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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^^ LOL ^^

 

Yes, I need to stay here until we're TOTALLY sure.. and then I'll need 'help' recovering... :wink3:

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Sounds good to me :).

 

 

 

LOL, right.

 

Me: "Aaaah! Spider!" *Jumps into Chris's arms*

:chris: "...actually, I think that's a piece of fuzz..."

Me: "We don't know that for sure!"

LMAO :lol::laugh3:

 

Quick Chris, protect that gurl from that menacing piece of fuzz!

I hate them also.. So lets all agree, large spiders = being allowed to jump into Chris' arms.... But lets face it.. any excuse right?! LOL.. :rolleyes:

 

Sounds good to me :).

 

LOL, right.

 

Me: "Aaaah! Spider!" *Jumps into Chris's arms*

:chris: "...actually, I think that's a piece of fuzz..."

Me: "We don't know that for sure!"

 

Well...I like spiders [yes, I'm strange...:laugh3:] but I can pretend! :rolleyes::laugh3:

There are many people out there not bothered by spiders. I call them brave and insane :lol:.

 

But hey, substitute any fear you DO have, that would qualify!

 

^^ LOL ^^

 

Yes, I need to stay here until we're TOTALLY sure.. and then I'll need 'help' recovering... :wink3:

 

Right. Recovering. It's a very traumatic situation, after all.

UGHHHH YOU GIRLS, stop giving me all these pervy thoughts, it's rather hard doing something intelligent during the day when your mind is full of

 

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:freak:

"Pervy" is a polite way to describe what goes through my mind when I see THAT, either in gif or picture form.

UGHHHH YOU GIRLS, stop giving me all these pervy thoughts, it's rather hard doing something intelligent during the day when your mind is full of

 

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:freak:

 

LOL.. I know exactly what you mean! :laugh3: Although unlike Thalia.. Please NEVER stop! LOL...

I don't like spiders, but I'm not afraid of them. They keep other nasty bugs away, and they're good for the planet. So I think I'll just jump into Chris's arms out of pure pervy desire, ok? I don't need to lie to myself like the rest of you delusional folk,lol!!:p:lol:

Sounds good to me :).

 

 

 

LOL, right.

 

Me: "Aaaah! Spider!" *Jumps into Chris's arms*

:chris: "...actually, I think that's a piece of fuzz..."

Me: "We don't know that for sure!"

:laugh3:

:chris: so, I've put this fuzz in the bin now, it's over....

Me: But maybe, the spider or fuzz or whatever is going to climb up the bin and attack me !!! And I'm paralysed, I'm sorry, you'll have to carry me a little bit.... :angel:

:chris: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::dozey:

 

UGHHHH YOU GIRLS, stop giving me all these pervy thoughts, it's rather hard doing something intelligent during the day when your mind is full of

 

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:freak:

That gif is :censored: :lipsrsealed2:

UGHHHH YOU GIRLS, stop giving me all these pervy thoughts, it's rather hard doing something intelligent during the day when your mind is full of

 

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:freak:

 

Holy****

 

This thing should be forbidden..

 

 

 

 

 

 

And be on my phone at all times. :sneaky:

Look at those people behind him !!! They're not even moved by the Hotness of this thing going on just in front of them !!!!! :o

Holy****

 

This thing should be forbidden..

 

 

 

 

 

 

And be on my phone at all times. :sneaky:

 

yes but just say it's nothing he fell from a concert :nod:

I don't like spiders, but I'm not afraid of them. They keep other nasty bugs away, and they're good for the planet. So I think I'll just jump into Chris's arms out of pure pervy desire, ok? I don't need to lie to myself like the rest of you delusional folk,lol!!:p:lol:

 

They may be good for the planet, but can't they crawl around and do their work as far away from me as possible?

 

I'd cling to anyone who was willing to do the dirty work and touch the spider to kill it or put it outside or whatever. Just that Chris happens to be a particularly nice option to cling to, is all :lol:.

 

:laugh3:

:chris: so, I've put this fuzz in the bin now, it's over....

Me: But maybe, the spider or fuzz or whatever is going to climb up the bin and attack me !!! And I'm paralysed, I'm sorry, you'll have to carry me a little bit.... :angel:

:chris: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::dozey:

 

:laugh3: Precisely. Thinking ahead there *Taps side of her head*.

 

Thanks guys for killing ne while in red lobster damn I wanna tapp him but don't we all lmao

 

:nod: ^^^^ Yeah, pretty much.

Well, I'd rather cling to Jonny, but I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out he's scared of spidies too,lol.:lol:

This thread has become just about as pervy as those buckin threads.

This thread has become just about as pervy as those buckin threads.

Says the guy who has written Location: Chris Martin under his avatar :charming:

Says the guy who has written Location: Chris Martin under his avatar :charming:

 

Well this is awkward.

Well, I'd rather cling to Jonny, but I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out he's scared of spidies too,lol.:lol:

 

LOL! He probably jumps into Chris' arms regularly! LOL..

 

 

Jonny's thread is still fairly safe...fairly...:)

 

Bwhahahaha...:wink3:

 

Says the guy who has written Location: Chris Martin under his avatar :charming:

 

HAHAHA!

Well this is awkward.

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

They may be good for the planet, but can't they crawl around and do their work as far away from me as possible?

 

I'd cling to anyone who was willing to do the dirty work and touch the spider to kill it or put it outside or whatever. Just that Chris happens to be a particularly nice option to cling to, is all :lol:.

 

 

:laugh3: Precisely. Thinking ahead there *Taps side of her head*.

I agree with the spider thing :nod:

 

:laugh3:

This thread has become just about as pervy as those buckin threads.

 

:smug:

 

Jonny's thread is still fairly safe...fairly...:)

 

For now :wink3::lol:

 

Says the guy who has written Location: Chris Martin under his avatar :charming:

 

Well I have in my mind a perfect location for Chris Martin too :awesome:

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