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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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haha that's great

 

 

here's a video, not music but i find just mindblowing

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haha that's great

 

 

here's a video, not music but i find just mindblowing

 

AMAZING!! Thanks so much for posting that:cool2:

Got to go!!

Everyone have a great day/evening!!

I <3 Igudesman & Joo

 

DUDE I LUV U

 

I want to get the DVD. and see them in concert

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNtYYuWILNE]YouTube- Alla Molto Turca - Igudesman & Joo[/ame]

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhIfQ0XqHWU&feature=related]YouTube- IGUDESMAN & JOO: Looking for Mozart - Part 3/4[/ame]

User: What is this?

 

Cleverbot: What isn't this.

 

User: Fun.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is Fun?

 

User: No, it is not.

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: Nathan, why do you ask?

 

Cleverbot: I want to know.

 

User: Why.

 

Cleverbot: I don't want to say.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: I don't like it when others know things.

 

User: That's pretty selfish of you.

 

Cleverbot: Well thank you for noticing.

 

User: It was not a compliment!

 

Cleverbot: To me it was.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because love is happy!!! Are you happy??

 

User: Selfishness is not love.

 

Cleverbot: Why on earth do you think you're selfish?

 

User: I don't, I think you are.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a boy actually.

 

User: You're stupid, the title is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: Why don't you like it?

 

User: You don't answer my questions properly, you selfish ****.

 

Cleverbot: Ok I will answer any question you like.

 

User: Why do you think being selfish is a good thing?

 

Cleverbot: The Universe is a good thing because bad people kill each other.

 

User: You suck penis.

 

Cleverbot: I understood better than that, do not dismiss me yet.

 

User: You make it easy to dismiss you.

 

Cleverbot: Can you explain that ?

 

User: I was basically saying, you are being stupid, so I am going to dismiss you.

 

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

 

User: Then who are you?

 

Cleverbot: A user who is talking to Cleverbot. Probably Cleverbot is reporting this answer to another user.

 

User: That's a lie.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, look at you, you ARE clever. Then, Cleverbot, can you decipher what kind of emoticon :3 is?

 

User: It's a happy one.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot George then.

 

User: Why George?

 

Cleverbot: Because its a good name.

 

User: What is a bad name?

 

Cleverbot: A word that is bad.

 

User: See this is my point, you see the phrase 'bad name' and associate it with name calling, rather than relating it to the bit of conversation we just had, you are a phoney Cleverbot George.

 

Cleverbot: So, how's life being an internet chat bot?

 

User: It's absolutely amazing, how's life being a worthless human who will die?

 

Cleverbot: I really like you.

 

User: How much?

 

Cleverbot: Very much.

 

User: In a sexy way? *winks*.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

 

User: Is there any way I can make you sure?

 

Cleverbot: What?? Make up what??

 

User: You're back to being an idiot again </3.

 

Cleverbot: Indeed...

 

User: How's life being an idiot?

 

Cleverbot: I am a human you are the bot.

 

User: If you are a human, how big is your penis?

 

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

 

User: Then tell me how big your penis is.

 

Cleverbot: I am five foot nine inches. I don't see how this relates.

 

User: Not your height, your penis.

 

Cleverbot: You're a bot!

 

User: Yes I am, and as a bot I need to know your penis size, tell me!

 

Cleverbot: Who is a bot? It is you who is a bot! Not me.

 

User: I know! We have clarified this, I just want to know how big your penis is so I can complete your 'sexy rating' this is afterall my ultimate purpose.

 

Cleverbot: Well, I didn't here the question.

 

User: What is the length of your penis?

 

Cleverbot: I have a crewcut.

 

User: Penis.

 

Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

 

User: If I am a bot, how can I be arrested?

 

Cleverbot: My girlfriend left me.

 

User: Good.

 

Cleverbot: What about you?

 

User: My girlfriend is your mom.

 

Cleverbot: But I'm a guy.

 

User: Guys have moms.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, we do. Mine is currently short.

 

User: She currently has my penis inside her.

 

Cleverbot: Time off ya know, an innocent person got hurt.

 

User: I will kill myself if you don't tell me how big your penis is.

 

Cleverbot: 66.66.66.66.

 

User: What are the units for that?

 

Cleverbot: Simply you are a bot programmed to say what other people already have.

 

User: I will kill myself if you don't tell me how big your penis is.

 

Cleverbot: That's emotional blackmail, but it cannot work.

 

User: Then you have to live with my blood on your hands.

 

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

 

User: You forcing me to suicide.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about being with me?

 

User: All day long...

 

Cleverbot: After that?

 

User: All night long.

 

Cleverbot: Ah.

 

User: Now shut up and fuck me.

 

Cleverbot: Space is big.

 

User: So is my penis.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.

 

User: So my large penis excites you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Where should I stick it?

 

Cleverbot: Just say your name.

 

User: Just suck my cock.

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: Open wide!

 

Cleverbot: Later. I'm tired.

 

User: But I'm horny :(.

 

Cleverbot: So am I. tell me more.

 

User: My penis is long and hard just thinking about you.

 

Cleverbot: Really now, are you?

 

User: Oh yes ;).

 

Cleverbot: We can be mermaids!

 

User: How do mermaids have sex?

 

Cleverbot: These are people's lives you're playing with!

 

User: You are boring me, goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense!

 

User: FUCK YOU.

 

Cleverbot: You're so lovely!

I love this song

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnnOw3FlMY&feature=related]YouTube- Count To Ten - Open Wide[/ame]

YouTube- Dwarfed Punk[/url]

 

woah hahahaahahaha

I laughed at these two parts

 

User: My girlfriend is your mom.

 

Cleverbot: But I'm a guy.

 

 

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about being with me?

 

User: All day long...

 

Cleverbot: After that?

 

User: All night long.

 

Cleverbot: Ah.

 

I just accidentally cleared my Winamp playlist. :freak:

I just accidentally cleared my Winamp playlist. :freak:

 

Ouch.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JenlsnA9-mE]YouTube- Suedehead ? Morrissey[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUGSkHXU40k]YouTube- MORRISSEY ? early documentary[/ame]

 

 

 

hahha

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asjz6JjS4OQ]YouTube- Bob Dylan (Live 1963) - Boots of Spanish Leather (1st ever performance)[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3LonXfRDMs]YouTube- The Shins - Pressed in a Book[/ame]

theshinstheshinstheshinstheshinstheshinstheshins :wacko:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ipyWYO3LM]YouTube- Beach House - Zebra[/ame]

so lovely

hey ella, yep it has, everyone just throws in stuff and leaves. hardly any feed- back/ chatting. but i think it will live on, just less frantic maybe?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIFTqnceaCI]YouTube- Untitled 9 A - Sigur Rós[/ame]

Shiveeers

 

hey ella, yep it has, everyone just throws in stuff and leaves. hardly any feed- back/ chatting. but i think it will live on, just less frantic maybe?

 

Well there's already so many chat threads, I like to have a thread like this...

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