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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^ Sure. I have some random pictures..

 

 

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Everytime I look at it, I discover new stuff :lol:

 

The same here :lol:

Damn right! Poor male fans, you all creep them away with your pervy Chris and Jonny jokes : (:no:

 

 

Let me try to convert this thread to its beginnings and post something NOT pervy about these two :P

 

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Chris: "So guys are you ready for the epic party at Jonny's flat this afternoon?!"

Guy: "No."

Will: "Yeah! I'll bring some beer!"

Chris: "Awesome! Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

>> later at Jonny's place that day ...

 

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Chris: "Hm okay, I'll just stand here, since there's no room left on the comfy couch :("

Jonny: "And then I told him he looked like a poofter!" :lol:

Will: "HAHA really?! LOL"

Guy: *SIGH* (thinking) : I should probably drink some more beer to be able to laugh along these retarded jokes Jonny is telling for the last 30 minutes...

 

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Chris: ".... my feet hurt..."

Jonny: "And in the end, it turned out he was really gay. Go figure!" *giggles*

Will: *cuckles*

Guy (thinking) : UUUUUUGH common Guy, don't fall asleep! *massages temples*

 

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Chris: "Hey GUIZ!" *squishes on couch and Jon* "So how about you tell me another funny story??"

Jonny: "Nah, can't be bothered now. Besides, your elbow is jabbed into my ribs."

Will (thinking) : I feel uncomfortable being this crammed together with the folks :confused:

Guy: "Damn right Will."

Will: :stunned:

 

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Guy: "WOAH did I just see some boobs on tv?" :wideeyed:

Jonny: "Wow they were huge. Kinda reminded me of the last girl I had fun with" :wink3:

Will: "Oh geez, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself Buckland!"

Chris: "I wish I had someone to go out with.." :bigcry:

 

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Chris: "Alright folks, time for the epic group cuddle!" :cheesy:

Will: "Yeah, come here old chap!" :D

Jonny: "Yayyy! I don't even know who I am cuddling!" :awesome:

Guy: "Haha yeah, see ya later boys, I'm outta here."

 

>> some time later...

 

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Chris: Man, that was the dullest party I've ever attended...

 

HAHAHA!!!! :laugh3::laugh3::D

Where are thos pictures from? Looks like they're impatiently waiting on results from an award or something?

:wideeyed:

 

Instead of food, we're ruining entire songs now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like it :wink3:

 

HAHAHA!

 

 

oh well if we're ruining songs here, i have another one for you:P Every time I listen to 'help is around the corner' i hear

 

"O my head just won`t stop aching,

And I`m sat here, licking my balls"

 

It's terrible. It doesn't even sound like he's singing that. Just because I once thought he did, i can't get it ou of my head and I hear it every time. WHYYYY

 

 

(Now you can't listen to the song anymore without hearing the same.. hihihi)

 

OK.. LOL! :inquisitive::laugh3:

Damn right! Poor male fans, you all creep them away with your pervy Chris and Jonny jokes : (:no:

 

 

Let me try to convert this thread to its beginnings and post something NOT pervy about these two :P

 

10232.jpg

 

Chris: "So guys are you ready for the epic party at Jonny's flat this afternoon?!"

Guy: "No."

Will: "Yeah! I'll bring some beer!"

Chris: "Awesome! Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

>> later at Jonny's place that day ...

 

12203.jpg

 

Chris: "Hm okay, I'll just stand here, since there's no room left on the comfy couch :("

Jonny: "And then I told him he looked like a poofter!" :lol:

Will: "HAHA really?! LOL"

Guy: *SIGH* (thinking) : I should probably drink some more beer to be able to laugh along these retarded jokes Jonny is telling for the last 30 minutes...

 

2806.jpg

 

Chris: ".... my feet hurt..."

Jonny: "And in the end, it turned out he was really gay. Go figure!" *giggles*

Will: *cuckles*

Guy (thinking) : UUUUUUGH common Guy, don't fall asleep! *massages temples*

 

5296.jpg

 

Chris: "Hey GUIZ!" *squishes on couch and Jon* "So how about you tell me another funny story??"

