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What would you do...?

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It's not statutory rape if they want it:wink3:
LOL :lol:

 

All these sex desperate little kiddies around here, geez! :uhoh:

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YOU SAID YOU WERE 11

LOL :laugh3:

I know you're not

So funny you really believed that. :p

 

Anyway, I love horny girls threads like these! :cheesy:

I sure hope that Chris does not frequent this board.

 

Gah, he would have a laugh, though.

 

But seriously would you all sleep with Chris if you had the chance?

 

Cause I so would. ;):P

^Same here :D :P

YOU'RE THIRTEEN! :stunned:

I will forget that promise of waiting for marriage...oh well!

 

 

"kiddies...before I met grandpa, I lost my virginity to chris martin of coldplay. we fucked on a strawberry swing...and every moment was so precious...but dont tell grandpa. i was a pure bride, and i swore to it. *falls asleep*"

AMY! :laugh3:

 

LOL :lol:

 

All these sex desperate little kiddies around here, geez! :uhoh:

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

So funny you really believed that. :p

 

Anyway, I love horny girls threads like these! :cheesy:

 

:laugh3::rolleyes::laugh3::laugh3:Stefan!!:laugh3:

So funny you really believed that. :p

 

Anyway, I love horny girls threads like these! :cheesy:

 

I know you're not ;)

:wink3:

LOL

Wow, lots of young girls here. I feel like a pedophile browsing the board.
Hahaaa! I been through that. :awesome:

... GOSH! I'm even older than you! :dozey:

So funny you really believed that. :p

Anyway, I love horny girls threads like these! :cheesy:

You're the badass, my friend! :awesome:

Seriously weird thread , in my opinion :)

 

Would i be sad in saying that i'd just have a nice meal and a good conversation with him,

and i'd possibly try to get him to play me some new material

( while i secretly recorded it )

:P

So, Coldplay fans.

You all love Coldplay...

 

You love Will

You love Guy

You also love Jonny...

 

But, what exactly would you do to spend one (yes, just one) night with Chris?

So, what would you do to spend a night with chris..

 

This includes: He meets you at 5pm

You have dinner

He stays until 11pm (he IS married)

 

So, give it a thought...

 

Also, what would you give to spend a night with him? (eg, your tshirt, iPod, computer, CAR).

(if your wondering who it goes to, it may just go to a random person)

 

 

Unfortunatly this would never happen, :\

but with a little dreaming, :nice:

I would like the evening as following:

We meet and go out on a walk in london

or go for a running exercise ( would like to see how fast he runs haha)

Then we would have a simple dinner.. nothing special

Then playing some music and talking about music, littteratur, lyrics in general

That's my dream..

Oh, but back to the real world unfortunatly.. :\

 

 

I would give my best thanks and hugs to person who would give this to me :hug:

I would do some charity work :nice:

and would give some happy tears :bigcry:

and I will show by best smile :happy2:

okay, you guys are all too nice ;) 1) i wouldn't be caring if he was married. it's CHRIS MARTIN! AT MY HOUSE!!!!! hahahahahah. here's how it would go:

 

 

eat dinner

he would sing to me

we would fall madly in love, the end.

 

YAY

I love this thread already :3

What would I do?

Well I think we'd go take a walk in the woods somewhere naturey...

and just talk. Take some pics with Guy's camera ;)

Have dinner...sit at the piano for awhile.

And then cuddle up and watch a movie :)

Seriously i'm like freaken' horny!:dozey:

Ahh, Christopher Anthony John Martin.. How do you do it? :dozey:

It's not statutory rape if they want it:wink3:

 

very very true

and we definitely want it lol

:wink3::wink3:

YOU'RE THIRTEEN! :stunned:

 

SO WHAT!

 

Imagine that I'm 30.

 

Gosh, I'm terrible.. :laugh3:

^ You are terrible! :D But then, who isn't in this thread :wink3:

But I'm 20, so I would work out very well with Chris, I think, haha. Girls are more mature than guys after all ;)

I'm only 12 so I haven't got a chance with him:cry:

 

But we'd probably have a jam session and then go to karaoke. Then maybe talk.:)

:)Something basic.

Well all the young ones here, can be adopted by Chris :lol:

 

Chrissy as our daddy :heart:

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