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1st of April

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People used to celebrate it by making jokes with a fish in people's back. I remember that as it has happened to me once. I think this joke is over, isn't it ? :laugh3:

 

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GASP

 

Everybody at my school wo takes French did that just before spring break. IT WAS SO ANNOYING.

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They only used to stick a paper fish in people's back but people didn't know what was wrong until somebody told them. As a result they look somewhat ridiculous. I haven't seen those jokes for a long time. It's outdated. I always checked out my back with my hand before leaving home. ah ah !

All sounds very fishy to me................................... :rolleyes:

All sounds very fishy to me................................... :rolleyes:

 

 

 

aaaahhh

 

that pun made me cry. :P

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All sounds very fishy to me................................... :rolleyes:

 

... to say the least ! :laugh3:

my dad did the meanest april fools joke EVER on me this morning.

basically he told me that he and my mom were going to get

a divorce. i fell for it.

but then again, i always fall for april fools stuff. :\

...Wow, that's actually really cruel.... I would have punched my father in the face if he did something like that. :\ :hug: I'm sowwy Lauren...

GASP

 

Everybody at my school wo takes French did that just before spring break. IT WAS SO ANNOYING.

 

Do you go to my school? :lol: We did the exact same things last Friday before Spring Break, and by the end of the day the school was covered in little red paper fish.

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my dad did the meanest april fools joke EVER on me this morning.

basically he told me that he and my mom were going to get

a divorce. i fell for it.

but then again, i always fall for april fools stuff. :\

 

There's nothing to laugh at. :inquisitive:

my dad did the meanest april fools joke EVER on me this morning.

basically he told me that he and my mom were going to get

a divorce. i fell for it.

but then again, i always fall for april fools stuff. :\

Ghehe, that's evil :P

my dad did the meanest april fools joke EVER on me this morning.

basically he told me that he and my mom were going to get

a divorce. i fell for it.

but then again, i always fall for april fools stuff. :\

 

Man, that's mean. :cry: If my dad did stuff like that...oh, wait. He does.

 

I remember one time when my dad cleverly pulled off this "joke" about him cutting off his toe. His theatrics were extremely convincing. Not to mention that the act of "cutting" the toe actually looked quite real.

The Night of April 1st

 

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a handsome young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man..

Take me now!'

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off.

And that's when I shot him,.............. the little bastard!!

Do you go to my school? :lol: We did the exact same things last Friday before Spring Break, and by the end of the day the school was covered in little red paper fish.

 

I suspect a red herring.............................. :rolleyes:

On of the stewarts at work pretended to be blind in one eye and wear an eye patch.

 

apart from that it passed off without much happening

I fooled someone but she didn't get it and now she believes she fooled me :disappointed:

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