Jonny: "Nah, can't be bothered now. Besides, your elbow is jabbed into my ribs."

Will (thinking) : I feel uncomfortable being this crammed together with the folks :confused:

Guy: "Damn right Will."

Will: :stunned:

 

4376.jpg

 

Guy: "WOAH did I just see some boobs on tv?" :wideeyed:

Jonny: "Wow they were huge. Kinda reminded me of the last girl I had fun with" :wink3:

Will: "Oh geez, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself Buckland!"

Chris: "I wish I had someone to go out with.." :bigcry:

 

6287.jpg

 

Chris: "Alright folks, time for the epic group cuddle!" :cheesy:

Will: "Yeah, come here old chap!" :D

Jonny: "Yayyy! I don't even know who I am cuddling!" :awesome:

Guy: "Haha yeah, see ya later boys, I'm outta here."

 

>> some time later...

 

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Chris: Man, that was the dullest party I've ever attended...

 

The same here :lol:

 

OMG Thalia! that was EPIC! LOL! Best LOLpic spam EVER! :laugh3:

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I'm laughing so fucking hard not because of the pic but because the subtitle of this was: "Actually the line Maybe i'm on my knees was written from Jonny"

Hahahaha :laugh3: :sneaky:

 

:no: :no: I swear I didn't Mara.. :cool: :angel:

Why do I have some issues to believe that? :thinking::P

 

oh well if we're ruining songs here, i have another one for you:P Every time I listen to 'help is around the corner' i hear

 

"O my head just won`t stop aching,

And I`m sat here, licking my balls"

 

It's terrible. It doesn't even sound like he's singing that. Just because I once thought he did, i can't get it ou of my head and I hear it every time. WHYYYY

 

 

(Now you can't listen to the song anymore without hearing the same.. hihihi)

Hahhaha OH GOD ;)

 

Will try not to listen to that song for a LONG TIME, hoping that I will forget this and just hear 'wounds' again :lol::lol:

EXACTLY :nod: :P

 

Damn right! Poor male fans, you all creep them away with your pervy Chris and Jonny jokes : (:no:

 

 

Let me try to convert this thread to its beginnings and post something NOT pervy about these two :P

 

10232.jpg

 

Chris: "So guys are you ready for the epic party at Jonny's flat this afternoon?!"

Guy: "No."

Will: "Yeah! I'll bring some beer!"

Chris: "Awesome! Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

>> later at Jonny's place that day ...

 

12203.jpg

 

Chris: "Hm okay, I'll just stand here, since there's no room left on the comfy couch :("

Jonny: "And then I told him he looked like a poofter!" :lol:

Will: "HAHA really?! LOL"

Guy: *SIGH* (thinking) : I should probably drink some more beer to be able to laugh along these retarded jokes Jonny is telling for the last 30 minutes...

 

2806.jpg

 

Chris: ".... my feet hurt..."

Jonny: "And in the end, it turned out he was really gay. Go figure!" *giggles*

Will: *cuckles*

Guy (thinking) : UUUUUUGH common Guy, don't fall asleep! *massages temples*

 

5296.jpg

 

Chris: "Hey GUIZ!" *squishes on couch and Jon* "So how about you tell me another funny story??"

Jonny: "Nah, can't be bothered now. Besides, your elbow is jabbed into my ribs."

Will (thinking) : I feel uncomfortable being this crammed together with the folks :confused:

Guy: "Damn right Will."

Will: :stunned:

 

4376.jpg

 

Guy: "WOAH did I just see some boobs on tv?" :wideeyed:

Jonny: "Wow they were huge. Kinda reminded me of the last girl I had fun with" :wink3:

Will: "Oh geez, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself Buckland!"

Chris: "I wish I had someone to go out with.." :bigcry:

 

6287.jpg

 

Chris: "Alright folks, time for the epic group cuddle!" :cheesy:

Will: "Yeah, come here old chap!" :D

Jonny: "Yayyy! I don't even know who I am cuddling!" :awesome:

Guy: "Haha yeah, see ya later boys, I'm outta here."

