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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Guy: Damn, this'll be worth thousands! Keep on thrusting, Chris!

 

 

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

 

 

:sneaky: :lol:

 

Chris and Jonny make a porno. :awesome:

 

:laugh3::thinking::laugh3:

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Chris (dreaming away): "They were sittiiiiiiing, they were sitting in the strawberry caaaake... (did I just sing that? :stunned:) Um.. Everybody OK?"

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Chris: :sneaky: If I can just hit Guy on the head juuuust over there hard enough...that'll end it, and I will become the smexiest member of Coldplay! *laughs maniacally*

 

*Guy moves*

 

Chris: :angry:

 

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" Dear Mum,

I am loving camp! All the girls are following me, and they're cute too! But the thing is, I could've sworn I felt Chris breathing on my neck last night... He's been acting weird ever since Jonny left camp because of his severe allergic reaction to gherkin. Oh, and I've managed to take a bazillion pictures of the girls changing in the other cabin next door! Score!

Love,

Your Berry-Werry Jam"

 

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"Every time you wear neon pants, God kills a Guy Berryman. Get fashion sense. Think of the Guys."

Yay for copying my previous Chris LOLs! :awesome:

 

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"Umm... this isn't porn. I swear."

 

 

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"Guy: That caption's right. In a few years, Coldplay will be all about ME! :charming:"

 

JESUS! I LAUGHED SO SO HARD WHEN I SAW THESE!!:laugh3::laugh3:

 

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Jonny: The fact that Chris put dirt in your tea makes me laugh harder while you drink it! :laugh3:

Will: :shocked2: *total spit-take*

 

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Guy: What, you thought i'd be freaked out by all those Berrygirls? Nah, these girls obviously know hotness when they see it :cool: And with me posting pics too, we'll soon overtake the Chrissygirls's thread!

Man behind camera: :stunned:

 

:wideeyed: Thats totally true! :lol:

hahahaha, they're all hilarious!:laugh4:

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Chris (dreaming away): "They were sittiiiiiiing, they were sitting in the strawberry caaaake... (did I just sing that? :stunned:) Um.. Everybody OK?"

strange double post :stunned:

:lol:!!

 

I love the "Umm. Everybody ok?" at the end :lol:!! So Chris!

 

 

 

Will: Is that a rotten strawberry in the dirt!?

Jonny: Ohhh! A giant cake!

Guy: Ooh! A hot girl!

Chris: ... Am I the only one focusing on the camera??

 

" Dear Mum,

I am loving camp! All the girls are following me, and they're cute too! But the thing is, I could've sworn I felt Chris breathing on my neck last night... He's been acting weird ever since Jonny left camp because of his severe allergic reaction to gherkin. Oh, and I've managed to take a bazillion pictures of the girls changing in the other cabin next door! Score!

Love,

Your Berry-Werry Jam"

 

"Every time you wear neon pants, God kills a Guy Berryman. Get fashion sense. Think of the Guys."

Yay for copying my previous Chris LOLs! :awesome:

 

"Umm... this isn't porn. I swear."

 

 

"Huh... tastes like banana."

 

"School Pictures. Even Guy Berryman had to go through them."

 

"What? This thing? No, this is hair."

 

 

Interviewer: So Guy, tell me, do you know anything about Chris and Jonny's relationship?

Guy: Well, they enjoy fu-

Chris: AHEM!

Guy: Oh, wait! Um... *looks down at paper* Christopher Anthony John Martin and Jonathan Mark Buckland are not in any sort of sexual relationship. They are simply close friends and wish that the press does not think otherwise.

 

 

"Little did poor Guy know, he was about to be exposed on national television."

 

 

"What do you mean, 'Have you gained weight'!?"

 

 

Guy says: PEACE, LOVE, AND CAKE!

 

Guy: Damn, this'll be worth thousands! Keep on thrusting, Chris!

 

"Guy: That caption's right. In a few years, Coldplay will be all about ME! :charming:"

 

 

Chris: Smoking sharpies are the new thing in England... :cool2:

Guy: Does Yellow make me look fat? :uhoh:

Will: *inches away from dude in glasses*

Jonny: I wonder if we can have cake after we get done with this shit!!! :wacky:

 

 

 

Jonny: The fact that Chris put dirt in your tea makes me laugh harder while you drink it! :laugh3:

Will: :shocked2: *total spit-take*

 

 

 

Guy: What, you thought i'd be freaked out by all those Berrygirls? Nah, these girls obviously know hotness when they see it :cool: And with me posting pics too, we'll soon overtake the Chrissygirls's thread!

Man behind camera: :stunned:

 

Chris and Jonny make a porno. :awesome:

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Oh:laugh3: MY :laugh3: GOODNESS:laugh3:

I love the video one and the dear mum one so much!!:wink3::heart:

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Chris (dreaming away): "They were sittiiiiiiing, they were sitting in the strawberry caaaake... (did I just sing that? :stunned:) Um.. Everybody OK?"

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

That is so Chris ... :lol:

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Chris (dreaming away): "They were sittiiiiiiing, they were sitting in the strawberry caaaake... (did I just sing that? :stunned:) Um.. Everybody OK?"

 

:laugh3::laugh3: Sounds just like Chris!!! :lol:

OK, I've said it before but I will say it again: YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!! :lol: You've made a significant change in my life (and my blog) during this last week. THANK YOU! :lol:

Love this thread, sitting here giggling my head off lol :laugh3:

Whee! If only I knew Dutch! :dance:

Whaaaaat do you mean? :P

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