Lucky Phil! How wonderful that even 12 year old girls are inspired by CP! If you can get your message through to that generation then your definitely doing something right! Blessings :smile:

Lucky Phil! How wonderful that even 12 year old girls are inspired by CP! If you can get your message through to that generation then your definitely doing something right! Blessings :smile:

 

You know that my post was intended to be a joke, right? :|

You know that my post was intended to be a joke, right? :|

 

Ahhh you got me! Lol. Yes, of course I realised it was a joke hence my satirical response. Thanks for always providing the lol's Batman. Must take some time to come up with those dialogues. Too funny :)

Ahhh you got me! Lol. Yes, of course I realised it was a joke hence my satirical response. Thanks for always providing the lol's Batman. Must take some time to come up with those dialogues. Too funny :)

 

Sorry, I can't hear the satire over the internet :awesome:

 

 

If you give me a Coldplay pic I might be able to convert it into something LOLworthy :wideeyed:

Sorry, I can't hear the satire over the internet :awesome:

 

 

If you give me a Coldplay pic I might be able to convert it into something LOLworthy :wideeyed:

 

Yes, I agree that internet translations can seem very ambiguous. It's not ideal.

 

I actually don't have any Coldplay pics as I've never been to any of their concerts. It's the only thing I want to do before I die.

PS- I'm a modern day slave and I'm not allowed out much :wacky:

I actually don't have any Coldplay pics as I've never been to any of their concerts. It's the only thing I want to do before I die.

PS- I'm a modern day slave and I'm not allowed out much :wacky:

 

Oh I don't mean your OWN pictures, just any recent ones that you can find on the internet :D None of the pictures I post here are my own either lol

 

 

oH HI, another modern day slave, HELLO! :cheesy: *waves at monitor*

Oh I don't mean your OWN pictures, just any recent ones that you can find on the internet :D None of the pictures I post here are my own either lol

 

 

oH HI, another modern day slave, HELLO! :cheesy: *waves at monitor*

 

*slaps head*

Got you now. Sorry. Looks like this horrible life of slavery is really taking it's toll in me. :sad: I'm not quite as sharp as I used to be...

Thanks for the cheerful wave! I see yoooooouuuu.

From the Will-thread :awesome: :

 

Will's face was priceless at The Voice Germany when Chris was asked about LP7 :lol:

 

 

Chris: "So about the new albu-"

Will: o___o

Chris: "... yeah sO-"

Will: O___O

Chris: "uh-"

Will: Ô___Ô

Chris: "hum-"

Will: @___@

Chris: "It's in the making :disappointed:"

Will: :pleased:

Bahahaha yes! :lol:

 

Will's death stare in action :lol:

Haha

 

Is that it? No To Be Continued? :(

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

X

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

X

 

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!11!

 

OMFG thEIR FACES! :lol::laugh3: I love how Will goes from :wacky: to :freak: and Jonny from :smug: to :shame:

 

HAHA

 

MUHAHAH

 

Aw man, I'm glad I'm alone at the moment, I just did a really embarrassing giggle-snort LOLOMG xD

Stolen from the Chris thread because the creep factor of the ladies on the following pics was too high not to be mentioned in here HAHA:

 

 

Chris: "Um, hi! :cheesy: I support whatever this event stands for and I'm happy to be here! :wacky:"

Lady: "Yeah I'm also happy you're here. Come on let's take a picture!" :charming:

Chris: "Okay! :blush:"

Lady: "Oh hold on, I need to come closer to you otherwise I'm not entirely on the picture!" :sneaky:

Chris: "Oh, okay!" :smiley:

Lady: "Okay now" :charming:

Chris: "why is your leg on my leg" :uhoh:

 

 

Red haired Lady: "Now group foto everyyyonnneee yaaaAAAY!!" *grabs Chris' thigh*

Chris: :stunned: "Yaaa-aay...?" :uhoh2:

Dark haired Lady: "hm nice, I'm touching his butt right now"

Blonde Lady sitting next to her: "OMG U LUCKY BITCH"

Lady on the left: "wAIT I ALSO NEED TO BE ON THE PIC"

 

 

Dark haired Lady: *squeezes*

Chris: O__O : "Um excuse me Ladies, I really need to go n-"

Red haired Lady: "SHHH next PHOTOOOOO1!"