 

>> some time later...

 

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Chris: Man, that was the dullest party I've ever attended...

Thalia, that was so perfect !!! :laugh3: :laugh3:

I really enjoy your LOLdplays :D :D

Damn right! Poor male fans, you all creep them away with your pervy Chris and Jonny jokes : (:no:

 

 

Let me try to convert this thread to its beginnings and post something NOT pervy about these two :P

 

10232.jpg

 

Chris: "So guys are you ready for the epic party at Jonny's flat this afternoon?!"

Guy: "No."

Will: "Yeah! I'll bring some beer!"

Chris: "Awesome! Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

>> later at Jonny's place that day ...

 

12203.jpg

 

Chris: "Hm okay, I'll just stand here, since there's no room left on the comfy couch :("

Jonny: "And then I told him he looked like a poofter!" :lol:

Will: "HAHA really?! LOL"

Guy: *SIGH* (thinking) : I should probably drink some more beer to be able to laugh along these retarded jokes Jonny is telling for the last 30 minutes...

 

2806.jpg

 

Chris: ".... my feet hurt..."

Jonny: "And in the end, it turned out he was really gay. Go figure!" *giggles*

Will: *cuckles*

Guy (thinking) : UUUUUUGH common Guy, don't fall asleep! *massages temples*

 

5296.jpg

 

Chris: "Hey GUIZ!" *squishes on couch and Jon* "So how about you tell me another funny story??"

Jonny: "Nah, can't be bothered now. Besides, your elbow is jabbed into my ribs."

Will (thinking) : I feel uncomfortable being this crammed together with the folks :confused:

Guy: "Damn right Will."

Will: :stunned:

 

4376.jpg

 

Guy: "WOAH did I just see some boobs on tv?" :wideeyed:

Jonny: "Wow they were huge. Kinda reminded me of the last girl I had fun with" :wink3:

Will: "Oh geez, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself Buckland!"

Chris: "I wish I had someone to go out with.." :bigcry:

 

6287.jpg

 

Chris: "Alright folks, time for the epic group cuddle!" :cheesy:

Will: "Yeah, come here old chap!" :D

Jonny: "Yayyy! I don't even know who I am cuddling!" :awesome:

Guy: "Haha yeah, see ya later boys, I'm outta here."

 

>> some time later...

 

11073.jpg

 

Chris: Man, that was the dullest party I've ever attended...

 

I never laughed so much! Scared my mum! :lol:

OK, I'm suing Thalia for pain and suffering...My ribs fucking ache,lol!: THat was genius!!:lol:

 

Hmmm...Jonny on his knees and Chris sat there licking his...wha?????

 

Bit of a 'Who' fan, Louise? ;)

OK, I'm suing Thalia for pain and suffering...My ribs fucking ache,lol!: THat was genius!!:lol:

 

Hmmm...Jonny on his knees and Chris sat there licking his...wha?????

 

Bit of a 'Who' fan, Louise? ;)

 

hahahah LOL

Thalia, that captionfest RULED :D. Very brilliant and funny :lol:!

 

oh well if we're ruining songs here, i have another one for you:P Every time I listen to 'help is around the corner' i hear

 

"O my head just won`t stop aching,

And I`m sat here, licking my balls"

 

It's terrible. It doesn't even sound like he's singing that. Just because I once thought he did, i can't get it ou of my head and I hear it every time. WHYYYY

 

 

(Now you can't listen to the song anymore without hearing the same.. hihihi)

 

 

Well, lord knows Chris is certainly bendy enough for that...

 

...aaaaaaaaaand I'll just be seeing myself out :escaping:

 

Bit of a 'Who' fan, Louise? ;)

 

I guess you're talking about me.. What is Dr. Who? I'm so not a fangirl. :nice: :laugh3:

^ Sure. I have some random pictures..

 

Ahhh thanks! I'll try to make them LOLworthy! :D

 

Here it comes...

