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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Think about it. If a train leaves one station at................

 

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I, I think I get it now, but I'm not sure.

 

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Wow. I can't believe him. And I have to WORK with him EVERY DAY.

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Why do you guys always make Will so bored and serious? He is so kind and lovely :heart:

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Will: *thinking* I'm going to drum so hardcore tonight, the fans will need to buy hearing aids after the show!

Chris: *staring at Will* ...I'd tap that.

 

Oh Coldplaying@Hogwarts :(

Why do you guys always make Will so bored and serious? He is so kind and lovely :heart:

 

I think it's usually more like we portray him as the only mature one,lol.

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Chris: OOH I LOVE STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!

Guy: I've heard this one 1000 times it's quite boring now.

Jonny: Hmm, this is very interesting

Will: (Can't think of a caption for will)

^:lol:

 

Will: "The part where the wolf blows the house down always makes me cry."

 

(Will would SO NOT say that,lol.)

"Nobody told me we weren't wearing ties to storytime."

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Chris: I'M GODZILLA!!

Will: Chris, stop it!! We have to be on stage soon!!

Chris: RAWR!!

Jonny: *thinking* Must. Not. Show. Any. Expression.

 

i really like this one haha

"Nobody told me we weren't wearing ties to storytime."

 

YES!lol:

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I made this after watching Charlie Brown on Letterman, thought it was funny for all the people who dislike Mylo Xyloto - Chris will come after them

 

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:lol:

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:lol:

 

 

AHAHA!! His face is just... LMAO

 

And now it's my turn to be FUNNEH :awesome:

 

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"I HATE YOU MICROPHONE, GO AWAY FROM MY PURDY FACE!"

 

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Chris: "Alright, here I come; short shirt to reveal my muscles - check. Bossy sunglasses - check. General hotness applied - check."

 

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Chris: "Phew. Only one fan. That's managable, I can't be arsed today to sign anyth-

 

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People: "OMG CHRIS MARTIN SDGASFHDGAFHDSGFJH!!!"

Chris: " .... damn"

 

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Chris: "Yes, we're on a campain for Make trade fair, so we travel around the world and.."

Guy: "These are... interesting looking vegetables"

Will: "Wanna share your thoughts Berryman?"

Guy: "Piss off"

Jonny: "I love bananas" :cheesy:

 

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Chris: "Humm who's that hot guy standing over there...?"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: "Oi! What the hell are you lookin' at?!"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: "Yeah I'm talking to you, asshole!"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: " 'The fuck!! You wanna gettin' beaten up your ass? Alright, common then!"

Jonny (thinking) Maybe I should tell him that he's talking to a mirror" :uhoh:

 

 

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Will (thinking) Yessss, another big teddy for my plushy collection nobody knows about mwahahaha :evilgrin:

Jonny: "OMG we got giant yellow teddies!" :cheesy:

Chris: "Ha, yellow teddies, hehe, yellow, Guy, you get it? We got yellow teddi-"

Guy: "Shut up Chris and stop trying to be funny"

AHAHA!! His face is just... LMAO

 

And now it's my turn to be FUNNEH :awesome:

 

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"I HATE YOU MICROPHONE, GO AWAY FROM MY PURDY FACE!"

 

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Chris: "Alright, here I come; short shirt to reveal my muscles - check. Bossy sunglasses - check. General hotness applied - check."

 

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Chris: "Phew. Only one fan. That's managable, I can't be arsed today to sign anyth-

 

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People: "OMG CHRIS MARTIN SDGASFHDGAFHDSGFJH!!!"

Chris: " .... damn"

 

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Chris: "Yes, we're on a campain for Make trade fair, so we travel around the world and.."

Guy: "These are... interesting looking vegetables"

Will: "Wanna share your thoughts Berryman?"

Guy: "Piss off"

Jonny: "I love bananas" :cheesy:

 

LOL His glance at Chris :laugh3: :sneaky: :laugh3:

 

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Chris: "Humm who's that hot guy standing over there...?"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: "Oi! What the hell are you lookin' at?!"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: "Yeah I'm talking to you, asshole!"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: " 'The fuck!! You wanna gettin' beaten up your ass? Alright, common then!"

Jonny (thinking) Maybe I should tell him that he's talking to a mirror" :uhoh:

 

 

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Will (thinking) Yessss, another big teddy for my plushy collection nobody knows about mwahahaha :evilgrin:

Jonny: "OMG we got giant yellow teddies!" :cheesy:

Chris: "Ha, yellow teddies, hehe, yellow, Guy, you get it? We got yellow teddi-"

Guy: "Shut up Chris and stop trying to be funny"

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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"When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach – SO I KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP"

 

OMG!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!??!?!?! If its ok with you, i posted it on my tumblr. :) Credits were given to you. :) I said that its not mine, i saw it on coldplaying and credits belong to you. :) I hope its ok! If its not, please tell me, i will delete it. :)

HAHAHHAHAHHA Thalia these are amazing :D :D :D :D

 

*scrolls up to read them again*

AHAHA!! His face is just... LMAO

 

And now it's my turn to be FUNNEH :awesome:

 

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"I HATE YOU MICROPHONE, GO AWAY FROM MY PURDY FACE!"

 

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Chris: "Alright, here I come; short shirt to reveal my muscles - check. Bossy sunglasses - check. General hotness applied - check."

 

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Chris: "Phew. Only one fan. That's managable, I can't be arsed today to sign anyth-

 

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People: "OMG CHRIS MARTIN SDGASFHDGAFHDSGFJH!!!"

Chris: " .... damn"

 

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Chris: "Yes, we're on a campain for Make trade fair, so we travel around the world and.."

Guy: "These are... interesting looking vegetables"

Will: "Wanna share your thoughts Berryman?"

Guy: "Piss off"

Jonny: "I love bananas" :cheesy:

 

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Chris: "Humm who's that hot guy standing over there...?"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: "Oi! What the hell are you lookin' at?!"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: "Yeah I'm talking to you, asshole!"

Jonny: :|

 

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Chris: " 'The fuck!! You wanna gettin' beaten up your ass? Alright, common then!"

Jonny (thinking) Maybe I should tell him that he's talking to a mirror" :uhoh:

 

 

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Will (thinking) Yessss, another big teddy for my plushy collection nobody knows about mwahahaha :evilgrin:

Jonny: "OMG we got giant yellow teddies!" :cheesy:

Chris: "Ha, yellow teddies, hehe, yellow, Guy, you get it? We got yellow teddi-"

Guy: "Shut up Chris and stop trying to be funny"

 

:laugh3:

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Chris: What's wrong dude?

Guy: I fucked up big time! Oh man, I'm in real deep shit trouble

^Got caught getting phone numbers from two cute girls at one, eh, Guy???

 

Found this in the gallery. Sorry if it's been posted already.

 

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:lol:

^Got caught getting phone numbers from two cute girls at one, eh, Guy???

 

Found this in the gallery. Sorry if it's been posted already.

 

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:lol:

 

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Chris: See ya' guys. My planet needs me.

^Bwahahahaha! I knew someone would caption that one! There's one in the thread from today's show that needs the LOLdplay treatment too. *goes to thread*

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"IN YO' FACE, RADIOHEAD!:P"

 

(Don't hate on me, I actually like RH,lol.)

^ LOL! . :awesome:

 

 

(*I love Radiohead!*)

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