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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: Hmm,.This could make a great song!

*Singing* Stuck here in the middle of nowhere..

Guy,Will and Jonny: :facepalm:

For a couple of months I forgot about this thread. I love this! :D

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Chris: Ok, Guy. Don´t move. If you do that something could go wrong. Are you ready, J?

Jonny: Wait, I haven´t already got on the chair.

Guy: You better not touch my face. It gives me a lot of benefits, like free cupcakes from the shop near my house. That lady loves me, like everyone does.

Jonny: Don´t worry. The crane is my best shot.

Will: *assholes*

 

 

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Guy:*Oh, of course. Because no one cares about telling me where we go. They knew it, but no one told me that this was a photo shoot. I have an image to mantain*

 

 

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Brandon Flowers: *I hope no one finds out I´m not Chris Martin*

cele I love your LOLdplays!!!! :laugh3:

Guy's always the best :laugh3:, but the last one was brilliant :lol:

This a scene from an action

 

A man in the left:)What's theee..

Bono:Magnificent....nana....magnificent...yee

Chris:throws a michrophone into someone

Dude from the right:Nooooooo

 

 

 

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The guy to the left is Gary Barlow and the man on the right is Brandon Flowers...

 

:escaping:

Hey guys! I am the keeper of this thread!

 

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Chris: So, we just released Christmas Lights. Wasn't it fantastic, boys? Let's go celebrate by posting the video everywhere and anywhere online!

Jonny: I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm sex-starved, and I want cake.

Guy: I'm too sexy for my scarf, too sexy for my scarf, so sexy I'll barf!

Will: *smiling like a loony while thinking* I'm surrounded by idiots... (lol, Lion King joke.)

Why... so... serious?!?

:lol: :uhoh: He's a bit scary though....

I'll try again:

 

Coldplay's dreamy lyrics and ethereal melodies have enabled them to become the Keepers of the Portal to the Next Dimension.

Chris: That will be 75 pence toll, mate.

Will: Cash.

Guy: Now.

Jonny: We also accept cake.

 

Jonny!:laugh3::laugh3:

Hey guys! I am the keeper of this thread!

 

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Chris: So, we just released Christmas Lights. Wasn't it fantastic, boys? Let's go celebrate by posting the video everywhere and anywhere online!

Jonny: I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm sex-starved, and I want cake.

Guy: I'm too sexy for my scarf, too sexy for my scarf, so sexy I'll barf!

Will: *smiling like a loony while thinking* I'm surrounded by idiots... (lol, Lion King joke.)

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Ok, I think I can help Jonny with the sex-starved thing!

 

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lol i don't care about the killers ...

or whoever they are..:lock:

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Ok, I think I can help Jonny with the sex-starved thing!

 

:lipsrsealed2:

 

:shocked2: Ellen!

 

 

oh, I offer to help too :sneaky:

 

:shocked2: Ellen!

 

 

oh, I offer to help too :sneaky:

 

Ok, but just because you are a Jonny girl!!! Nobody is allowed anymore!:sneaky::sneaky:

 

Jonny approves!:charming:

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Ok, but just because you are a Jonny girl!!! Nobody is allowed anymore!:sneaky::sneaky:

 

Jonny approves!:charming:

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:charming:

:D :sneaky:

 

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:guy: One more step and you are dead Buckland! This is my area, where I can be adored by my fangirls! Back up... I'm too sexy I need space!:charming:

 

:jonny: huh? Ok! All I wanted was that cake by your side! :disappointed:

 

:rolleyes:

Guy, always so jealous :P

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Is that cake?! :wideeyed::drunk::sweatdrop:

 

Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

^ Hahaha XD So much better then my lolplay XD

 

He looks so crazy :awesome:

www.makecakefair.com[/url] for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

HAHAHAAHAH!! :lol: Oh my god, this is brilliant! And when I saw the link to the website I almost literally ROFL'd :laugh3:

Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

 

:laugh3::laugh3: SO MUCH WIN! Brilliant!:lol:

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