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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

 

 

:laugh3:

 

Viva la perv. :awesome:

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PERV around the corner is my fav xD

Where Is My PERV?, PERV Is Round The Corner, PERV and All His Friends

 

 

:laugh3:

:lol:

 

Don't judge me, I'm a hopeless perv! :laugh3:

 

Oh but I was not talking about you lol ;)

Where Is My PERV?, PERV Is Round The Corner, PERV and All His Friends

 

 

:laugh3:

 

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV That sounds _SO_ wrong! :lol:

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart It already has LOL

 

Someone care to share where this picture here is from?:

20111026B.jpg

muxuzd.jpg

Chris- Oh god i thought i saw a spider!

WAHAHA!

 

Or:

 

Chris: "OMG IT'S GWYNETH!! JONNY, SAVE ME!"

Ricky: "Ummm Chris...?"

^ Sure, AFTER I've saved him! :lol:

muxuzd.jpg

Chris- Oh god i thought i saw a spider!

 

HAHA! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

From the little part I can read, it looks like a great interview. Where is it from and is there a full scan somewhere?

I'm glad you're all going to save Chris since Jonny might be a little busy,lol. ;)

I'm glad you're all going to save Chris since Jonny might be a little busy,lol. ;)

Oh you :charming:

So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

 

looollll :lol: :thumbsup: Thalia !!! ;)

 

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Awwwww :lol: :wacky:

 

cap004.jpg

 

:chris:: *gasp, sigh* Wow...(pant, pant)...That was great...Jonny.:wink3:

:sneaky: :lol: :laugh3:

 

20111026B.jpg

Rik Simpson: Hey, look I'm a ninja squirrel!

Chris:Wow, teach me how to do that!

hahahahahhaha :laugh3:

 

muxuzd.jpg

Chris- Oh god i thought i saw a spider!

LOOOOL :laugh3:

 

WAHAHA!

 

Or:

 

Chris: "OMG IT'S GWYNETH!! JONNY, SAVE ME!"

Ricky: "Ummm Chris...?"

LLLLOL :lol:

 

 

You're so funny ;)

^ :laugh3:

 

So I got inspired by Nikola's pervy post quite a few pages ago:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5257376&postcount=8402

 

And the fucked up part of my brain thought: "Oh hey, so why don't you just use the word "PERV" in try it on some of the Coldplay song names?" :cheesy:

 

So I just did and had the most fun happytimeplz.png

 

 

2000 PERVS

A Hopeful PERV

A Rush Of PERV To The Head

A Spell A PERV Yell

Bigger PERV

Brothers and PERVS

Bucket for a PERV

Careful Where You PERV

PERVS of London

Charlie PERV

Chinese PERV Chant

Christmas PERVS

Crests Of PERVS

PERV and All His Friends

PERV Will Never Conquer

Don't Let It PERV Your Heart

Don't PERV

Easy To PERV

Every Teardrop is a PERV (lolwat)

Everything's Not PERV

For PERV

Glass Of PERV

PERV Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Green PERVS

Have Yourself a Merry Little PERV

PERV Is Round The Corner (LOL)

High PERV

How You See The PERV

Hurts Like PERV

I PERV Blaum

I PERV Away

In My PERV

Ladder To The PERV

PERV In Technicolor

PERV Is For Living

PERVS In Japan

Reign of PERV

Major PERV

Moving To PERV

No More Keeping My PERV on the Ground

Nobody Said it Was PERVY

Ode To PERV

One I PERV

Only PERV

PERV Me

PERV of China

Prospekt's PERV/PERVyfields

Rainy PERV

Reign Of PERV

PERV You Soon

Sleeping PERV

Speed Of PERV

Square PERV

Strawberry PERV

Such A PERV (:lol:)

Swallowed in the PERV

The Hardest Part (that doesn't even need a PERV to sound pervy)

The PERV Turned Upside Down

PERVS I Don't Understand

Til PERVS Come

PERV In Flames

Up With The PERVS

Us Against the PERVS

Violet PERV

Viva la PERV

PERV Sign

We Never PERV (ya, sure)

What PERV

Where Is My PERV?

White PERVS

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent way too much time on this LOL

 

OMG HAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: You spent your time the best way! :lol:

 

cap004.jpg

 

:chris:: *gasp, sigh* Wow...(pant, pant)...That was great...Jonny.:wink3:

 

:lol::wink3:

Row, oooh, glad to hear this thread has been proving inspirational :lol:!

 

muxuzd.jpg

Chris- Oh god i thought i saw a spider!

 

Hahahaha, that would be my exact reaction.

 

(I did see a spider (and not a tiny one) here the other night crawling on our wall. It disappeared somewhere before I could get to it, though, and now I don't know where it is :\. *HATES spiders. Creepiest buggers ever, those things*)

 

Can I jump into Chris's arms if I see the spider again?

 

Also, do you have that article in full anywhere? I'd like to read it if you do.

Row, oooh, glad to hear this thread has been proving inspirational :lol:!

 

 

 

Hahahaha, that would be my exact reaction.

 

(I did see a spider (and not a tiny one) here the other night crawling on our wall. It disappeared somewhere before I could get to it, though, and now I don't know where it is :\. *HATES spiders. Creepiest buggers ever, those things*)

 

Can I jump into Chris's arms if I see the spider again?

 

Also, do you have that article in full anywhere? I'd like to read it if you do.

 

I hate them also.. So lets all agree, large spiders = being allowed to jump into Chris' arms.... But lets face it.. any excuse right?! LOL.. :rolleyes:

I hate them also.. So lets all agree, large spiders = being allowed to jump into Chris' arms....

 

Sounds good to me :).

 

But lets face it.. any excuse right?! LOL.. :rolleyes:

 

LOL, right.

 

Me: "Aaaah! Spider!" *Jumps into Chris's arms*

:chris: "...actually, I think that's a piece of fuzz..."

Me: "We don't know that for sure!"

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