December 5, 201015 yr Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated. this is AMAZING and the link maked me soo :laugh3:
December 5, 201015 yr Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: I just died laughing :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: BRILLIANT :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Let no one forget this :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
December 6, 201015 yr Chris: So, me and Jonny are getting married. Don't we make a cute couple? Jonny: I can't wait for our wedding... more specifically the sex. ...I mean cake. Will: I bought this emo chain for my vest at Hot Topic. It cost $15. It's so sexy. Look into my eyes and obey my sexy emo-chained vest! Guy: ...Boys, there's a pole blocking my sexiness. Help?
December 6, 201015 yr Chris: I wonder if Jonny likes me touching his butt like i am right now... Guy: If Chris touches my butt one more time I promise I'll kill him. Jonny: Hehehe, Chris is touching my butt :P Will: I smell a cake in the distance!
December 6, 201015 yr Chris: No passage through the 7th Dimension of Coldplay Guy: without you first giving in to my hotness Jonny: without you first giving me a fine of cake- I mean $100 Will: without you promising you won't interfere when I kill Jonny.
December 6, 201015 yr Chris: So, me and Jonny are getting married. Don't we make a cute couple? Jonny: I can't wait for our wedding... more specifically the sex. ...I mean cake. Will: I bought this emo chain for my vest at Hot Topic. It cost $15. It's so sexy. Look into my eyes and obey my sexy emo-chained vest! Guy: ...Boys, there's a pole blocking my sexiness. Help? Chris: I wonder if Jonny likes me touching his butt like i am right now... Guy: If Chris touches my butt one more time I promise I'll kill him. Jonny: Hehehe, Chris is touching my butt :P Will: I smell a cake in the distance! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
December 6, 201015 yr Chris: I always knew I was the 12th Doctor! My companions are Jonny, Will, and Guy... now where the heck is the TARDIS?
December 6, 201015 yr This thread makes me think of this: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html
December 6, 201015 yr Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated. Wow, that made me laugh a lot :lol: This thread makes me think of this: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html This blog is the best. I loved it!!!
December 6, 201015 yr ^Will Chris Kill Jonny? :uhoh: In the much better (but bigger) picture my computer gave me it looked like Will was DeathGlaring at Jonny :shrug:
December 16, 201015 yr Despite his eagerness, Mary Poppins' stand-in for while she went on holiday wasn't fooling anyone.
December 16, 201015 yr Despite his eagerness, Mary Poppins' stand-in for while she went on holiday wasn't fooling anyone. :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: love this
December 16, 201015 yr Despite his eagerness, Mary Poppins' stand-in for while she went on holiday wasn't fooling anyone.I just :laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::D:lol::D:laugh3::D:lol::):):lol:ed
December 18, 201015 yr Chris: Hey Jonny, y'know what i could really do with right now? Jonny: Cake? Chris: Actually i was thinking of a bottle of Coca Cola, but a big slice of cake would go perfectly with it! :wideeyed:
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