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I Just Found Out That Chris Martin Is Related To Me


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(Chris Martin is a polygamist, you know. :P)

 

That's cool, I guess. Ask your cousin's wife's sister's brother if he knows Chris personally, or what. Then if I were you I would ask to meet him. But that's just because I'm obsessed like that.

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Wait I am confused about how you are related to him. Especially the wife's sisters brother. Wouldn't your cousin's wife's sister's brother be your cousin's wife's brother? I mean aren't you adding too many degrees of separation. The brother of your cousin's wife's sister would have to be the brother of your cousin's wife right?

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Oh fer sure it'll work - just pass it down the bucket brigade (cousin's wife's sister's brother?), and eventually it'll reach the guy with the pants on fire.:laugh3: While you're at it, get a lock of his hair too - there's a thing I'll bet few people have!

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I was going to post something that according to the bible everybody is related ;)

 

God knows whom I'm releated too as my dad's side of the family is a mystery

 

According to evolution, every LIVING THING is related. So science just TOTALLY one-upped that particular notion. :P

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That's so true. I'll hop on a plane tomorrow and go visit my long-lost sea sponge, and wish him/her/it a happy life in the seas just south of the Azores.:P :laugh3:All things are by matter of degree - which, with too many degrees, one can imagine all kinds of scenarios!;)

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LoL- Funny that, Mr. Chuckly, being a man of science, that you feel imagination is more important.:D

 

I wonder what your imagination cooks up sometimes:P

 

But any long lost link to the Martin bloodline would be fun to discover.:)

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LoL- Funny that, Mr. Chuckly, being a man of science, that you feel imagination is more important.:D

 

I wonder what your imagination cooks up sometimes:P

 

But any long lost link to the Martin bloodline would be fun to discover.:)

 

He's not related by blood. It's his cousins' wife's brother who is Chris' cousin.

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