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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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  • Charlotteflair
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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: *rather orgasmically* Oh, God...Oh, God! YESSS! YESSS! YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Don't you DARE stop, boys!

Wlll, Guy, and Jonny *under table*: *under their breath* This is the LAST time we rub Chris' feet in public...

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Chris: *rather orgasmically* Oh, God...Oh, God! YESSS! YESSS! YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Don't you DARE stop, boys!

Wlll, Guy, and Jonny *under table*: *under their breath* This is the LAST time we rub Chris' feet in public...

 

:laugh3: !!!!!!

You're all great! I love this thread. I'm gonna marry it. :D

 

I got one. :cool:

 

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Chris: I am the prima ballerina! Don't you like me?

Jonny: [sees a cake and has the melody of Rainy Day in his head and thinking:] Oh lovely cake, come around, why does the photographer slow down, we're seperated now, I'm down, but I love when I get to eat you, I really really love to eat you.

Will: I hate this outfit. I look so...Prudish! And I miss my playstation.

Guy: I'm too sexy for this outift. And I am too sexy for you. Now get me a beer!

I got one. :cool:

 

 

Chris: I am the prima ballerina! Don't you like me?

Jonny: [sees a cake and has the melody of Rainy Day in his head and thinking:] Oh lovely cake, come around, why does the photographer slow down, we're seperated now, I'm down, but I love when I get to eat you, I really really love to you.

Will: I hate this outfit. I look so...Prudish! And I miss my playstation.

Guy: I'm too sexy for this outift. And I am too sexy for you. Now get me a beer!

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Sof I love it!!!!!!!!!

especially Jonnys!!!!!:laugh3:

Thanks! ^^ Just some random things that came in to my mind! :D I did realize I forgot to write 'eat' in the last part of Jonnys qoute. :p *edits*

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Chris: 'Scuse me, Guy...I have to go to the boy's room... *accidentally touches Guy's ass*

Guy: Stop touching my ass, Chris! Actually.... keep doing it.... slap it, damn you!

Chris: Ummm.... OK! *slaps Guy's ass*

Guy: Ooh! That tickles!

 

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Chris: Boys.... I don't think we're in Oz anymore...

Gosh, I'm gonna need some help with making those hilarious ones :lol: anyone volunteering? :D I'm nice!

Sure :D We can come up with crazy stuff on MSN if you want. :p

not a cake-related joke but...

 

 

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strangerbesideGuy: *says to himself* oh my god...what a glorious piece of meat :wacky: *it begins feeling silly inside his shorts* maybe if l touch him he wont bother :sneaky: *reaches his hand towards Guy* :wacky: *reaches closer...*

Guy: :mean: dude??! get away from me you sick !@#$%:censored:%!@%#! :anxious: ..fag..

 

 

 

 

first attempt. :mean:

Sure :D We can come up with crazy stuff on MSN if you want. :p

 

Good :D I have only come up with weird lame ones so far :lol:

I never did this...

 

 

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Chris: Whoa, there's food over there.

Guy: I wonder what happens if you look straight in to the lights?

Jonny: Can we go and eat cake now?

Will: Guys, I really need to go pee!

 

I know really bad.

 

I never did this...

 

 

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Chris: Whoa, there's food over there.

Guy: I wonder what happens if you look straight in to the lights?

Jonny: Can we go and eat cake now?

Will: Guys, I really need to go pee!

 

I know really bad.

 

:lol::lol::lol: great!

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