 

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Photographer: "Okay, let this whole... Made Trade Fair thingy be as subtle as possible okay? My boss isn't too fond of surreptitious advertising."

Chris: "ALRIGHT LOL"

 

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Girl: "Hell yeah, doing something good to the world while looking all bad ass is the coolest thing ever! Right Chris?"

Chris: "...I've got a boner"

 

 

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Jonny: "Hey Chris, that fan over there is holding up a banner saying "BUCKIN RULZ" on it!"

Chris: "Oh yeah, just like that" :charming:

Will: "Holy shit Chris, I never knew...!" :wink3:

Jonny: "...Chris?" : (

Guy: "I'm not looking it's not happening"

 

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Chris: "Hello thar! It's really cold today, how about you buy one of our fabulous hats? Only 25$ a piece!"

Guy: "We also have hats that don't look as faggy as Chris's..."

Will: "BUY. OUR. HATS. ALL. OF. THEM."

Jonny: "Potatoes" :cheesy:

 

 

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Chris: "My GOD, someone left a chocolate bar all by itself down there! It is my duty to rescue it with my mouth!!"

Will: "Don't even bloody think about it you pillock." =__=

 

>> The next day...

 

 

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Chris: "CHOCOLATE" :wideeyed:

Cameraman: "Sorry mate, ain't gonna let you eat it. My camera is attached to the laptop of your drummer who keeps an eye on you.

Chris: "DAMMIT!"

 

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Chris: "And there was always that chocolate bar lying on the ground and I could never reach it, no matter how far I bent down! And shitty Will wouldn't let me eat it either! Who drops a chocolate bar in front of the stage two days in a row anyways?"

Jonny: "Oh that was me, I just wanted to have a nice view of your ass while your were bending down." :wacky:

Chris: "WHAT?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hahaha, Thalia, brilliant! "Potatoes":laugh3:

 

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Chris looks like he reeeeeally wants to kiss Will :laugh3::laugh3:

Hahaha, Thalia, brilliant! "Potatoes":laugh3:

 

 

 

Chris looks like he reeeeeally wants to kiss Will :laugh3::laugh3:

Thanks^^

 

And yeah it does indeed :wideeyed:

 

This is my favourite though:

 

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:drunk:

^ I like that picture. :wideeyed:

 

 

Ahhh thanks! I'll try to make them LOLworthy! :D

 

Here it comes...

 

scaled.php?server=844&filename=20030410a.jpg&res=landing

 

Photographer: "Okay, let this whole... Made Trade Fair thingy be as subtle as possible okay? My boss isn't too fond of surreptitious advertising."

Chris: "ALRIGHT LOL"

 

scaled.php?server=811&filename=c2451900.jpg&res=landing

 

Girl: "Hell yeah, doing something good to the world while looking all bad ass is the coolest thing ever! Right Chris?"

Chris: "...I've got a boner"

 

 

scaled.php?server=42&filename=serforkertudxd.jpg&res=landing

 

Jonny: "Hey Chris, that fan over there is holding up a banner saying "BUCKIN RULZ" on it!"

Chris: "Oh yeah, just like that" :charming:

Will: "Holy shit Chris, I never knew...!" :wink3:

Jonny: "...Chris?" : (

Guy: "I'm not looking it's not happening"

 

scaled.php?server=832&filename=randompj.png&res=landing

 

Chris: "Hello thar! It's really cold today, how about you buy one of our fabulous hats? Only 25$ a piece!"

Guy: "We also have hats that don't look as faggy as Chris's..."

Will: "BUY. OUR. HATS. ALL. OF. THEM."

Jonny: "Potatoes" :cheesy:

 

 

scaled.php?server=849&filename=arghs.jpg&res=landing

 

Chris: "My GOD, someone left a chocolate bar all by itself down there! It is my duty to rescue it with my mouth!!"

Will: "Don't even bloody think about it you pillock." =__=

 

>> The next day...

 

 

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Chris: "CHOCOLATE" :wideeyed:

Cameraman: "Sorry mate, ain't gonna let you eat it. My camera is attached to the laptop of your drummer who keeps an eye on you.

