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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Pfffffhahaha :laugh3: your posts are hilarious...AND nasty :sneaky:

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I can make it even more pervy, check this out:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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THERE, I SAID IT, WOOO ME! _lawoo__by_blahed.gif

 

:stunned: your mind really IS twisted!

I'm surprised at you, Thalia!!! :phu:

 

 

 

who wasn't thinking that though, c'mon ;)

 

 

^^^ Hahahah!! :lol:

 

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:chris:: Oh, it's just a photographer, Jonny. Don't bother getting up.:wink3:

 

OMG hahahahah :laugh3: amazing!

 

I am SO glad I didn't have to explain that,lol. My friend here said 'I don't get it' and explaining was...awkward!:lol:

 

:surprised: Oh, an innocent mind! I used to be like that before I got the Buckin fever :nod: ... Well, maybe not at that level, no, no :no:

 

My friends love telling dirty jokes. I'm often the one they least expect to hear that sort of thing from! They'd be in for a bit of a surprise if they were to read this forum and read some of my comments.

 

Same for me! I rarely say them because my friends are really not the 'types' for that, they'd just make a disgusted face xD

 

Oh I make awkward homoerotic jokes aaaall the time in person. /sarcasm :|

 

I wish to cancel my Buckin subscription. :sick:

You can't :no;

 

Maybe a Godfather type 'once you're in you don't get out' thing? :lol:

 

^This! It's too late to get out of it! :nod:

 

Am I the only one that loves telling dirty jokes in real life but not here? [Probably because of my terrible English] :laugh3:

 

I assure you it's not hard to say them at all, if you're in the 'mood', you'll find a way to write them, sooner or later :lol:

What a normal Coldplayer sees:

 

 

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What a LOLdplayer sees:

 

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:chris:: Oh, it's just a photographer, Jonny. Don't bother getting up.:wink3:

 

 

What Twisted mind sees:

 

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Brain why u so weird :freak:

:laugh3:

 

*applauds*

What a normal Coldplayer sees:

 

 

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What a LOLdplayer sees:

 

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:chris:: Oh, it's just a photographer, Jonny. Don't bother getting up.:wink3:

 

 

What Twisted mind sees:

 

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Brain why u so weird :freak:

:laugh3: :awesome: This thread never fails at making me laugh. :awesome:

:thumbsup: :laugh3: great Thalia !!

Funny for you but ANNOYING AS FUCK for me! :lol:

 

 

 

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Whenever I get the chance of seeing Chris or any other Coldplay member in person, I'm afraid of what my brain will do in this situation :uhoh:

I'm afraid of what your pelvis would do. :sneaky:

:snobby:

 

She could dry hump him. :charming:

I'm afraid of what your pelvis would do. :sneaky:

 

^Nothing noticeable, I mean, she's a girl :uhoh: I'm afraid what something in that area would do to YOU, Nikola :charming:

 

:snobby:

 

She could dry hump him. :charming:

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Stop giving me ideas

 

 

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No this wouldn't be embarrassing. at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wideeyed:

We should send that one to The Oracle and see what happens. :charming:

 

No. I really doubt she'd be even remotely amused.

No. I really doubt she'd be even remotely amused.

 

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That's why I was like: "oh nononononono don't do that :worried2:" when I read that post.

No. I really doubt she'd be even remotely amused.
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What has been created in the LOLdthread STAYS in the LOLdplay. Look how much confusion that cake story has caused that left this thread, and now everybody thinks Jonny loves cake :dozey:

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:laugh3: Priceless!

I was kidding, don't be so scared shitless. :D

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What has been created in the LOLdthread STAYS in the LOLdplay. Look how much confusion that cake story has caused that left this thread, and now everybody thinks Jonny loves cake :dozey:

 

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