My little brother( 9 years old ) saw a picture of Coldplay and started to say random stuff about Guy. So I asked him : Is that what he looks like to you? And he told me yes, so he started talking about the other guys as well, and this is what he said about Chris,Guy,Will,and Jonny :laugh3:

 

Guy Berryman:

-He is a model.

-He has a very fat,white persian cat

-He is very rich

-He has marshmallows in his mouth, so that his cheeks look big

-He only has 4 toes

-He walks like Danny in the movie Grease

-In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes

-He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man

-He wears mascara

 

Chris Martin:

-His real name is Jack

-He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins

-He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well

-He loves to listen to Miley Cyrus´s song The Climb, when he is climbing

-In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts

-He eats lucky charms everyday after eleven o´clock at night

-he often pees in his bed

 

Will Champion:

-His real name is Bob

-He shops at Gamestop like a girl

-Loves the transformers games

-He watches Hanna Montana the movie

-he plays guitar like a hobo

-He likes licking walls

-He cares about the hobos

-he spies on kids playing on the playground

 

Jonny Buckland:

-His real name is Frank

-He cuts beards for a living

-he lives with his mom

-He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head

-Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal

-He loves looking at peoples head

-He follows old ladys around because they give him candy bars

-Instead of walking, he skips like a girl

 

I thought I was going to die of laughter when he told me all this :laugh3:

So I thought that I would share it with you guys :smug:

 

EDIT:

I forgot he had said something about him too ( I told him about Phil :smug: )

 

Phil Harvey:

-He collects the paper butterflies in jars and gives them to Chris when he is upset

-He loves peter pan

-Chris is his only friend

-he steals money from Guy

-He sleeps naked

-He screams everytime he sees an ant

-He can put a whole jawebreaker in his mouth

-His real name is Lord. Quentin Leonardo Winston

-He only drinks gatorade

-He likes to massage will´s head when he is sleeping

-He likes to touch strangers

-Him and Jonny hava a secret club were they discuss Chris and Guys hotness

-He likes to drink lipgloss

 

:lol:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

-In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes

-He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man

-He wears mascara

chris

-He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins

-He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well

In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts

J

Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal

w

His real name is Bob

-He cares about the hobos

 

:laugh3:you have an interesting brother!!!!

That's the funniest random thing I've ever read so far!!! :laugh4:

Jonny Buckland:

- He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head

Now we know why he wears his cap ALL the time! :P

What picture did you show him?!

I showed him this one:

:lol:

I was literally laughing throughout the entire list. :laugh3:

Your bro is a genius!

:laugh3:^

 

but great photo!!!:smug:

^^^ I see! :lol:

I wonder what he'd say about Phil! :P

:lol:yeah!

Definitely something about his cheeks.

:laugh3:

aww why?!

I hope I never meet your brother. I don't want people to know about my secret life :wreck:

:lol:

WOOPS! I forgot to write what he said about Phil :blush:

I edited my post though :dance:

YOUR BROTHER IS AWESOME!

 

Omg, I can't stop laughing! (Hope my family doesn't wake up :rolleyes: it's very late).

:rolleyes: :laugh3:

Phil:

-He sleeps naked

 

:wink3: and THAT is why i love phil :smug: :laugh3: this is great!

Shit!!! :lol:

i love that pic. *points to siggy* :wacky:

:lol: your brother is very silly. :P

What he said about Chris is brilliant. He looks really adventurous in that picture. :lol:

If I didn't know who Chris was i would probably say something like that (except the pee-in-bed thing and the Miley cyrus thing) XD

I have candy bars Jonny. :wink3:

:lol: I have to meet this kid.

Chris Martin:

-he often pees in his bed

 

I don't know why but that line almost killed me! :lol::laugh3:

 

Your brother is brilliant, and that creative with only 9 years, holy snot! :shocked2:xD

you have no idea of how creative he can be :rolleyes: :lol:

Both my brothers are freaking crazy, maybe I should make my other brother say something about Chris,Guy,Jonny and Will aslo ? :lol:

yes! :dance:

kids are the friggin best, loved this, ,made me smile and laugh

Omg, me and my sis were laughing the whole time!!! Your brother is soo funny!!! Haha Guy's and Jonny's secret lives were the funniest!!!!

-Gigi