Chris: "DAMMIT!"

 

scaled.php?server=220&filename=bestfriendsz.jpg&res=landing

 

Chris: "And there was always that chocolate bar lying on the ground and I could never reach it, no matter how far I bent down! And shitty Will wouldn't let me eat it either! Who drops a chocolate bar in front of the stage two days in a row anyways?"

Jonny: "Oh that was me, I just wanted to have a nice view of your ass while your were bending down." :wacky:

Chris: "WHAT?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:lol: :awesome:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Thalia, you are amazing!!!! :lol:

Ahhh thanks! I'll try to make them LOLworthy! :D

 

Here it comes...

 

scaled.php?server=844&filename=20030410a.jpg&res=landing

 

Photographer: "Okay, let this whole... Made Trade Fair thingy be as subtle as possible okay? My boss isn't too fond of surreptitious advertising."

Chris: "ALRIGHT LOL"

 

scaled.php?server=811&filename=c2451900.jpg&res=landing

 

Girl: "Hell yeah, doing something good to the world while looking all bad ass is the coolest thing ever! Right Chris?"

Chris: "...I've got a boner"

 

 

scaled.php?server=42&filename=serforkertudxd.jpg&res=landing

 

Jonny: "Hey Chris, that fan over there is holding up a banner saying "BUCKIN RULZ" on it!"

Chris: "Oh yeah, just like that" :charming:

Will: "Holy shit Chris, I never knew...!" :wink3:

Jonny: "...Chris?" : (

Guy: "I'm not looking it's not happening"

 

scaled.php?server=832&filename=randompj.png&res=landing

 

Chris: "Hello thar! It's really cold today, how about you buy one of our fabulous hats? Only 25$ a piece!"

Guy: "We also have hats that don't look as faggy as Chris's..."

Will: "BUY. OUR. HATS. ALL. OF. THEM."

Jonny: "Potatoes" :cheesy:

 

 

scaled.php?server=849&filename=arghs.jpg&res=landing

 

Chris: "My GOD, someone left a chocolate bar all by itself down there! It is my duty to rescue it with my mouth!!"

Will: "Don't even bloody think about it you pillock." =__=

 

>> The next day...

 

 

scaled.php?server=808&filename=crazyxdnycshow.jpg&res=landing

 

Chris: "CHOCOLATE" :wideeyed:

Cameraman: "Sorry mate, ain't gonna let you eat it. My camera is attached to the laptop of your drummer who keeps an eye on you.

Chris: "DAMMIT!"

 

scaled.php?server=220&filename=bestfriendsz.jpg&res=landing

 

Chris: "And there was always that chocolate bar lying on the ground and I could never reach it, no matter how far I bent down! And shitty Will wouldn't let me eat it either! Who drops a chocolate bar in front of the stage two days in a row anyways?"

Jonny: "Oh that was me, I just wanted to have a nice view of your ass while your were bending down." :wacky:

Chris: "WHAT?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh you teheplz.png"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA :laugh3: Seriously Thalia, how do you make them so perfect !!! :lol:

 

Thanks^^

 

And yeah it does indeed :wideeyed:

 

This is my favourite though:

 

ChrisWillColdplay_III_by_natreneephoto-1.jpg

 

:drunk:

AWWW :wink3::wink3::wink3::wink3:

HAHAHA these loldplays are hilarious.

*Bows down* Thank you for all your lovely comments! :D

 

And now gimme some moar pictures that I can put a caption on! :dance:

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Guy: wooow :awesome:

Jonny: *le sigh* This is awesome isn't it, Will ?

Will: Yeah, we really do have the best job in the world :wacky:

Chris: What are you saying ? We were WHAT NOW ?! ARE YOU PROVOKING ME ? COME HERE IF YOU'RE A MAN! :angry:

LOOL ;)

Brilliant, Thalia!:D

 

And yes, Louise, I meant you. Your sig made me giggle. :lol:

Whoever wants to make captions for these:

 

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DSC00345.jpg

 

 

They don't even need them though :lol:

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