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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Thalia!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

You can't tell me he doesn't even need Jonny anymore :angry: :lol:

 

Aw, poor Jonny. :cry: It's ok. I'll comfort him,lol. :sneaky:

You can't tell me he doesn't even need Jonny anymore :angry: :lol:
Sometimes even Jonny needs a break from Chris' constant sex drive you know :nod:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh3::lol:

Sometimes even Jonny needs a break from Chris' constant sex drive you know :nod:

 

 

:laugh3::lol:

 

It must be exhausting, poor Jonny :laugh3: :laugh3:

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"CAKE ?! WHERE ?!"

 

Or:

 

Will: Cameraman, you are exactly .67 seconds away from me smashing that camera on the ground and tying your earlobes in a knot under your chin :saw:

 

Chris: WILL! We can't go back to court, the judge might not be so understanding next time!

 

Guy: Teehee, Will's random bouts of psychotic rage are so entertaining!

Or:

 

Will: Cameraman, you are exactly .67 seconds away from me smashing that camera on the ground and tying your earlobes in a knot under your chin :saw:

 

Chris: WILL! We can't go back to court, the judge might not be so understanding next time!

 

Guy: Teehee, Will's random bouts of psychotic rage are so entertaining!

Might I add Jonny's part to your fantastic caption? :lol:

 

 

Jonny: But you gotta agree, the cake in there was pretty tasty!

I'm sorry, the way down?

 

The way down what, Tracie? :lol:

 

 

:wink3:

 

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Will: "Stop touching your nipples!"

Chris: "Sorry :shy: I just can't keep my hands off myself..."

 

~A few minutes later

 

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Chris: "Oh yeah, just like tha-"

Will: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" :angry:

Chris: "Chill your balls Will, I'm not using my hands, can't you see?" *humps stool* :wink3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Aw, poor Jonny. :cry: It's ok. I'll comfort him,lol. :sneaky:

 

:lol:

 

It must be exhausting, poor Jonny :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I would not be exhausted :sneaky:

^ I'm sure about that :nod:

 

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

Aw, poor Jonny. :cry: It's ok. I'll comfort him,lol. :sneaky:

 

:lol:

 

Sometimes even Jonny needs a break from Chris' constant sex drive you know :nod:

 

:laugh3::lol:

 

The poor man! :laugh3: I guess it's fair :lol:

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:chris:: Look, Jonny!! One of our lighting guys is dangling cake from the rafters! Can...almost...reach...

:jonny:: Those guys are such bastards!:bigcry:

 

:lol:

^in my place. Coldplay is performing in my place. I is smart.

Or:

 

Will: Cameraman, you are exactly .67 seconds away from me smashing that camera on the ground and tying your earlobes in a knot under your chin :saw:

 

Chris: WILL! We can't go back to court, the judge might not be so understanding next time!

 

Guy: Teehee, Will's random bouts of psychotic rage are so entertaining!

 

I thought that Chris was the cameraman.. Doesn't it kind of looks like he is the one taking the picture? :D Or what is him arm doing?

:laugh3: How awesome would that be?!

 

But I see only one solution. I'll have to fly to Canada to keep 'em happy.

 

I'll be back in a week, girls! :escaping:

 

I seeeeee! And why weren't we invited?? LOL

 

Oh, that would've been nice, indeed!!

 

But yeah.. cake.. sandwiches.. chocolate sauce.. we have it all :sneaky:

 

Cherries and whipped cream? ;):lol:

 

The entire meal!!

 

Oh my God, here we are again :laugh3:

 

Let's go for a full dinner menu! :lol:

 

LOL! yes!

 

I'm sorry, the way down?

 

The way down what, Tracie? :lol:

 

 

Edit: I apologize. Once you go gutter... :shame:

 

ROTFLOL!

 

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Will: "Stop touching your nipples!"

Chris: "Sorry :shy: I just can't keep my hands off myself..."

 

~A few minutes later

 

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Chris: "Oh yeah, just like tha-"

Will: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" :angry:

Chris: "Chill your balls Will, I'm not using my hands, can't you see?" *humps stool* :wink3:

 

HAHAHA!

 

It must be exhausting, poor Jonny :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

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:chris:: Look, Jonny!! One of our lighting guys is dangling cake from the rafters! Can...almost...reach...

:jonny:: Those guys are such bastards!:bigcry:

 

:lol:

 

^ Jonny:"NO CAKE, DON'T JUMP, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!"

 

HAHA.. !!

Hahaha.

I guess they just heard about Ellen in front of the Bakery with a little cake.

They're like: WHOAT!!! WHY weren't we there?

:laugh3:

 

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Will: "Stop touching your nipples!"

Chris: "Sorry :shy: I just can't keep my hands off myself..."

 

~A few minutes later

 

ChrisMartinColdplayAW17161111.jpg

 

Chris: "Oh yeah, just like tha-"

Will: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" :angry:

Chris: "Chill your balls Will, I'm not using my hands, can't you see?" *humps stool* :wink3:

Brilliant :lol: :lol:

 

Or:

 

Will: Cameraman, you are exactly .67 seconds away from me smashing that camera on the ground and tying your earlobes in a knot under your chin :saw:

 

Chris: WILL! We can't go back to court, the judge might not be so understanding next time!

 

Guy: Teehee, Will's random bouts of psychotic rage are so entertaining!

Hahahhaha :lol:

 

Might I add Jonny's part to your fantastic caption? :lol:

 

 

Jonny: But you gotta agree, the cake in there was pretty tasty!

LOOOOOOOL :laugh3:

 

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:chris:: Look, Jonny!! One of our lighting guys is dangling cake from the rafters! Can...almost...reach...

:jonny:: Those guys are such bastards!:bigcry:

 

:lol:

:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

^ Jonny:"NO CAKE, DON'T JUMP, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!"

:lol: :lol:

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Will: "Stop touching your nipples!"

Chris: "Sorry :shy: I just can't keep my hands off myself..."

 

~A few minutes later

 

ChrisMartinColdplayAW17161111.jpg

 

Chris: "Oh yeah, just like tha-"

Will: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" :angry:

Chris: "Chill your balls Will, I'm not using my hands, can't you see?" *humps stool* :wink3:

 

ROTFLMFAO...*Covers mouth with hands so as not to wake her mom*

 

And the cake attempting suicide, and Will being all threatening, and Invader's post, and...and...ah, hell, I love all of these. You guys rule.

 

As for the dinner/dessert menu? Um, all I have to say to that is this: :wink3: :sneaky: :nod:

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HA! I'm gonna steal all the cake from backstage and Jonny-boy will NEVER know it was me! Muahahahahahahahaha!!:sneaky:

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HA! I'm gonna steal all the cake from backstage and Jonny-boy will NEVER know it was me! Muahahahahahahahaha!!:sneaky:

 

My god, all he needs now is an early 1900s outfit and a moustache to twirl...

 

That's a good one :lol:.

My god, all he needs now is an early 1900s outfit and a moustache to twirl...

 

That's a good one :lol:.

 

Did someone say 'Row should make this happen.'? ;)

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