You forgot Saffire.

 

Seriously, he's probably the only one here whose actually been in jail...

Seriously, he's probably the only one here whose actually been in jail...

 

Yep.

 

It was fun, you guys should try it sometime. I think the US incarceration rate per capita is 5 times higher than our nearest competitor in that field, Russia.

Wait, when WERE you in jail? I thought you were only going to be on trial in May. Huh?

Wait, when WERE you in jail? I thought you were only going to be on trial in May. Huh?

 

This is the cool part about governments, Noonsun. They're allowed to put you in jail and hold you there until your trial date, if you're unable to post "bail" (which is a nice word for ransom). In my case, I got a personal recognizance bail three days after I was tossed in the cell, which means they trust me enough that I'll only be fined $5000 if I don't show up to court on a particular date. (Aka Extortion).

 

So I was lucky I got a friendly bond judge. Thankfully I don't owe him any sexual favors, as far as I know.

Option 1:

Ren (KnightofCydonia) - We haven't seen him around for a while. Usually he's a regular poster, but sometimes he dissapears for a couple weeks. Suspicious? I think so.

 

Option 2:

Mark (mc_squared) - He has more posts than the population of many towns across the world. There is only one explanation for that high count: jail time. And I hear that time in jail can drive you mad and make you post puns all the time.

 

Option 3:

James (Coldplay92) - Known on the street as J dog, this is one tough cookie. In fact he's so hard that his parents put a number in his name, figuring that he would end up in jail and be known as a number anyways.

 

Option 4:

Liz (lizluvsguy) - Somebody with that much fangirl monsterness has most definitely had multiple restraining ordersplaced against her.

 

Option 5:

Rolle (zeoir) - She may not be in jail for crime, but she definitely works those bars if you know what I mean.

 

Option 6

Briggins (Briggins) - How else would he know whose in prison with him? hmmmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey douche!! you got my username wrong mister!!!!:angry: its GUYLUVSLIZ......

 

fan girl monster is gonna friggin' have to get a restraining order on u briggins for knowing that im in jail :uhoh: :uhoh: GAWD!!

yeah, I know what bail is :P

 

wait, so you were stuck in jail in the same incidence as your brothers' party thing? Oh. I didn't know they put you in jail. That really sucks. Really bad. I'm quite sorry.

I voted for Guyluvsliz because 1) that's the only poster I know on that list and 2) I can actually see her getting restraining orders against her. LOL!!

 

Sorry Liz. I love ya but I had to vote for ya. :laugh3:

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smug: i voted for myself too!!!!

 

 

i hope i freaking win this!!! :lol:

yeah, I know what bail is :P

 

wait, so you were stuck in jail in the same incidence as your brothers' party thing? Oh. I didn't know they put you in jail. That really sucks. Really bad. I'm quite sorry.

 

Yeah, I didn't even attend the party and they put me in jail with the general population for the entire weekend while my brother and all the other underaged drinkers got to spend the night in a holding cell and went home the next day.

 

Hence why I'm taking this rusty cunt bucket to court. Nothing bad will happen to him if it turns out I'm innocent. Just like nothing bad will happen to him for leaving a loaded gun in the front seat of his unlocked patrol car, allowing some poor guy to commit suicide with it.

 

Cops are above the law.

Well.... yeah, okay, they are. You see them let off for shooting people and stuff all the time. -_- It really pisses me off because a lot of cops aren't even "good people" -- a lot of the time they're just trying to feed their adrenaline addiction, or so it would seem.

I read a fascinating study recently that showed that speed limit laws don't decrease the number of accidents/deaths on the highway. Basically they exist as a "make work" project for cops.

 

This is also the reason they don't legalize marijuana - so many cops, judges, and lawyers make a living from the whole process of possession convictions and their defense. It's a "make work" project.

 

In a free market, these people would be doing something useful. Instead they are wasting their lives (and destroying other peoples' lives) on inefficiencies.

does mall jail count?

Oh I believe Ren has a baby..cannot remember if it's female or male,that will take up a lot of his spare time....

 

It's a bit more complicated than that but i'm not going to talk about it here because he probably doesn't want me to.

 

 

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Also, i still haven't decided.. i have a feeling that a lot of those people are in jail..me included :inquisitive:

I read a fascinating study recently that showed that speed limit laws don't decrease the number of accidents/deaths on the highway. Basically they exist as a "make work" project for cops.

 

This is also the reason they don't legalize marijuana - so many cops, judges, and lawyers make a living from the whole process of possession convictions and their defense. It's a "make work" project.

 

Plus it generates money through "easy" fines, therefore it's ultimately another form of tax.

As far as the speed limit is concerned, you guys have it particularly bad in the States, as isn't it still 55 mph on many major roads??

Are you posting from Jail? :stunned:

I voted across the board!

I vote me!

Oi! I'm a right nut. If I wasn't here writing words, I'd be banged up.

Ian's actually our probation officer.

Ah, look! J-DOG is ruling the roost!

As well you should. You've been a criminal since birth :rolleyes:

Please don't do the roll eyes. It's like a dagger in my soul everytime I see those eyes, that just constantly go round, when will it stop! They're still going round! Look!! Stop them! STOP IT! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:I know!

Anyway, if there is a thread when you're a expected to cheat, this is it. I voted for myself a couple times, Whaddaya expect! Me is a right hard gangsta....Who is into polls and graphs nd 'dat.

 

 

 

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I voted across the board!

 

 

 

Ah so you reckon the whole lot are in jail!

:lol: