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I Just Found Out That Chris Martin Is Related To Me

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Hey there Kelsey! Aren't you supposed to be resting, Ms.??:P

You must be feeling a bit better then, eh?

 

LoL- Funny that, Mr. Chuckly, being a man of science, that you feel imagination is more important.:D

 

I wonder what your imagination cooks up sometimes:P

 

But any long lost link to the Martin bloodline would be fun to discover.:)

:lol: Hey Chuckster ! Yes, morphine does wonders ,but can`t seem to sleep,grrr.

My cousin just told me that his wife's sister's brother is Chris Martin's Cousin. I am so excited. I hope I can meet him some day. :) So technically he is not MY cousin, but its close. Just had to tell spme people!

 

Wait I am confused about how you are related to him. Especially the wife's sisters brother. Wouldn't your cousin's wife's sister's brother be your cousin's wife's brother? I mean aren't you adding too many degrees of separation. The brother of your cousin's wife's sister would have to be the brother of your cousin's wife right?

 

Its even simpler than that - the cousin's wife is Chris Martin's cousin.

 

For is to be the wife's sister's brother means that the cousin's wife is also the sister of the brother. and if the brother is Chris Martin's cousin, then the 2 women are as well.

*imagines being related to Chris*

 

 

 

 

 

 

:thinking:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know if that would be spectacular or plain embarrassing to have him know I'm absolutely obsessed... :stunned:

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Yeah, I am not related to him, but he is in my family. I could still possibly see him some day. I didnt mean to cause any trouble. I wrote that Chris Martin is related to me because I wanted people to read the thread. So sorry for any trouble I caused. I just thought it was cool that he is cousins with my cousin's wife's sister's husband. I thought that it was very wierd because I LOVE Coldplay, and their lead singer is in my family. :)

Yeah, I am not related to him, but he is in my family. I could still possibly see him some day. I didnt mean to cause any trouble. I wrote that Chris Martin is related to me because I wanted people to read the thread. So sorry for any trouble I caused. I just thought it was cool that he is cousins with my cousin's wife's sister's husband. I thought that it was very wierd because I LOVE Coldplay, and their lead singer is in my family. :)

 

You said brother at the start, must've been a typo. Thats whats caused all the confusion :lol: anyway you are extremely lucky and i hope you get to meet him :)

Yeah, I am not related to him, but he is in my family. I could still possibly see him some day. I didnt mean to cause any trouble. I wrote that Chris Martin is related to me because I wanted people to read the thread. So sorry for any trouble I caused. I just thought it was cool that he is cousins with my cousin's wife's sister's husband. I thought that it was very wierd because I LOVE Coldplay, and their lead singer is in my family. :)

Nah, we're just being our usual ridiculous selves;) Sorry to be so comical, and I'm glad you've got a connection - I can see how that makes it all the more special.;)

& Never mind me - I just forget sometimes to consider how someone else feels; Coldplay are, after all, all about sensing compassion towards one another, a quality sorely lacking in this world.:) Chris really is a great guy, and I wish you all the best when you meet him.;)

he is cousins with my cousin's wife's sister's husband.

 

These two are not even the same thing... :\

you should invite us to any of their side of the fam to parties & stuff :D

Yeah, I am not related to him, but he is in my family. I could still possibly see him some day. I didnt mean to cause any trouble. I wrote that Chris Martin is related to me because I wanted people to read the thread. So sorry for any trouble I caused. I just thought it was cool that he is cousins with my cousin's wife's sister's husband. I thought that it was very wierd because I LOVE Coldplay, and their lead singer is in my family. :)

 

Don't worry, we DO think it's cool, we're just giving you a hard time. I'll join in so you don't feel weird...

I have my own familial 6 degrees of celebrity separation.

My grandmothers first cousin was Rosemary Clooney (famous singer in the 50's...starred in The Poseidon Adventure...etc....not exactly cool buuuuuut.....

She IS the aunt of George Clooney. We're related by marriage as well, not by blood.

And since some of my ancestors came from the Germanic tribes that invaded the British Isles eons ago, thereby mixing with the native population, I am naturally related to Chris Martin as well then!:smug: When's the family picnic?:laugh3:

Well I do believe somewhat in the theory of six degrees of separation :inquisitive:

 

 

What exactly does that mean?? I was Reading something about this but I'm not that sure..:thinking:

I'm glad i'm not related to him.

 

 

Incest is illegal.

 

I lol'd.

because of this thread I had a dream last night that I just found out by accident that my grandmother was also chris' grandmother :D

well in my dream I didn't think further that this would mean that chris is my cousin but I peppered my grandma with questions about it and I was like :shocked2: but my grandma was just like "oh upps I've never told you before?" :laugh3:

 

awww I wish I'd be true :cry2:

oh and I am related to the EASTER BUNNY and FATHER CHRISTMAS :dozey::dozey:

:laugh3:maybe I'm related to jonny, because the husband of my aunt looks just like him..and we're north germans, so why not?! i have to ask him..:D

:rolleyes:But Your in Barbados, so has the island been drifting towards England, & nobody noticed..:laugh3:

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