 'issues'

But your point is great

 

:)

Is this a haiku

I am not that confident

Eggs

XD

 

we all have bad days

(some more often than others)

Feel better now, though :)

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Is this a haiku

I am not that confident

Eggs

 

Rule of haiku is

five-seven-five syllables

in three verses, stupid

 

^

 

She has already

And you should have said 'issues'

But your point is great

 

:)

 

I shouldn't have said

"issues"; you fail funny.

Please no try again

 

I shouldn't have said

"issues"; you fail funny.

Please no try again

 

No speaky English?

Alright, I give up to speak!

Chinese from now on!

にほんご です

we could speak in Japanese.

You know, I'm quite good.

 

(All right, that's a lie

But I do know how to say

"This is Japanese.")

 

Okay, I'm leaving

I want to catch up on my

lovely, precious sleep.

Rule of haiku is

five-seven-five syllables

in three verses, stupid

 

Uhhh, are you stupid why don't you read my post and what was written and then you'll get the joke :dozey:.

^^ Doesn't that say 'this is Japan'?

 

(Don't mind me, I lived there for years but never even learned to spell my name right!) :D

I am actually genuinely thinking about learning Japanese, I bought a book, but figured that's not really enough, so I'm thinking about getting a pack which has software which has voice recognition etc, it looks amazing

finished my mango

sweet smelling head off to bed

talk amongst yourselves

^^ Doesn't that say 'this is Japan'?

 

(Don't mind me, I lived there for years but never even learned to spell my name right!) :D

 

 

nah, "this is japan" would be nihon desu

nihongo is the language - nihon is the island. :D

and I lied about going to sleep

but I actually am going to now.

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