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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Why are professional band pictures so freaking random sometimes :|

 

 

I mean REALLY

 

 

 

 

 

REALLY

 

 

 

IN A FUCKING LAUNDRY BAG

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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"Cause your face cause your face is full of stars

I'm gonna give you my heart

Cause your face cause your face is full of stars

Cause you inked up a half"

 

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Lucky its not color, color is harder to remove, looks freshly done too

^Because you can already tell she is going to remove it....

^Because you can already tell she is going to remove it....

 

:lol:

You know what? (this is an amazing story, it happened for real)

 

That girl went to the tattooshop and said she wanted 3 stars on her face, somewhere around her eyebrow. Now there's two versions of the story:

The tattoo man's version: After she got the 3 stars, she said she wanted more of them, so she got more. And then she wanted even more! So she got even more. And so on..

The girl's version: She asked for 3 stars, but fell asleep while being tattood (!) When she woke up, she had a face full of stars. She caused a mediastorm and kind of sued the tattoo man. Few people believed her (hey why would that be?) and I don't think much happened, apart from the fact that the man who tattood her became famous too. I think she had them removed but we still call her 'het sterrenmeisje', 'the star girl'

 

Belgium, everybody.

You know what? (this is an amazing story, it happened for real)

 

That girl went to the tattooshop and said she wanted 3 stars on her face, somewhere around her eyebrow. Now there's two versions of the story:

The tattoo man's version: After she got the 3 stars, she said she wanted more of them, so she got more. And then she wanted even more! So she got even more. And so on..

The girl's version: She asked for 3 stars, but fell asleep while being tattood (!) When she woke up, she had a face full of stars. She caused a mediastorm and kind of sued the tattoo man. Few people believed her (hey why would that be?) and I don't think much happened, apart from the fact that the man who tattood her became famous too. I think she had them removed but we still call her 'het sterrenmeisje', 'the star girl'

 

Belgium, everybody.

It was even on the German news.

Then there were also rumours about her being drunk and that she wasn't really conscious while being tattooed and blah blah blaaahh

 

She's still an idiot for wanting to have tattoos in her friggn face.

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fAn: "CHRiS MArRy ME nOW THAT UR SINGLE~"

Chris: "hOLY FRICK KELLY"

Kelly: "Ya I saw her, OUTTA DA WAY FANGURL!" *lazer eyes activate*

:lol::lol:

 

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Kelly: "I swear to god if these two don't stop going all gay in front of me I'm going to quit"

:lol::lol:

 

You know what? (this is an amazing story, it happened for real)

 

That girl went to the tattooshop and said she wanted 3 stars on her face, somewhere around her eyebrow. Now there's two versions of the story:

The tattoo man's version: After she got the 3 stars, she said she wanted more of them, so she got more. And then she wanted even more! So she got even more. And so on..

The girl's version: She asked for 3 stars, but fell asleep while being tattood (!) When she woke up, she had a face full of stars. She caused a mediastorm and kind of sued the tattoo man. Few people believed her (hey why would that be?) and I don't think much happened, apart from the fact that the man who tattood her became famous too. I think she had them removed but we still call her 'het sterrenmeisje', 'the star girl'

 

Belgium, everybody.

 

Oh, yeah, I heard that too: it was also on French news years ago. Crazy story though!

 

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v this is my fav though LOL

 

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:lol::lol:

There are three lessons in this tattoo story:

1- People can get tattoos, as long as they are not stupid enough to go to sketchy tattoo place where they don't have the sense to not fill up your face with stars.

 

2- Being a tattoo artist is a fine profession if you want to go that way, unless you are stupid enough to listen to drunk people who want their face full of stars.

 

3- (now this ones a keeper)

 

People are really goddamn stupid.

 

:)

  • 2 weeks later...

I'm really not supposed to be online right now BUT DARNIT I need to get these loldplays out of my system first!

 

So there LOL

 

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Jonny: "BONES SINKING LIKE STONES-"

Chris: "OMG yesh LOOK EVERYBODY my baby is singing! :wacky:"

Jonny: "Chris wtf I'm not your friggn baby"

Will: "awww look at'em!" :cheesy:

 

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Jonny: "ALL THAT WE FOUGHT FOAWR - Chris you just invaded my personal space BIG time"

Will: "AWWW!!!" :cheesy:

Chris: "I luv you" :blush:

Jonny: "WHA-"

 

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Chris: :lips:

Jonny: "-AT-MMHPH!!"

Will: "...*cough* :stunned: Uhhh, oh LOOK, there are, uh, pretty stars hanging up there, LOOK UP EVERYONE!" :uhoh:

Guy: "...I'm so glad I'm not even on the picture lol"

I'm really not supposed to be online right now BUT DARNIT I need to get these loldplays out of my system first!

 

So there LOL

 

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Jonny: "BONES SINKING LIKE STONES-"

Chris: "OMG yesh LOOK EVERYBODY my baby is singing! :wacky:"

Jonny: "Chris wtf I'm not your friggn baby"

Will: "awww look at'em!" :cheesy:

 

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Jonny: "ALL THAT WE FOUGHT FOAWR - Chris you just invaded my personal space BIG time"

Will: "AWWW!!!" :cheesy:

Chris: "I luv you" :blush:

Jonny: "WHA-"

 

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Chris: :lips:

Jonny: "-AT-MMHPH!!"

Will: "...*cough* :stunned: Uhhh, oh LOOK, there are, uh, pretty stars hanging up there, LOOK UP EVERYONE!" :uhoh:

Guy: "...I'm so glad I'm not even on the picture lol"

 

Did he really kiss him??????

OH MY GAWD CAN I GET A KISS FROM CHRIS TOOOO?

I'm really not supposed to be online right now BUT DARNIT I need to get these loldplays out of my system first!

 

So there LOL

 

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Jonny: "BONES SINKING LIKE STONES-"

Chris: "OMG yesh LOOK EVERYBODY my baby is singing! :wacky:"

Jonny: "Chris wtf I'm not your friggn baby"

Will: "awww look at'em!" :cheesy:

 

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Jonny: "ALL THAT WE FOUGHT FOAWR - Chris you just invaded my personal space BIG time"

Will: "AWWW!!!" :cheesy:

Chris: "I luv you" :blush:

Jonny: "WHA-"

 

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Chris: :lips:

Jonny: "-AT-MMHPH!!"

Will: "...*cough* :stunned: Uhhh, oh LOOK, there are, uh, pretty stars hanging up there, LOOK UP EVERYONE!" :uhoh:

Guy: "...I'm so glad I'm not even on the picture lol"

HAHAHAHAHA! This is absolutely priceless!

Nice one Batman :lol:

(Jonny's eyes in the 2nd picture: they're saying leave me alone now :lol:)

Nice one Batman :lol:

(Jonny's eyes in the 2nd picture: they're saying leave me alone now :lol:)

 

lol thanks :awesome:

 

HAHA I thought they were saying quite the opposite :charming:

  • 1 month later...

oh lord hahaha

 

Look how happy Jonny is! Chris is pensive, Will does not have the death stare, No, Chris has angst and Guy looks like he about to eat something

  • 3 weeks later...

Not sure if this is already in the Chris and Jenny thread, but I saw it on Facebook posted by Coldplay France and thought it belonged here. ;-)

 

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