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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I am alone home,.. SO I CAN LAUGH AS LOUD AS I WANT :laugh3:

And trust me, I have been laughing my ass off the last 10 minutes looking in this thread :laugh3:

BEST THREAD EVER! :dance:

 

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Will: "My brows need to form a perfectly straight line ..."

Guy: "Angry is sexy ... :wink3:"

Chris: "Hey you paparazzi!!!! Sod off!!!"

Guy: "That guy should better listen to him ... he's got a hammer ...:stunned:"

Jonny: "I think I just farted ..."

^ :laugh3: I was laughing so hard on that one :P omygod hahahah

 

"I think I just farted" :lol:

"I think I just farted ..."

I can't stop laughing!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

This thread is amazing! You guys have made my day :D

 

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:laugh3::laugh3:!!!!!!!!!oh god!!!!!!:laugh3:

Will: "My brows need to form a perfectly straight line ..."

Guy: "Angry is sexy ... :wink3:"

Chris: "Hey you paparazzi!!!! Sod off!!!"

Guy: "That guy should better listen to him ... he's got a hammer ...:stunned:"

Jonny: "I think I just farted ..."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:'I think I just farted':laugh3::laugh3:

:lol:

:lol:

 

I should really stop making fun of Jonny. :(

 

But he always has the most random look on his face ... :lol:

GUY TIME!!!!! :dance:

 

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Guy: I caught a fish THIS BIG!!!

 

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Guy (thinking): What the hell is that?

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Guy: I hope Will doesn't catch me wearing his sweatshirt...

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Guy: "If you want to be in a picture with Paul. You gotta stand out. I'm going for the creepy look *squinting eyes, right eyebrow raised, little smile, body slightly forward* DONE!"

Will: "I'm gonna give you some competition in a second, Berryman"

Chris: "I'm just gonna pretend to know what he is joking about and laugh"

Jonny: "Cake"

 

Omg, I am crying!!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol::lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Cake" :wink3: :lol:

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Will: "My brows need to form a perfectly straight line ..."

Guy: "Angry is sexy ... :wink3:"

Chris: "Hey you paparazzi!!!! Sod off!!!"

Guy: "That guy should better listen to him ... he's got a hammer ...:stunned:"

Jonny: "I think I just farted ..."

good one

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Will: "My brows need to form a perfectly straight line ..."

Guy: "Angry is sexy ... :wink3:"

Chris: "Hey you paparazzi!!!! Sod off!!!"

Guy: "That guy should better listen to him ... he's got a hammer ...:stunned:"

Jonny: "I think I just farted ..."

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Glad I could make you laugh at Jonny's expense. :( :lol: ;)

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Jonny is the bomb on this thread! We need to spread more Guy-Chris hate. :drunk: :wacky:

GUY TIME!!!!! :dance:

 

 

Guy: I caught a fish THIS BIG!!!

 

 

Guy (thinking): What the hell is that?

 

Guy: I hope Will doesn't catch me wearing his sweatshirt...

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

so good:laugh3:

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These came from the Chris thread, so I'm sorry if you've seen them before.

 

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"HOLY SHIT! A SPIDER!!"

 

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"Does this pose make me look like the lady in the painting up there?"

 

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Are you saying I'm *hic* drunk??

 

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"Screw Gwyneth. I'd totally tap that."

 

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"It was THIS tall! I swear!"

 

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"Every time you masturbate, God kills a Chris Martin. Stop fapping. Think of the Chrissies."

^Haha! And I agree, let's stop making fun of Jonny Boy and point the finger at Chris...

 

Nah let's just keep making fun of Jonny :)

 

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Yes, let's!

 

More from the Chris thread!

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"Is he gone yet!?"

 

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I know you ladies probably love this pic, but it's just begging to have a cigarette photoshopped right between Chris's thumb and index finger.

 

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"Sooo, what's the deal with airplane food?"/badjoke

 

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"You don't know how lovely you- ZOMG A BUTTERFLY"

 

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"Hehehe... I'm wearing new socks today. Plus I just ate a BOX of brownies! WHEEE!"

"Sooo, what's the deal with airplane food?"/badjoke

:laugh3:

"You don't know how lovely you- ZOMG A BUTTERFLY"

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:oh god!!

"Hehehe... I'm wearing new socks today. Plus I just ate a BOX of brownies! WHEEE!"

:lol:

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More from the Chris thread!

 

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"Thank you for not masturbating! Now I'm safe!"

 

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This was already labelled, so I'll shut up for a moment.

 

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"Ladies, ladies, please! There's enough Chrissy for all of you! And some left over for Jonny. :wink3:"

 

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"That cashmere sweater is TOO cute!"

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