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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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It's buttons, not a zipper on his pants :lol:

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:jonny:: :lol: Chris is SO delusional!

:guy:: There, you see? BUTTONS. Not a zipper, BUTTONS. But nice try, Chris. :p

:chris:: But I could have sworn... I was sure I saw...:confused:

:will:: I don't get it. Usually when Chris imagines someone's zipper's open, it's not Guy's.;)

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:jonny:: Guys? How come I never get to hold the award for these photos?

:will: Now Jonny, remember what happened the last time?

:chris:: You tried to eat it!

:guy:: Now we only have 6.:cry:

:jonny:: Sorry...but the red and blue looked like frosting!:(

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:chris: – COME HERE JONNY BOY, I HAVE CAKE FOR YOU IN THIS UNMARKED WHITE VAN....

 

:shocked2: We reaaally need a 'scared shitless' smiley :nod: :laugh3:

:shocked2: We reaaally need a 'scared shitless' smiley :nod: :laugh3:

 

THat's what I tole Ian!

 

I also really need an unmarked white van.;)

*no sign of Jonny*

 

A few minutes later, in the unmarked white van, which has a piano in it:

 

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:chris: – OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *stuffs cake in his mouth like a ravenous lion*

 

That night at the concert....

 

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:chris: – Shit, I accidentally ate all the cake... what will Jonny lick off of my back now?!

*no sign of Jonny*

 

A few minutes later, in the unmarked white van, which has a piano in it:

 

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:chris: – OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *stuffs cake in his mouth like a ravenous lion*

 

That night at the concert....

 

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:chris: – Shit, I accidentally ate all the cake... what will Jonny lick off of my back now?!

 

GAH! EEK!:laugh3:

Back? :thinking:

 

Nonono. :charming:

Always.

Cake = boring.

Cake + Buckin = :wink3::whip: (new favorite combination of smileys)

Christopher should come out of the Cake. > Jon's face:

 

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Christopher should come out of the Cake.

 

The cake isn't the only thing you wish he would come out of, is it? :wink3:

The cake isn't the only thing you wish he would come out of, is it? :wink3:

 

*acts oblivious*

The cake isn't the only thing you wish he would come out of, is it? :wink3:

 

i got the evilest smile when i read this lmao :wink3:

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