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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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:chris:: Hi, Everybody. My name's Will.

:will:: Hello there. I'm Chris.

:chris:: Nah. We're just f**king with ya. I'm not Will.

:will:: Nope. And I'm not actually Chris.

:chris:: My name's actually Guy.

:will:: And mine's Jonny Buckland.

 

;)

 

EDIT: And the best part is, I found this pic as well as a bunch of C&J where J. was labeled Will,lol. :laugh3:

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^:lol:

 

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:chris:: Hi, Everybody. My name's Will.

:will:: Hello there. I'm Chris.

:chris:: Nah. We're just f**king with ya. I'm not Will.

:will:: Nope. And I'm not actually Chris.

:chris:: My name's actually Guy.

:will:: And mine's Jonny Buckland.

 

;)

HAHAHA :lol::lol:

And it's totally something they would do :lol:

So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

One of the best things I ever read!

:worried2:

:lol:

 

Don't judge me, I'm a hopeless perv! :laugh3:

My, what a pe... I mean, CUTE picture! :cheesy:

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:chris:: *gasp, sigh* Wow...(pant, pant)...That was great...Jonny.:wink3:

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Rik Simpson: Hey, look I'm a ninja squirrel!

Chris:Wow, teach me how to do that!

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:chris:: *gasp, sigh* Wow...(pant, pant)...That was great...Jonny.:wink3:

 

Hahahahaha *Evil grin*.

 

I love the Charlie Brown one, too. That's so cute.

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Rik Simpson: Hey, look I'm a ninja squirrel!

Chris:Wow, teach me how to do that!

 

You'd think Chris had enough of squirrels after strawberry swing :P

^ I guess he's training for a revenge :nod: edit: just realised he won, whatever

He may have won, but the squirrel army can't be trusted to stay quiet for long. He must remain vigilant :lol:.

 

(That sounds like the silliest superhero movie ever.)

So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

 

Hahahaha, nice :laugh3:

I knew it was Chris, but once someone implied it was Will, I had to really look again. Similar facial hair,lol.

 

LOL.. ! that was funny.. the only reason we all saw it was Chris is probably because we spend FAR too long gazing at photos of him! ! LOL. but it was funny anyway!

 

mv5bmty2otk4mdqynv5bml5.jpg

 

:chris:: Hi, Everybody. My name's Will.

:will:: Hello there. I'm Chris.

:chris:: Nah. We're just f**king with ya. I'm not Will.

:will:: Nope. And I'm not actually Chris.

:chris:: My name's actually Guy.

:will:: And mine's Jonny Buckland.

 

;)

 

EDIT: And the best part is, I found this pic as well as a bunch of C&J where J. was labeled Will,lol. :laugh3:

 

HAHAHAHA

 

So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

 

ROTFLOL!

 

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Awww this is so cute.. does anyone know who drew it? They really should be credited for it. It's great.

 

cap004.jpg

 

:chris:: *gasp, sigh* Wow...(pant, pant)...That was great...Jonny.:wink3:

 

LOL!

 

20111026B.jpg

Rik Simpson: Hey, look I'm a ninja squirrel!

Chris:Wow, teach me how to do that!

 

HAHAHAHA ! (maybe that's what the Princess of China video will all be about ?! ) :p

 

He may have won, but the squirrel army can't be trusted to stay quiet for long. He must remain vigilant :lol:.

 

(That sounds like the silliest superhero movie ever.)

 

:nod: LOL! I love these.. I've been away from this thread too long obviously! I have SO many ideas for new wallpapers running round my head now..!

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