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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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:chris: – COME HERE JONNY BOY, I HAVE CAKE FOR YOU IN THIS UNMARKED WHITE VAN....

 

:laugh3:

 

The cake isn't the only thing you wish he would come out of, is it? :wink3:

 

:wink3::sneaky:

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IN THE NAAAME OF LOOOVE

ONE CAKE IN THE NAME OF LOOOVE

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GUY'S SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that was the first thing that came to my mind, I mean, look at his friggin face! :lol:

 

Is it just me or does Chris look like he's eating something?....*cough*cake*cough* :sneaky:

^Nahh, he's chewing a gum. Like Guy did yesterday night. Wasn't an elegant move for an award show btw :| But he's so hot he can do anything, he's allowed to :nice:

Regarding the above: Once upon a time, long, long ago, my brain used to be normal, naive, innocent...

 

NOW though... Well, I am not the girl I used to be. Coldplaying has corrupted my mind to the perviest Buckin thoughts imaginable... I hope you all feel proud of yourselves!

 

:P :laugh3:

 

PS. No, I am not being hypocritical at all here... Not *at all*!

#dripping with sarcasm!

^Nahh, he's chewing a gum. Like Guy did yesterday night. Wasn't an elegant move for an award show btw :| But he's so hot he can do anything, he's allowed to :nice:

 

Ah, I see. But can he get away with yelling at Will, Mr. Scary-photo himself? :P

Regarding the above: Once upon a time, long, long ago, my brain used to be normal, naive, innocent...

 

NOW though... Well, I am not the girl I used to be. Coldplaying has corrupted my mind to the perviest Buckin thoughts imaginable... I hope you all feel proud of yourselves!

 

:P :laugh3:

 

PS. No, I am not being hypocritical at all here... Not *at all*!

#dripping with sarcasm!

 

*Heart bursts with pride* :chris::heart::jonny:

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:chris: – COME HERE JONNY BOY, I HAVE CAKE FOR YOU IN THIS UNMARKED WHITE VAN....[/quote

 

Hahahaha

 

*no sign of Jonny*

 

A few minutes later, in the unmarked white van, which has a piano in it:

 

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:chris: – OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *stuffs cake in his mouth like a ravenous lion*

 

That night at the concert....

 

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:chris: – Shit, I accidentally ate all the cake... what will Jonny lick off of my back now?!

 

Hahahahahaha!!! that made me laugh so much! LOL

 

The cake isn't the only thing you wish he would come out of, is it? :wink3:

 

:shocked2::stunned:

So did I!:evil:

 

:cool::laugh3:

 

actually . . .

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*Sits here oohing and aaahing at the sheer cuteness*

 

Can I keep him? Please?

 

Those drawings are adorable.

 

Moving on, from the Trollplayers:

 

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LMAO.

 

*no sign of Jonny*

 

A few minutes later, in the unmarked white van, which has a piano in it:

 

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:chris: – OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *stuffs cake in his mouth like a ravenous lion*

 

That night at the concert....

 

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:chris: – Shit, I accidentally ate all the cake... what will Jonny lick off of my back now?!

 

God bless you for that image at the end *Salutes*.

 

I love the other stuff here, too. You be a funny lot, you girls.

*Sits here oohing and aaahing at the sheer cuteness*

 

Can I keep him? Please?

 

Those drawings are adorable.

 

Uh . . . sorry, Rabbit Martin is off limits (he's my bunny!!). But . . . I guess I can share :P

 

Maybe . . .

I have to miss the Brits :( I'm going dress shopping for prom.

 

Anyway, back to the point of this thread:

 

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(from Tumblr)

 

:charming:

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:chris: – COME HERE JONNY BOY, I HAVE CAKE FOR YOU IN THIS UNMARKED WHITE VAN....

 

:laugh3:

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:chris: : Thank you everybody etc. :smug2:

:jonny: : Thinking - There's something about you baby that makes me want to give it to you... :drunk:

 

P.S. The rainbow is so appropriate. :D

 

:awesome:

 

Dany I also saw the TT #Cake last night :O

 

:O The magic!

 

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(Image found on Gorgeous Chris thread/Tumblr)

 

 

:chris: (whispering seductively) Jonny - you, me, bed, now?

:jonny: Ahahaha Chris, you so funny! (thinking: OHMYGOD YES!!!)

