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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Guy is just fcking amazing in this one :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

OH-MYGOD he is!!:lol:

 

He is clearly saying: I'm...too sexy for my shirt :cool:

 

:laugh3:

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Well this picture is soo tempting to put a phrase on, I can't resist xD

 

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Chris: "LOL I got 2 watches cuz I'm cool like that!"

Will: "I'm feeling rather cute today" :wacky:

Jonny: "My butt itches"

Guy: "OUTTA MY WAY WACKOS, HERE COMES MR. HANDSOME!" :charming:

^ HAHAHAHA JONNY :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

OH-MYGOD he is!!:lol:

 

He is clearly saying: I'm...too sexy for my shirt :cool:

 

:laugh3:

 

Well, looking at that pic closely... I'd say... He's too sexy for his pants :blank:

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Chris - "Now a subtraction quiz....if I have three apples, then take two away, how many do I have left?"

 

Jonny - "Dunno."

 

Chris - "Um, okay....if I have three plums, then take two away, how many are left?"

 

Jonny - "Dunno."

 

Chris - "Christ. Okay, if I have three cakes, then take two away, how many are left?"

 

Jonny - "MINE !!!!!"

 

(Eats cake quickly and slaps Chris in the butt)

CRACK ATTACK !![/size]

 

:no:

belt + belt loop

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Chris - "Now a subtraction quiz....if I have three apples, then take two away, how many do I have left?"

 

Jonny - "Dunno."

 

Chris - "Um, okay....if I have three plums, then take two away, how many are left?"

 

Jonny - "Dunno."

 

Chris - "Christ. Okay, if I have three cakes, then take two away, how many are left?"

 

Jonny - "MINE !!!!!"

 

(Eats cake quickly and slaps Chris in the butt)

 

Wow! I guess studying Maths at UCL really paid off for our boy,lol.:p

:no:

belt + belt loop

PARTY POOPER

PARTY POOPER

 

:p

You and your smilies :laugh3:

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:chris: (singing) When she was just a girl, she expected the world...

:jonny: UGH! Not so loud, Chris!

:chris:: (between verses) What? Jon, it's kind of our job? I have to sing? You get it?

:jonny:: Yeah...um, just....can you tone it down just a little? Got a bit of a headache today.

:chris:: Little too much celebrating last night, huh?

:jonny:: Yeah, I think so. I should never have let Matty drag me out to all those clubs!

:chris:: Hmmmmm.

:jonny:: Yeah. Especially that place with all those naked ladies.

:chris:: German girls, were they?

:jonny:: French girls, I think.;)

:chris:: Well, now that you're 35 and a responsible family man, I guess you won't be doing that again!

:jonny:: Nope. Definitely staying out of the beer from now on.

 

LATER:

 

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:jonny:: Fr...fr...from now on, it'sh...it's schtrictly Ja...*hiccup* Jagermeister *hiccup* for me!!

:chris:: I think I'm gonna puke, Man...

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:chris: (singing) When she was just a girl, she expected the world...

:jonny: UGH! Not so loud, Chris!

:chris:: (between verses) What? Jon, it's kind of our job? I have to sing? You get it?

:jonny:: Yeah...um, just....can you tone it down just a little? Got a bit of a headache today.

:chris:: Little too much celebrating last night, huh?

:jonny:: Yeah, I think so. I should never have let Matty drag me out to all those clubs!

:chris:: Hmmmmm.

:jonny:: Yeah. Especially that place with all those naked ladies.

:chris:: German girls, were they?

:jonny:: French girls, I think.;)

:chris:: Well, now that you're 35 and a responsible family man, I guess you won't be doing that again!

:jonny:: Nope. Definitely staying out of the beer from now on.

 

LATER:

 

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:jonny:: Fr...fr...from now on, it'sh...it's schtrictly Ja...*hiccup* Jagermeister *hiccup* for me!!

:chris:: I think I'm gonna puke, Man...

 

 

WHAT, Jonny's celebrating with GERMAN girls? Why wasn't I informed?! :lol:

 

 

Oh and LOL :lol::lol::lol:

WHAT, Jonny's celebrating with GERMAN girls? Why wasn't I informed?! :lol:

 

 

Oh and LOL :lol::lol::lol:

 

Well, they're in Germany for the gig tomorrow, so I just assumed...

 

(Hell, I thought you were organizing the party!:lol:)

Well, they're in Germany for the gig tomorrow, so I just assumed...

 

(Hell, I thought you were organizing the party!:lol:)

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm totally gonna abduct Jonny on friday :|

 

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:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm totally gonna abduct Jonny on friday :|

 

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I'm coming to visit!!!:laugh3:

I'll probably have to deal with an annoying Chris clinging to him, does anyone wanna have him? :lol:

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:jonny:: Grrrrrrr...

:chris:: LALALALALA LA LA

:jonny:: (under his breath) I see the way you look at him.

:chris:: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

:jonny:: I know what you're thinking and it's not going to happen.

:RiRi: (after the song) That was really great Chris!

:jonny:: (mockingly) Ooooh, that was really great, Chris! I bet she said that to four guys just last night.:p

:chris:: Yeah, Man. Singing with you is really cool.

:jonny:: I'M GONNA BURY YOU IN MY ROSE GARDEN!!!!

:chris: & RiRi: What?????

:jonny:: Erm, nothing. I said you sing great. Uh...yeah.

RiRi: Oh...well, thank you Jonny. That's really sweet of you.

:jonny:: Grrrrrr...

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:jonny:: Grrrrrrr...

:chris:: LALALALALA LA LA

:jonny:: (under his breath) I see the way you look at him.

:chris:: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

:jonny:: I know what you're thinking and it's not going to happen.

:RiRi: (after the song) That was really great Chris!

:jonny:: (mockingly) Ooooh, that was really great, Chris! I bet she said that to four guys just last night.:p

:chris:: Yeah, Man. Singing with you is really cool.

:jonny:: I'M GONNA BURY YOU IN MY ROSE GARDEN!!!!

:chris: & RiRi: What?????

:jonny:: Erm, nothing. I said you sing great. Uh...yeah.

RiRi: Oh...well, thank you Jonny. That's really sweet of you.

:jonny:: Grrrrrr...

 

Jealous Jonny is jealous :laugh3:

 

*raises hand* ME! ME!DIBS! :awesome:

 

Alrighty :awesome:

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