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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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They've gotta bring back all the videos they used to make like Jonny Goes Jazz! "An' it brings a tear to my eye!" I love it :lol: Especially Jonny...of course.

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Guy: Yes, i am wearing this scarf for a bet but it's worth it cos if i win then they owe me a giant cake! And besides, i'm sexy enough to make even this naff rainbow scarf work :cool:

Jonny: *sniff sniff* OMG Guy's hair smells like sponge cake :wideeyed:

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Guy: Yes, i am wearing this scarf for a bet but it's worth it cos if i win then they owe me a giant cake! And besides, i'm sexy enough to make even this naff rainbow scarf work :cool:

Jonny: *sniff sniff* OMG Guy's hair smells like sponge cake :wideeyed:

lol! "i'm sexy enough to make even this naff rainbow scarf work"

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Oh, and here's a few pics from the Chris thread:

 

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"Come to think of it, I'd tap that too."

 

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"And it was all, like, CAWCAWSHMOOBLAGOOSH! as it dropped to the ground, DEAD!"

 

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"In Today's News: Ridiculously scruffy man shot by bazooka"

 

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"So... THAT'S what a naked woman looks like!?"

 

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"Name: Chris Martin

Sex: Male

Age: 32

Interests: Chocolate, bondage, and long walks on the beach.

Looking for: A saucy MILF. That's not Madonna."

 

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I don't have a label for this. I just love this picture. :heart:

 

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"The voices... They are telling me something!"

Bwahahaha! This is great! :lol:

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Drew Carey: "Tonight, on 'Whose Line is It Anyway?', we welcome four special guest comedians – Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, and Guy Berryman!"

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"Cake? We will not breath until we get some!"

Oh, and here's a few pics from the Chris thread:

 

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"Come to think of it, I'd tap that too."

 

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"And it was all, like, CAWCAWSHMOOBLAGOOSH! as it dropped to the ground, DEAD!"

 

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"In Today's News: Ridiculously scruffy man shot by bazooka"

 

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"So... THAT'S what a naked woman looks like!?"

 

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"Name: Chris Martin

Sex: Male

Age: 32

Interests: Chocolate, bondage, and long walks on the beach.

Looking for: A saucy MILF. That's not Madonna."

 

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I don't have a label for this. I just love this picture. :heart:

 

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"The voices... They are telling me something!"

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

Thats so funny :laugh3:

I love him. The captions suit him :D

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"Cake? We will not breath until we get some!"

 

Completely off topic, but are those Vera Bradley prints behind them? :lol:

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I'm trying to think of one but... but... I'm not clever.

 

You are clever in my world! :charming:

 

 

 

 

Do you people think someone should campaign this thread for Best Thread of '09? :\

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Chris: "Boy, oh, boy, that chocolate cake looks FANTASTIC! I would sell my soul for a slice of that cake!"

Guy: "I would sell Chris's soul for a slice of that cake!"

Jonny: "So delicate...so chocolatey...I feel so horny right now. This must be what Chris's soul is like."

Will: "Caaaaaaake...waaaaaaant...noooooowww...*indistinguisable drool sounds*"

Spike Haired Dude: "Say, I couldn't help but overhear that you would sell your soul for a slice of cake. My name's Satan. Let's talk business."

 

oh my god :lol::lol::lol:

 

Aw, you guys are the best! :hug: :nice:

 

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"Miley Cyrus coming on tour with us? ROFTLMAO!"

 

:lol::lol::laugh3:

 

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Chris: *through his clenched smile* I can't stand this close to Guy it makes me feel so-

Jonny: It's beautiful...

Guy: I know...

Jonny: Will doing the macarena.

 

---Random I know :D

 

hahahaha

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Guy: "Chris that color just does NOT match your skin tone! :gorgeous:"

Jonny: "Do I HAVE to???"

Chris: "DAMN this water bottle is so heavy! :bigcry:"

 

 

 

 

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Chris: "WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?!"

Will and Jonny: "haha oh Chris. :rolleyes:"

Guy: "Must. not. look. at. wine bottle. :sweatdrop:"

^^ omg haha coldplay trying to be athletic.:facepalm:

This thread is full of so much win. :D

^^That doesn't even look like will :inquisitive:

is this all about the "fay coldplay" and their failed attempts to get cake :laugh3:

i lol'd at the satan one at the grammys :rolleyes::laugh3::D

ahaha

sooo funny!

^ yessss katttttts this so pwns anything ill post pictures when i get home from school! :(

byees :heart:

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