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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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More from the Chris thread!

 

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"Thank you for not masturbating! Now I'm safe!"

 

 

I realllllyyyy love the picture. Omg, sooooooooo hot! :sweatdrop:

But he lookes pretty older :confused:

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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"Thank you for not masturbating! Now I'm safe!"

:laugh3:

"Ladies, ladies, please! There's enough Chrissy for all of you! And some left over for Jonny.

:laugh3::laugh3::wink3:

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"Hehehe... I'm wearing new socks today. Plus I just ate a BOX of brownies! WHEEE!"

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

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Chris: How dare this black cat cross my path! (Kicks cat into the crowd)

 

:laugh3:

By the way, where did you find the picture in your sig? :lol:

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Chris: Do you see that, Jonny? I wonder what it is. An ant?

Jonny: No Chris, that's probably a worm. :thinking:

Will: Just a leaf.

Guy: Whatever it is I don't like it.

Chris: You're scared of ants?

Jonny: WORMS!

Guy: I want to go home.

 

 

Very bad, I know. :curtain:

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Chris-*to kid* HEY YOU! GET ME OUT OF THIS BOOK!

Will-*sigh*

Jonny-Cupcakes...

These came from the Chris thread, so I'm sorry if you've seen them before.

 

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"Every time you masturbate, God kills a Chris Martin. Stop fapping. Think of the Chrissies."

 

LOL! :lol:

I LOVE IT!

Very bad, I know...

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Guy: I know you want me

you know I want cha

I know you want me

you know I want cha

I know you want me...

Chris: WRONG SONG GUY!

 

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Jonny: Chris, your pants sooo tight :wink3:

Very bad, I know...

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Guy: I know you want me

you know I want cha

I know you want me

you know I want cha

I know you want me...

Chris: WRONG SONG GUY!

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

omg! im thinking of Guy singing that song!!:lol::lol:

Very bad, I know...

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Guy: I know you want me

you know I want cha

I know you want me

you know I want cha

I know you want me...

Chris: WRONG SONG GUY!

 

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Jonny: Chris, your pants sooo tight :wink3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:I'm tearing up laughing @ the first one!

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Chris: "Holla!!!"

 

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Chris "Why, God, why, did Phil have to die?"

Will: *playing Taps on the horn*

Guy: I'm so sad, my face doesn't show it.

Jonny: *staring at cake* Caaaaake.....

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Chris "Why, God, why, did Phil have to die?"

Will: *playing Taps on the horn*

Guy: I'm so sad, my face doesn't show it.

Jonny: *staring at cake* Caaaaake.....

 

hahaha xD :laugh3::laugh3:

 

jonny looks like "i want chris to come closer" :D

Jonny always wants cake ... :lol:

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Will: *sigh* ....this is why I hate moving day.

 

:laugh3: I'm laughing so hard right now!!:laugh3::laugh3:

Jonny just looks like a guy who likes cake.

 

We need to send Jonny a fudge cake. Now.

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The fans had brought Jonny a huge fudge cake after hearing his endless begging. He was smiling...until Chris popped out of the cake and started OM NOM NOMing it.

 

Jonny: :(

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