All the Ladies: "AHAHAHAH YAAAAASSS!!!" *squeezing continues*

Chris: "hALP"

Tumblr gets dangerous during the Christmas season LOMOMG:

 

 

What we want under our tree this Christmas! hahaha

^ It looks like they froze Chris and kidnapped him :wreck:

 

Alright, give me what you got, Coldplayers:

I'll try this:

Fancy event:

Bono: "So we're writing for a movie again and shh it's confidential but the Academy Awards seems to like our song very well an- :wacko:"

Chris: "GGGNNNNNAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE OSCAR'S MINE THIS YEAR!! IT'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNEEEE"

Thank you Coeurli & Batman for the LOLZ :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I think this too needs a caption, anyone to volunteer?

 

 

 

http://instagram.com/p/wpn486tJN2/

^

 

 

Guy: "Oh yeah dat riff is just fine"

Jonny: "Come on Chris, do it!"

Chris: "B-but.. Jon! :blush: Really?"

Jonny: "Yeah really!"

Chris: "okOK! :cheesy: Um, uhh, hey GUY?" :awesome:

Guy: "Huh wha-"

 

 

Chris: :lips:

Guy: "-t?

 

 

...

 

 

um"

Jonny: "WTF LOL OMG YOU ACTUALLY DID IT" :lol:

Chris: "OMFG I JUST TOTALLY KISSED GUY IN FRONT OF A CAMERA"

Guy: " :|

 

 

why

 

 

 

Yeah hello camera man, welcome to the life of Guy Berryman"

 

 

Chris: *continues giggling like a girl*

Jonny: :cheesy:

Guy: "Seriously you guys, keep the gay down" <___<

omg look at jonny, he seems like he is fake laughing cause his eyes look furious

omg look at jonny, he seems like he is fake laughing cause his eyes look furious

 

He can't believe Chris actually betrayed him like that L0L

Tumblr is painfully realistic sometimes :freak::

 

 

 

When you realise that X & Y will be 10 next year

 

:)

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Do you really like it, is it is it wicked?!! <a href="http://t.co/liH9StT4k1">pic.twitter.com/liH9StT4k1</a></p>— Coldplay News (@coldplaying) <a href="https://twitter.com/coldplaying/status/546432326205734913">December 20, 2014</a></blockquote>

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^

 

 

Guy: "Oh yeah dat riff is just fine"

Jonny: "Come on Chris, do it!"

Chris: "B-but.. Jon! :blush: Really?"

Jonny: "Yeah really!"

Chris: "okOK! :cheesy: Um, uhh, hey GUY?" :awesome:

Guy: "Huh wha-"

 

 

Chris: :lips:

Guy: "-t?

 

 

...

 

 

um"

Jonny: "WTF LOL OMG YOU ACTUALLY DID IT" :lol:

Chris: "OMFG I JUST TOTALLY KISSED GUY IN FRONT OF A CAMERA"

Guy: " :|

 

 

why

 

 

 

Yeah hello camera man, welcome to the life of Guy Berryman"

 

 

Chris: *continues giggling like a girl*

Jonny: :cheesy:

Guy: "Seriously you guys, keep the gay down" <___<

 

Hahahah oh Guy why you so hawt eh

 

Band: "Goddammit Phil!"

Phil: "What?" :blush:

Band: "What the hell is this!"

Phil: "Mail!" :blush:

Band: "NOOOO, PHIL?"

Phil: "okay so mabye this is fanmail" :uhoh:

Band: "What was that, Phil? WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU"

Phil: "okay OKAY it's fanmail! LOOK, BEFO-"

Band: "NO"

Phil: "But-"

Band: "NO"

Phil: "..."

Band: "NO"

Phil: "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING"

Band: "Phil, this is not okay. You can't just use our trusty fanbase to send expensive letters to you."

Phil: "They're not expensive!" :angry:

Band: *picks up random letter* "This one is from freaking antarctica! Look how much that stamp costed! AND IT COMES FROM A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WTF PHIL"

Guy: "Look she even drew hearts on it... with pink cheeks."

Phil: "Yeah because she likes me" :charming:

Chris: "SHE'S 12 PHIL"

Jonny: "Jennifer Lawrence is 24 Chris" :|

Chris: "wTF Jonny what does this have to do with Phil's fanmail?!"

Jonny: "Oh I'm just sAYING" :shifty:

Chris: "At least she's not still a child like Guy's Girlfriend"

Guy: "OI" :angry:

Phil: "Okay, while you're fighting I'll continue reading my lovely FANMAIL that you all didn't GET because I GOT ALL OF IT, because I'M AWESOME." :awesome:

 

I lost it at "Jennifer Lawrence is 24 Chris."

I lost it at "Jennifer Lawrence is 24 Chris."

 

why thank you kindly :wacky: