I have a few of them.

 

1. Choose the modest, middle-class route. Work my way up from a base-level job to middle-management, where I scrimp and save to finance a meager existence for myself and travel the world once or twice in my 90 years time on this planet.

 

2. Start a business selling flavored rice-krispy treats to passersby which I then take public. Sell my shares for $40 billion and spend the rest of my days in Monaco gambling with hotties and chilling in my Spanish mansion - which, incidentally, you can see here: http://www.sothebysrealty.com/en/PropertyDetailsPopUp.aspx?R=4100009642&Seq=1

 

3. Get convicted of "hindering an officer" and pay a $1000 fine plus spend a year in jail. Having a misdemeanor on my record means I'm only employable as a janitor in this Obama-conomy, so I live in a mobile home in my grandmother's back yard for the foreseeable future. This is the most likely outcome.

 

 

Aha!

 

You should go with option three, Jay.

 

I have a plan: Finish high school, try to get a free ride to the BEST possible college, spend four years farting around there being intellectual, and quite possibly another four years in med school, and equally possibly another three to five years being a resident in some oncologist's practice or something -_-

 

It's a very long, very boring road ahead. Hopefully I will be too busy using my amazing wild-child party skills the whole way through to notice that I've been doing academic stuff for four to eight years longer than most people do. :\

I know that Sarah .... only 9 academic years remaining :dozey:

:P

I wish I had....my life happens too "spontaneously" sometimes...

Find like minded people and make music and hope it works out.

^How old are you?

17

I thought you were around 20-21.

Nope. I'd be a little more freaked out if I was 20 with no job and no idea what college to go to.

*Graduate from CMU

*Work as a geratic social worker

*attend grad school(some day) to get my masters

*travel to europe(probs should do this before i start working!)

*meet my hubby(im sick of being single)

*skydive

 

 

hmm that sounds good

I decided my plan is to get at least bachelor's degree and have a good career and get married.

 

 

If that doesn't work, I decided to go to the Swat Valley, go crazy and do some aid work, or some other dangerous place in the world and have a wild adventure, its more fun then suicide.

I don't really have a list. But here is a short one:

 

1. See the world

2. Love and be loved

3. Be happy

 

I already graduated from my dream college so that's been crossed off!

well i have a list but some are goals that are happening soon. those have a * next to them

-attend college*

-get promoted to a supervisor at six flags*

-become a doctor

-be a vegetarian for 5 consecutive years (been one for 2 years now)*

-find myself

-get married?

-kids???

-live life happily

I have one plan.. Going to be famous with my band! :P

*our recordings are doing very well so maybe we will! :D*

I think your wife could help with your masturbation problem. But that's awesome you're writing for the BBC! Maybe you could be the next Ricky Gervais.

 

Well Steve the Cock Hoover certainly shows potential *twists up face*

Aha!

 

You should go with option three, Jay.

 

He's serious, lol.

Do you have a 10-year plan?

No

Well Steve the Cock Hoover certainly shows potential *twists up face*

 

Try to keep your Asperger syndrome in check.

Jay is being cereal!

Well I think he was referring to Steven Merchant, not me. But still... I think I've diagnosed him. For real.

 

I feel like Dr. House.

No, if you were Dr. House you would already have clarified that it's not lupus.

 

Its never Lupus.

priceless quote.