Chris: 'Scuse me, Guy...I have to go to the boy's room... *accidentally touches Guy's ass*

Guy: Stop touching my ass, Chris! Actually.... keep doing it.... slap it, damn you!

Chris: Ummm.... OK! *slaps Guy's ass*

Guy: Ooh! That tickles!

 

Chris: Boys.... I don't think we're in Oz anymore...

 

I never did this...

 

 

Chris: Whoa, there's food over there.

Guy: I wonder what happens if you look straight in to the lights?

Jonny: Can we go and eat cake now?

Will: Guys, I really need to go pee!

 

 

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

:dead: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Crazy turning-bald man with hairy belly abducts an apple named Child.

Chris: OH MY GOD, look at his SHOES!

Crazy turning-bald man with hairy belly abducts an apple named Child.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :cry:+:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

 

Chris: OH MY GOD, look at his SHOES!

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3:

:dead:!!!!!

"My relationship with Jonny? Um... hey, that's a nice shirt you got there! Yes, you! First row!"

 

"Hey, you seem familiar... wait... YOU STOLE MY CAKE! :angry:"

 

"YESSS!! I FINALLY GOT LAID BY JONNY! ER, I MEAN, I FINALLY GOT PAID BY MY MOMMY!"

 

:lol::lol::lol: I laughed so hard to all of those!!! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

@Sof: :lol::lol: GREAT!!! :D

Did someone say cake?

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Chris thinking: Do not think of Jonny, Chris, do NOT think of Jonny!

 

or

 

Hmmm, Gwyneth, you taste like apple... wait... you taste like APPLE!? :freak:

^^^Hmmm that gives me an idea. Maybe I can lure him to me with cake, chocolate bars, and tofu....

Chris thinking: Do not think of Jonny, Chris, do NOT think of Jonny!

 

or

 

 

Hmmm, Gwyneth, you taste like apple... wait... you taste like APPLE!? :freak:

 

:laugh3:awww:laugh3:

Chris thinking: Do not think of Jonny, Chris, do NOT think of Jonny!

 

or

 

Hmmm, Gwyneth, you taste like apple... wait... you taste like APPLE!? :freak:

 

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

The last one is brilliant :lol:!!

^Agreed! :lol:

Argh, put that pic of Gwyneth & Chris away please!

 

*jealous*

 

:P

^Agreed! :lol:

 

What a brilliant signature you have :lol:!

:laugh3:House FTW :D

Chris: WHEEE!!

Man in Hat: WTF?

 

shit :cool:

Guy *with italian accent*: ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME???!!!

Will *thinking*: this guy on the crowd is sooo screwed...

^ :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Guy *with italian accent*: ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME???!!!

Will *thinking*: this guy on the crowd is sooo screwed...

 

:lol::lol: great!

We also need one "When you see it you will shit bricks" :lol:

 

Actually, we should have one for Satriani that says

 

1. Claim your song has been stolen

2. Be butthurt

3. SUE!1!!

4. ?????

5. PROFIT!!!!!

 

5 minutes before the gig is over...

Chris: Hey Jonny! You, me, my hotel room, 15 minutes. And did i mention there'll be cake? :wink3:

Jonny: Are you talking about cake as in the edible kind, or cake as in our new codeword for you-know-what? :inquisitive:

Chris: Only one way to find out... :sneaky:

Jonny: :wideeyed:

^ :lol: Oh my ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH :lol:

 

5 minutes before the gig is over...

Chris: Hey Jonny! You, me, my hotel room, 15 minutes. And did i mention there'll be cake? :wink3:

Jonny: Are you talking about cake as in the edible kind, or cake as in our new codeword for you-know-what? :inquisitive:

Chris: Only one way to find out... :sneaky:

Jonny: :wideeyed:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: oooh jonny :laugh3:

 

5 minutes before the gig is over...

Chris: Hey Jonny! You, me, my hotel room, 15 minutes. And did i mention there'll be cake? :wink3:

Jonny: Are you talking about cake as in the edible kind, or cake as in our new codeword for you-know-what? :inquisitive:

Chris: Only one way to find out... :sneaky:

Jonny: :wideeyed:

 

I bet Jonny's excited... about the cake... :sneaky::wink3: