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I Just Found Out That Chris Martin Is Related To Me

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My cousin just told me that his wife's sister's brother is Chris Martin's Cousin. I am so excited. I hope I can meet him some day. :) So technically he is not MY cousin, but its close. Just had to tell spme people!

haha thats cool, so that mean you have more chance to meet him!!

he is also my husband so I'm not that jelaous :P

(Chris Martin is a polygamist, you know. :P)

 

That's cool, I guess. Ask your cousin's wife's sister's brother if he knows Chris personally, or what. Then if I were you I would ask to meet him. But that's just because I'm obsessed like that.

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yeah. her apperently the guy hangs out with Chris Martin (When he is not on tour) I want to make a cd of me playing the piano and see if he can listen to it. But i doubt that that will happen.

:shrug: who knows? I'd give it a shot.

Wait I am confused about how you are related to him. Especially the wife's sisters brother. Wouldn't your cousin's wife's sister's brother be your cousin's wife's brother? I mean aren't you adding too many degrees of separation. The brother of your cousin's wife's sister would have to be the brother of your cousin's wife right?

Oh fer sure it'll work - just pass it down the bucket brigade (cousin's wife's sister's brother?), and eventually it'll reach the guy with the pants on fire.:laugh3: While you're at it, get a lock of his hair too - there's a thing I'll bet few people have!

Your cousins' wife's sister's brother's cousin is chris martin ;)

 

Not really related as it's too many steps away ;)

I am related to him as well!!! Honestly!

 

Both Chris and myself are very remote offsprings of Adam and Eve ;)

 

Sorry, didn't mean to make fun of you. :(

 

That's kind of nice, isn't it?! :)

I mean, you being related to him, even if it's in a very remote way.

I was going to post something that according to the bible everybody is related ;)

 

God knows whom I'm releated too as my dad's side of the family is a mystery

I was going to post something that according to the bible everybody is related ;)

 

God knows whom I'm releated too as my dad's side of the family is a mystery

 

According to evolution, every LIVING THING is related. So science just TOTALLY one-upped that particular notion. :P

That's so true. I'll hop on a plane tomorrow and go visit my long-lost sea sponge, and wish him/her/it a happy life in the seas just south of the Azores.:P :laugh3:All things are by matter of degree - which, with too many degrees, one can imagine all kinds of scenarios!;)

Considering that we are literally the stuff stars are made of, I would be nicer to the earth and everything in general. But I'm a peacenik treehugger like that. :hippie:

Imagination is more important than knowledge. So if you can use you're imagination, you're sure to be able to see Martin!

So if you can use you're imagination, you're sure to be able to see Martin!

 

Yeah! That's what insane people do! 3,353,500,000 schizophrenics can't be wrong!

Well I do believe somewhat in the theory of six degrees of separation :inquisitive:

 

 

If you meet him then it's cool, tell us about it.

LoL- Funny that, Mr. Chuckly, being a man of science, that you feel imagination is more important.:D

 

I wonder what your imagination cooks up sometimes:P

 

But any long lost link to the Martin bloodline would be fun to discover.:)

LoL- Funny that, Mr. Chuckly, being a man of science, that you feel imagination is more important.:D

 

I wonder what your imagination cooks up sometimes:P

 

But any long lost link to the Martin bloodline would be fun to discover.:)

 

He's not related by blood. It's his cousins' wife's brother who is Chris' cousin.

Well as my husband we're not related by blood but by marriage but thats just enough for me

isn't his wife's sister's brother

 

just his wife's brother?

 

 

 

Has this already been mentioned?

isn't his wife's sister's brother

 

just his wife's brother??

 

This is a very good point. More reason for why he isn't really related to Chris.

I'm glad i'm not related to him.

 

 

Incest is illegal.

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