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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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I just HAD to:

 

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Chris:Jonny...Draw me like one of your French girls

 

Oh, and I had another idea:

 

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Alright son. I'm gonna tell you how your daddy does it. Works every time. It even worked with your mom, and she used to date Brad Pitt! So, first, you put on a cool tee-shirt. Then, you have to work on how you walk: walk with a confidence step. Roll your shoulders a little bit. Then, your eyes. Take a serious look. Chicks dig that. And, finally, the coup de grâce: bite your lips. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it has effects. Now, son, with these techniques, I can guarantee you'll never be friendzoned ever again, and that little girl from your school will come crawling at your feet, like the crazy fangirls I see every night at our shows.

 

Its Middle of the night here and so I cannot laugh out loud ! But I never had so much difficulty stopping myself from laughing hard out loud than after seeing this! The french girls thing makes me ROFLMFAO!

Nope!.

 

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"Damn! These hotel sofas are just too narrow. *sigh* So lonely. I wonder what Jonny-boy's thinking right now..."

 

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"Damn! These hotel sofas are just too narrow. *sigh* So lonely. I wonder what Chris is thinking right now..."

 

;)

BRILLIANT Buckin love :heart:

 

I just HAD to:

 

25918416840214322139910.jpg

Chris:Jonny...Draw me like one of your French girls

 

Oh, and I had another idea:

 

110510_martin_moses_spl201707_001.jpg

Alright son. I'm gonna tell you how your daddy does it. Works every time. It even worked with your mom, and she used to date Brad Pitt! So, first, you put on a cool tee-shirt. Then, you have to work on how you walk: walk with a confidence step. Roll your shoulders a little bit. Then, your eyes. Take a serious look. Chicks dig that. And, finally, the coup de grâce: bite your lips. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it has effects. Now, son, with these techniques, I can guarantee you'll never be friendzoned ever again, and that little girl from your school will come crawling at your feet, like the crazy fangirls I see every night at our shows.

Hahahhaa awesome !! :thumbsup:

The last pages :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I just HAD to:

 

25918416840214322139910.jpg

Chris:Jonny...Draw me like one of your French girls

 

ROTFL... That's great :D!

 

Oh, and I had another idea:

 

110510_martin_moses_spl201707_001.jpg

Alright son. I'm gonna tell you how your daddy does it. Works every time. It even worked with your mom, and she used to date Brad Pitt! So, first, you put on a cool tee-shirt. Then, you have to work on how you walk: walk with a confidence step. Roll your shoulders a little bit. Then, your eyes. Take a serious look. Chicks dig that. And, finally, the coup de grâce: bite your lips. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it has effects. Now, son, with these techniques, I can guarantee you'll never be friendzoned ever again, and that little girl from your school will come crawling at your feet, like the crazy fangirls I see every night at our shows.

 

And that's just cute. Awwww.

 

Nope!.

 

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"Damn! These hotel sofas are just too narrow. *sigh* So lonely. I wonder what Jonny-boy's thinking right now..."

 

vlcsnap314528ra2.png

 

 

"Damn! These hotel sofas are just too narrow. *sigh* So lonely. I wonder what Chris is thinking right now..."

 

;)

 

Awww. Poor Chris and Jonny.

I just HAD to:

 

25918416840214322139910.jpg

Chris:Jonny...Draw me like one of your French girls

 

Oh, and I had another idea:

 

110510_martin_moses_spl201707_001.jpg

Alright son. I'm gonna tell you how your daddy does it. Works every time. It even worked with your mom, and she used to date Brad Pitt! So, first, you put on a cool tee-shirt. Then, you have to work on how you walk: walk with a confidence step. Roll your shoulders a little bit. Then, your eyes. Take a serious look. Chicks dig that. And, finally, the coup de grâce: bite your lips. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it has effects. Now, son, with these techniques, I can guarantee you'll never be friendzoned ever again, and that little girl from your school will come crawling at your feet, like the crazy fangirls I see every night at our shows.

 

:laugh3: :awesome:

 

Nope!.

 

25918416840214322139910.jpg

 

"Damn! These hotel sofas are just too narrow. *sigh* So lonely. I wonder what Jonny-boy's thinking right now..."

 

vlcsnap314528ra2.png

 

 

"Damn! These hotel sofas are just too narrow. *sigh* So lonely. I wonder what Chris is thinking right now..."

 

;)

 

 

:awesome: :heart:

 

 

Someone should make a loldplay for this pic

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Ok, my first attempt but...

 

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Chris: *fangirling* OMG! Jonny Boy! You are so cuteeeeeee! I love you!

 

:jonny:: Psssst...Chris...Not in front of the guys, dude. Jeeeez!:embarrassed::lol:

Someone should make a caption for this

 

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Invisible...uh...N/M,lol.;)

Ok, my first attempt but...

 

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Chris: *fangirling* OMG! Jonny Boy! You are so cuteeeeeee! I love you!

Will: See ? What we have to deal with every fucking day! :bomb:

 

It's a GREAT Buckin caption btw :lol:

Ok, my first attempt but...

 

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Chris: *fangirling* OMG! Jonny Boy! You are so cuteeeeeee! I love you!

 

Guy: Get that camera out of my face! All the ladies can't tell how stunning I am when I'm all fuzzy!

*Chris stumbles against a table and...THE HORROR occurs*

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OH SHIT! The cake is ruined now! What have I done ? Jonny's gonna kill me! I need a cake NOW! :wreck:

:laugh3:

 

the text fits perfectly with the photo. :laught:

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:chris:: Since it's your birthday, I have a VERY special prezzy for you back at the hotel. ;)

:guy:: is it cake?? girls?? A new car??

:chris:: Nope. Even better than all those things put together!:D

:guy:: You mean...you mean...??

:chris:: Yes! That's right...

 

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:chris:: (in sexy voice) You get to be Jonny for one night!!:wink3::laugh2:

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Happy Birthday, Guy!:cake:

 

 

^^Aw, perfect!:D

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