September 2, 201213 yr Someone really needs to do something with this...though her outfit is pretty much a LOL on its own,lol.
September 3, 201213 yr Someone really needs to do something with this...though her outfit is pretty much a LOL on its own,lol. Oh that's easy! :awesome: Chris: "Ladies and Gentlemen, fans and pervs, since our sales went down a little, I put this human advertising column in the middle of our stage." Rihanna: "Wooo yaaay heya eveereebodee!" Chris: "Shut up Riri. NOW, you can put whatever crap you like on her, as long as you give us some cash. Enjoy the show!" :awesome:
September 3, 201213 yr Oh that's easy! :awesome: Chris: "Ladies and Gentlemen, fans and pervs, since our sales went down a little, I put this human advertising column in the middle of our stage." Rihanna: "Wooo yaaay heya eveereebodee!" Chris: "Shut up Riri. NOW, you can put whatever crap you like on her, as long as you give us some cash. Enjoy the show!" :awesome: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew it would be something like that!:D
September 3, 201213 yr God why can't Chris just... GET RID OF HER!! I respect her as an artist and everything. But she and Coldplay clashes like white socks and sandals :sick:
September 3, 201213 yr Oh that's easy! :awesome: Chris: "Ladies and Gentlemen, fans and pervs, since our sales went down a little, I put this human advertising column in the middle of our stage." Rihanna: "Wooo yaaay heya eveereebodee!" Chris: "Shut up Riri. NOW, you can put whatever crap you like on her, as long as you give us some cash. Enjoy the show!" :awesome: PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: *risks to wake up everyone in the house at 3am*
September 3, 201213 yr God why can't Chris just... GET RID OF HER!! I respect her as an artist and everything. But she and Coldplay clashes like white socks and sandals :sick: Hell, even her dress clashes with Chris' piano.:lol:
September 3, 201213 yr PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: *risks to wake up everyone in the house at 3am* I don't know if I should feel happy or guilty about that LOL Hell, even her dress clashes with Chris' piano.:lol: Her whole being clashes with about EVERYTHING Coldplay related. That's why she shouldn't be near them. ever. in any way. MAKE HER GO AWAY! :bigcry:
September 3, 201213 yr I don't know if I should feel happy or guilty about that LOL Her whole being clashes with about EVERYTHING Coldplay related. That's why she shouldn't be near them. ever. in any way. MAKE HER GO AWAY! :bigcry: I guess for the sake of those who love her (who've been seeing my opinions a lot today,lol.) the bashers should have our own thread,but yes, totally agreed. Coldplay are artistically and musically superior in every way, and it just feels like such an awkward fit. RiRi: (singing) I Could have been a princess. You'd be a king... chris: You could have had a lesson, and learned to sing!:p
September 3, 201213 yr ^hahaha :laugh3: well, I don't want to think about........... her right now, so moving on... :guy:: I look so effin' hot... :cool4: :jonny:: Holy smokes! Guy looks darn good today... :pornstash: :chris:: Don't think I don't see you checkin' Guy out... :will:: C'mon guys! Cant we all just smile for the picture like normal people?!
September 3, 201213 yr naw... he's just sticking his tummy out... :lol: And what a cute tummy it is:dazzled:
September 3, 201213 yr RiR: *waves arms* Pew! That is NASTY! Someone turn on a fan or something! :chris:: UGH! That's disgusting, Man. Was that you, Rihanna?? :jonny: *thinking to self* Just act natural, Jon. They won't suspect a thing.;)
September 3, 201213 yr :chris:: Pssst. J? J?? Hey, Jon?? :jonny:: *sigh* What is it, Chris? :chris: How long is this photo shoot? :jonny:: I dunno, not long. Why? :chris:: I need to go to the toilet. :guy:: Haven't we been through this before? :will:: We always tell him to go before the shoots, but he never listens. :chris:: Pssst...Jonny? Hey, J?? :jonny:: *sigh* What is it this time, Chris? :chris:: Can I hold your plaque in the pictures? I don't have mine anymore. :guy:: Ugh! We can hear you! :will:: :facepalm: :jonny:: Why don't you have it with you? :chris:: I forgot it in the toilet. That's why I wanted to go, but you wouldn't let me. :guy:: Good grief! :will:: Let's break up.
September 3, 201213 yr HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG !!!!!!!!!! All those captions, so freaking funny :laugh3:
September 3, 201213 yr someone should take the pic of chris kneeling down (from POC) and instead of rihanna, put jonny there instead! LOL
September 3, 201213 yr Guy: okay we got Jonnys baby now let's flee!! Will: guys are you sure this is a good idea...? Chris: SHIT someone saw us RUN GUYS can i just say that Gut looks like Jesus?! WTF?!?!?
September 3, 201213 yr Okay Tracie you just f00cking killed me with your stuff! :laugh3::lol: Now it's my turn :awesome: Will: "Dammit! I missed!!" Guy: "lol iphone" Chris: :wacko: Jonny: :charming: Chris: :wideeyed: Guy: "Chris, stop staring at Jonny's nipples" Will: "Yup, time to get my ear plugs in" "Guys... shit, guys I think Will's malfunctioning again" :uhoh: "Shit! I think you're right" "WEEEEEeeeeeeeeehhehehihihihihihhiHIHIHI-" "YLDKJFLKDFJSLKJFSDLK" :freak: "I'm bored" Chris: "Hey there pretty boy, no reason not to get some Chrissy love" :wink3: Guy: Aw fuck, not him! "Haha, yeah Chris" :uhoh: Chris: "Come here, lemme hug you" Guy: :uhoh2: "Haha, okay Chris, really, I'm fine now" Chris: "Really?" *presses up against Guy* "I think you need some mo-" Guy: "OH GOD GO BACK TO JONNY" :sick: "Hugh!" "Screw your workout Chris! Your arms will never get as massive as mine!" "Oh yeah? Watch this! HURGH!!!" "AARRGHH!!" "Sorry Will, but I think Chris is winning" :wiseguy: "Die"
September 3, 201213 yr Guy: I'm going to sign it with blue, because i like blue and it's different from the rest :smug::dozey: Jonny: Mine is going to have a pretty fancy J :wink3: Will: I'm going to put an x under :smug: Phil: I'm going to copy Will :awesome: Chris: I don't know how to write in cursive.. C-H-R-I-S ...:\ I'll put black, oh shit.. okay, okay, i'll just put blue.. there.. that looks.. better..:\ where'd d'you get that pic?!
September 3, 201213 yr ^:blank::laugh3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: OMG the last page :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
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