:guy: You want to do WHAT to me?! :shocked2:

 

:sneaky:

 

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GUY'S SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL

 

that was the first thing that came to my mind, I mean, look at his friggin face! :lol:

 

Hahahahah perfect! :D

 

Will's playing :wacko:

Guy: *What the hell is Will doing ? This is wrong...Makes me want to end my life....I should just go find my other friends from Apparatjik...*

Chris, chewing his gum "hey, what you doin Will ? It's nice :wacko:"

:surprised: *Oh oh...I shall leave before Guy gets mad :escaping2:*

 

OR

 

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Will's playing :wacko:

Guy *Will always gets to play with the cool stuff...I know I'm not the official drummer of the band but still...:(*

Chris *:surprised: Oh oh...they're gonna fight again...I do NOT want to be there when that happens...soooo where's my guitar ?* :escaping2:

 

:lol:

 

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Chris: "Oh by the way Guy, your zipper was open during our Brit Award speech" :sneaky:

Guy: "WAT"

 

PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING! :lol:

 

It's buttons, not a zipper on his pants :lol:

 

^Aw, you guys and your wishful thinking!;)

 

:D

 

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:jonny:: :lol: Chris is SO delusional!

:guy:: There, you see? BUTTONS. Not a zipper, BUTTONS. But nice try, Chris. :p

:chris:: But I could have sworn... I was sure I saw...:confused:

:will:: I don't get it. Usually when Chris imagines someone's zipper's open, it's not Guy's.;)

 

HAHAHA caught him! :awesome:

 

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:jonny:: Guys? How come I never get to hold the award for these photos?

:will: Now Jonny, remember what happened the last time?

:chris:: You tried to eat it!

:guy:: Now we only have 6.:cry:

:jonny:: Sorry...but the red and blue looked like frosting!:(

 

D'awwww :wacky:

 

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:chris: – COME HERE JONNY BOY, I HAVE CAKE FOR YOU IN THIS UNMARKED WHITE VAN....

 

:shocked2: We reaaally need a 'scared shitless' smiley :nod: :laugh3:

 

:nod: Indeed!

 

*no sign of Jonny*

 

A few minutes later, in the unmarked white van, which has a piano in it:

 

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:chris: – OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *stuffs cake in his mouth like a ravenous lion*

 

That night at the concert....

 

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:chris: – Shit, I accidentally ate all the cake... what will Jonny lick off of my back now?!

 

:facepalm: :laugh3:

 

Always.

Cake = boring.

Cake + Buckin = :wink3::whip: (new favorite combination of smileys)

 

:lol: I believe it!

 

Cake+Buckin+video camera=DIE HAPPY!

 

:dazzled:

 

On Jonny's birthday we should have Guy take pictures of the party... birthday cake photos would be lovely. :sneaky:

 

"Lovely" is a bit reductive :wideeyed:

 

Christopher should come out of the Cake. > Jon's face:

 

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:awesome: ...

Chris' birthday is coming up soon, so maybe we need to get Jonny to jump out of a giant cake...;)

Chris' birthday is coming up soon, so maybe we need to get Jonny to jump out of a giant cake...;)

 

It won't work. :no:

 

He'd eat it before it's delivered. :nod:

 

So Chris wouldn't be able to blow out the candles. :no:

 

He'd have to blow... (?) :nod:

Haha, fair point.

 

Maybe put him in one of those fake cardboard cakes, then? 'Cause I do like the idea of him jumping out of a cake...

Me too! 'Hey, Jonny. Whatcha doin' April 19th?? You can come to my 42nd...bring giant cake...and Chris!" :lol:

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:chris: Jonny, you know that expression "go hard or go home"?

:jonny: Yeah.

:chris: You're doing it wrong.

:jonny: OMG you can tell?!

:chris: Yeah I can feel it. Just act casual.

:jonny: Hahaha.

:chris: Hahaha.

-3 seconds later-

:chris: On second thought, fuck the Brits, we're going to our hotel room.

^^ Thanks. :D

 

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:inquisitive:

 

"I sense cake 24 miles to the north-east."

^^ Thanks. :D

 

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:inquisitive:

 

"I sense cake 24 miles to the north-east."

 

:lol:

 

I sense I just fell in love with this picture!:dazzled:

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