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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Jonny: "Look out Chris, last time you got this obscenely close to me you stepped on my foot... AGAIN!"

Chris: "Well I like being obscenely close to ya J." :charming:

Jonny: "CHRIS!" :angry:

Chris: "Okay okay I'll watch out!"

 

>> ten seconds later...

 

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Jonny: "THAT WAS MY FREAKING FOOT YOU PILLOCK"

Chris: "Haha, whoops, sorry..." :rolleyes:

 

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"Will you two poofters stop it? I can't play with such a bunch of tools around me!"

 

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"Oh man I seriously need a cup of strong coffee NOW" :facepalm:

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:chris:: Hey, Jonny!! Jonny!!! (BOING BOING!) Yo! Jonnyboy!!?! (BOING BOING BOING) Watch me jump, Jonny!!! (BOING) J! Look how high I can go!!! (BOING BOING BOING) WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

:jonny:: This is what happens when Will forgets to take him for his walk.:p

 

:lol::lol::lol::D:D

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Chris practices his stage technique with a life-sized Jonny mannequin....

 

Hmmm...I wonder what else he does with the...er never mind. :wink3:

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Jonny: "Look out Chris, last time you got this obscenely close to me you stepped on my foot... AGAIN!"

Chris: "Well I like being obscenely close to ya J." :charming:

Jonny: "CHRIS!" :angry:

Chris: "Okay okay I'll watch out!"

 

>> ten seconds later...

 

16a5wux.jpg

 

Jonny: "THAT WAS MY FREAKING FOOT YOU PILLOCK"

Chris: "Haha, whoops, sorry..." :rolleyes:

 

guy_berryman_1.jpg

 

"Will you two poofters stop it? I can't play with such a bunch of tools around me!"

 

gal_coldplay085.jpg

 

"Oh man I seriously need a cup of strong coffee NOW" :facepalm:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Chris: "While Paris was here with his spray cans I had him Mylo up the keyboard some more. Kind of a plaid pattern, don't you think, Will?"

 

Will: "Where the HELL did middle C go?"

All the last pages are absolutely amazing HAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

2hg6b9k.jpg

 

Jonny: "Look out Chris, last time you got this obscenely close to me you stepped on my foot... AGAIN!"

Chris: "Well I like being obscenely close to ya J." :charming:

Jonny: "CHRIS!" :angry:

Chris: "Okay okay I'll watch out!"

 

>> ten seconds later...

 

16a5wux.jpg

 

Jonny: "THAT WAS MY FREAKING FOOT YOU PILLOCK"

Chris: "Haha, whoops, sorry..." :rolleyes:

 

guy_berryman_1.jpg

 

"Will you two poofters stop it? I can't play with such a bunch of tools around me!"

 

gal_coldplay085.jpg

 

"Oh man I seriously need a cup of strong coffee NOW" :facepalm:

 

CAN'T.BREATH.PFFF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I mean, their faces :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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Chris practices his stage technique with a life-sized Jonny mannequin....

 

Hahahaha he really looks like that :lol:

 

Hmmm...I wonder what else he does with the...er never mind. :wink3:

 

*cough* No wonder. :dozey:

HAHAHAHAHA Love it!:D

 

A variation of one of my old themes.

 

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:chris:: Hey, Jonny!! Jonny!!! (BOING BOING!) Yo! Jonnyboy!!?! (BOING BOING BOING) Watch me jump, Jonny!!! (BOING) J! Look how high I can go!!! (BOING BOING BOING) WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

:jonny:: This is what happens when Will forgets to take him for his walk.:p

 

2hg6b9k.jpg

 

Jonny: "Look out Chris, last time you got this obscenely close to me you stepped on my foot... AGAIN!"

Chris: "Well I like being obscenely close to ya J." :charming:

Jonny: "CHRIS!" :angry:

Chris: "Okay okay I'll watch out!"

 

>> ten seconds later...

 

16a5wux.jpg

 

Jonny: "THAT WAS MY FREAKING FOOT YOU PILLOCK"

Chris: "Haha, whoops, sorry..." :rolleyes:

 

guy_berryman_1.jpg

 

"Will you two poofters stop it? I can't play with such a bunch of tools around me!"

 

gal_coldplay085.jpg

 

"Oh man I seriously need a cup of strong coffee NOW" :facepalm:

 

16a5wux.jpg

 

Chris practices his stage technique with a life-sized Jonny mannequin....

 

chriswill.jpg

 

Chris: "While Paris was here with his spray cans I had him Mylo up the keyboard some more. Kind of a plaid pattern, don't you think, Will?"

 

Will: "Where the HELL did middle C go?"

 

 

Hahhahaahahahhahahahahaha you are brilliant people !!! :p :laugh3:

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:jonny:: OW!!! CHRIS! I swear you step on my damn foot one more time and I'll use my good foot to kick you in the bollocks!! :angry:

:chris:: Aw, you don't mean it. :hug:

:jonny:: Yes. I. Do.:smug:

:chris:: *teasing* No ya don't.:p

:jonny:: Yes...I do.

:chris:: don't. :p

:jonny:: Do.

:chris:: Don't.:p

:jonny:: Do.

:chris:: NO YOU DON'T!

:jonny:: YES I D...

 

:will:: Where the f**k is that coffee???:facepalm:

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:lol: I found this on the internets...so funny...:P

 

:lol:

 

"And if you see the other face, it probably means Jonny hopes he's the target!";)

:lol:

 

"And if you see the other face, it probably means Jonny hopes he's the target!";)

 

Ha ha I think Jonny is thinking "If I don't move, he can't see me...must stay still...:blank:"

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What a reasonable excuse!!!

I don't get it :wtf: And why is there written "Guy" above Chris's head? :thinking:

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:lol: I found this on the internets...so funny...:P

 

Hahaha. :lol:

^ It's: "Guy, of course we want you to come...." You know, Chris is talking to Guy.

 

Now, what are the invisible chickens about ? :thinking:

 

Well, I'm thinking that Chris is either trying to get rid of Guy, or they actually have invisible chickens that write all their songs...:) Anyway, Chris's face is just too funny there:laugh3:

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