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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: i can see u will, under my arm:wacky: BUT NOW MICHAEL JACKSON SO DONT RUIN THESE NEXT 10 MINS FOR ME:angry:

Jonny: What a wonderful show!

Guy: Yeh, Ino!

Will: It's too sweaty down here:(

 

BREAKING NEWS: COLDPLAY CANCELS SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW HALFWAY THROUGH PEFORMANCE

Chris Martin, leader of the band, realised that mid-way through the band's performance of Adventure Of A Lifetime, that Will Champion, the drummer's head had got stuck in Chris' armpit and had to be surgically removed by profesional 'Musical Armpit Doctors'.

 

Beyonce was to blame as she was found sticking super glue to Will's head when he was asleep a day before the show in a Holiday Inn hotel. She has now faced charges of £9999999999 by many Super Bowl Officals. However the big culprit was Jonny, as his cake got stolen off him, so he got payback on Will.

 

More on this story at icantbelievepeopleactuallybelievethisshit.com

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:wacky:

SOMEONE FINALLY GOT THE REFERENCE HA

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"And This...Is a Guitar"

the goodies of instagram:

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WILL WTF AHAHAHAHHA :laugh3::lol:

 

oh lawd these googly eyes pictures always slay me

 

that tumblr name tho: clodplaye

seems like the person just gave up midway through typing

 

profesional 'Musical Armpit Doctors'.

That actually sounds rather terrifying lmao

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"And This...Is a Guitar"

*gASP* i nEVER KNEW D:

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Chris: "Look guys what I've caught!! IT RAN INTO MY TRAP HAHAHA"

 

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Chris: "YOU'LL MAKE GLORIOUS SOUP LITTLE HUMAN"

Girl: "Mum ur friend Chris is weird"

 

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Chris: "Dont chu worry, I'll season u first to make u all crispy"

Girl: "... halp"

 

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Dickhead: "AYYYY"

Phil: "Dat ass" :charming:

Chris: "W-what is happening :sad: "

Jonny: "This is mildly embarrassing :|"

 

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Chris: "FART POWER TO THE MAX"

Jonny: "hold yer breath anybody"

Will: "I don't need air anyway, I live off rage"

Guy: "Yup... lookin' fab. As usual :charming: "

 

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Will: "Hey... hey Guy"

Guy: "what lmao"

Will: "You totally roofied our drinks earlier, didn't ya"

Guy: "Yup how can you tell lol"

Will: *looks at Chris and Jonny*

Chris/Jonny: *constantly giggling like freaking 5 year olds*

Will: "ohh, I dUNNO" :awesome:

Guy: :awesome:

I will forever laugh at this tumblr post:

 

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exclusive images of a gay™ caught on camera trying to take the straight away off of christ martin, when will the gay agenda stop

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Dude, you're on the gay hype these days[emoji38]

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Hashtag I dont know what to say hashtag

"When you realize you're colorblind after Yellow went Platinum ~"

 

oh my fucking GOD :laugh3::lol:

Genius

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Guy you gotta get it

Get it together

Somehow you gotta get it

Get it together

Sober up and up and up

LMAO

"Is mine on ?" :D

Haha I like the "even Guy approached the front of the stage" part best :D

do we have lyrics of that beautiful end of Us against the world from this gig at around 25.00? ....silver bird....

Name- Length Competition

 

Christopher Martin

Jonathan Buckland

William Champion

Phillip Harvey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guy

 

:|

 

Guy is such a generic name.

 

Imagine your name was man.

:laugh3: Or maybe even the letter 'O'

 

O, come here!

I had an Asian dude in my classes once and his name was "He"

 

but not like, the male article, but just like the word "heh"

 

it was very random :surprised:

Name- Length Competition

 

Christopher Martin

Jonathan Buckland

William Champion

Phillip Harvey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guy

 

:|

Yeah it's pretty generic, but it's fun to make puns with.

 

do any of you need a bass player? Because I know a Guy!

 

What's his name?

Guy.

No what's his name? I know he's a guy.

GUY

 

(If hes shorter than you) Awwww look at this itty bitty wittle Guy

 

Look at that Guy over there. He's a real sexy Guy eh?

Gotta love them Scottish Guys.

 

Or in that Nicki Minaj song SuperBASS

"Excuse me you're a hell of a Guy I mean my my like pelican fly"

 

And it can also be pronounced like GEEEEEEEEE

His last name is BerryMAN too so it's redundant

His name is strange

Yeah it's pretty generic, but it's fun to make puns with.

 

do any of you need a bass player? Because I know a Guy!

 

What's his name?

Guy.

No what's his name? I know he's a guy.

GUY

 

(If hes shorter than you) Awwww look at this itty bitty wittle Guy

 

Look at that Guy over there. He's a real sexy Guy eh?

Gotta love them Scottish Guys.

 

Or in that Nicki Minaj song SuperBASS

"Excuse me you're a hell of a Guy I mean my my like pelican fly"

 

And it can also be pronounced like GEEEEEEEEE

His last name is BerryMAN too so it's redundant

His name is strange

my friend thought Guy's name was "Gay" in the beginning. "So like, the bassist, Gay, he looks nice"

 

 

the awkwardness was rEAL

my friend thought Guy's name was "Gay" in the beginning. "So like, the bassist, Gay, he looks nice"

 

 

the awkwardness was rEAL

GAY BLUEBERRY

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